Relaxzen1's Comments

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Play Trivia Warrior Trivia Warrior Apr. 01, 2013
Give each question a value, then set it in a ton of "already used" value holders. Make the game check to see if the value is the same, and if it is, re-pick another question.
Play Trivia Twist Trivia Twist Apr. 01, 2013
Just a loading screen. Been like 5 mins.
Play Trivia Trivia Apr. 01, 2013
Wrong, we COULD play as a guest, if the game existed.
Play Hell Tetris Hell Tetris Mar. 31, 2013
Original Concept: http://xkcd.com/724/
Play Hell Tetris Hell Tetris Mar. 31, 2013
xkcd ftw
Play Everybody Edits Push-Out! Everybody Edits Push-Out! Feb. 01, 2013
Hehe. So after checking my comments for the first time in a long time, I checked on EE for the first time in a longer time. I've always stated how horrible this game is (it is absolutely horrible). But now...there's no way Chris is even working on EE. It has to be someone else. I asked him and he said he'd never add violence or death to the game. Ever. Spikes, I asked? Nope. Checkpoints, I asked? No again. In other words...this game is actually better than the real EE now. :) (That's still a joke, in case you have no sense of humor).
Developer response from Relaxzen1

Even Cyclone (does he still exist?) said this game wasn't so bad, when I force fed him it. And I know that he'd hate the direction EE is taking as well. (and no, I don't intend to make it better. I like it the way it is. Horrible). Also, I've played since. ... A while. Like when beta was just a donation of any amount. And now I can't even use like 80% of my smileys (and I still don't know why).
Play Angry Animals 2 Angry Animals 2 Oct. 25, 2012
Really, really good game. Never seen anything like it. (As an alternate sarcastic comment: "Stolen from Crush the Castle. What's Angry Birds?")
Play Racehorse Tycoon Racehorse Tycoon Oct. 24, 2012
YES! $150,000 race, I'm only in front of one other horse, 6 in front of me trip on the fence!
Play Swords & Potions Swords & Potions Oct. 15, 2012
@Thatguy176, lError 404l, others that would like ads instead of tokens: You simply do not understand. I'm not saying that the system employed by Edgebee is good, or even isn't bad. It is quite frustrating. But there is little alternative. You see, Kongregate does not allow ads on games except for their own, or for mochiads. Think about it, when was the last time you saw in-game ads on Kong. This is not me just making a guess. This is an undeniable fact, and I say this as a developer myself (a horrible one at that). While I myself do not intend to make money with my games, the only way to do so on Kong is with ad revenue (which is little), tips (even smaller), or making people spend kreds (the jackpot). Company developers like Edgebee have no other choice.
Play Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go! Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go! Oct. 10, 2012
C'mon! I had the idea for this game first!
Play Endless War 4 Endless War 4 Oct. 08, 2012
Developers need to play their own part before their game can get badges. The administrators cannot add them on their own. That is why there are no badges for this game, and will not be until Vitaly integrates the API.
Play You are a... You are a... Oct. 06, 2012
We all just laugh at what it says. Try actually thinking about being what it says for each and every one of them. Now laugh harder.
Play Infectonator 2 Infectonator 2 Sep. 25, 2012
You clearly made the newslady's breasts bigger
Play Infectonator 2 Infectonator 2 Sep. 25, 2012
Strange. I was pretty sure I already infected the world. Did they make a cure?
Developer response from TogeProductions

28 weeks after the world domination, the zombies got too hungry because nothing can be eaten anymore, all the zombies' body were decaying, with no one else to be turned into a zombie, the zombies have completely wiped out. The survivor, such as the news reporter and cameraman came out, and they repopulated the earth once again. LoL, don't think too much of the story alright, I just made it up, you had fun that is most important :))
Play Afternoon Snack Afternoon Snack Sep. 24, 2012
A little
Play Papa's Freezeria Papa's Freezeria Aug. 26, 2012
I waste more time listening to their order than actually making it. "Oh, and can I have a cherry on top? How about another cherry? One more cherry? A banana?"
Play New Star Soccer New Star Soccer Aug. 17, 2012
Apparently dribbling isn't one of our strong suits.
Play Wild West Town Wild West Town Jul. 31, 2012
The milk drop rate is very, very low. This needs to be fixed.
Play Wild West Town Wild West Town Jul. 27, 2012
@666twistedGirl: Interesting. Doesn't work for me. :/
Play Wild West Town Wild West Town Jul. 26, 2012
Always remember that you can sell your livestock for twice the amount you bought them for once they become adults. As in, instead of feeding them and getting small rewards, you can sell it and get 2, then 4, then 8, so on and so on.