Relaxzen1's Comments

Game Comments
Play Hedgehog Launch 2 Hedgehog Launch 2 Jul. 22, 2014
Why is the gravity still pulling me towards earth if I'm right next to Mars, which is way too far away?
Play Downhill OMG! Downhill OMG! Oct. 19, 2013
This is the next generation of SkiFree that I've been waiting 22 years for.
Play Theme Hotel Theme Hotel Sep. 25, 2013
Found a really easy solution to the elevator problem. Never had a single complaint and not a single high capacity elevator. You just have to make a bunch of elevators that are all 2 floors high, so they just go up, down, up, down, for eternity. Make this going diagonal across your entire hotel. It only takes up as much space as a 2 elevator shafts and works perfectly. Please + so all can see and give those annoying hotel-goers a roundhouse kick to the face. For an image, follow this link: http://imgur.com/ZCtm4X7
Play The Keeper Of 4 Elements The Keeper Of 4 Elements Sep. 23, 2013
If you came here looking for an avatar-esque game, you won't find it.
Play Innkeeper Innkeeper Sep. 22, 2013
"That politician was so smart. I want to laugh at him." While I understand why you'd want to laugh at him, I can't understand why you think he's smart.
Play Elephant Rave HD Elephant Rave HD Jul. 30, 2013
I'm not even kidding when I say I've been waiting for a bigger version of this game.
Play ELEPHANT RAVE ELEPHANT RAVE Jul. 30, 2013
WHY DO I HAVE TO REMEMBER 18293!?!??!
Play The Peacekeeper The Peacekeeper Jul. 12, 2013
The lack of a Windows Phone version makes me sad (But not surprised).
Play Mace Swinger I Mace Swinger I Jul. 07, 2013
Why does the screen at the end seem legit?
Play Everybody Edits Push-Out! Everybody Edits Push-Out! Jul. 06, 2013
Hellloooooo everyone. I decided to remake this game entirely. It should be up soon-ish. I'm almost done. I'm going to post it as an entirely different game, a v1.0, since this one was never really done in the first place. The next one will be.
Developer response from Relaxzen1

Hoorah!

Play River Cat River Cat Jun. 06, 2013
The best game I've ever played, PC, Xbox, anything. This tops all of them.
Play Caribbean Admiral Caribbean Admiral Jun. 06, 2013
Here's a guide to what everything does. + so others/dev can see. Sails: Increases AP Hull: Increases Defense Crew: Increases boarding success chance. Cities increase in difficulty as you are able to reach them. Cities that you unlock at the same time will have roughly the same difficulty.
Play Will Smith is: MessengerRNA Will Smith is: MessengerRNA May. 23, 2013
Hey you! Let me guess, you want to be able to skip the memory sequence? + this post if that's true.
Developer response from Relaxzen1

Why yes! How'd ya know?

Play Snakes On A Cartesian Plane Snakes On A Cartesian Plane May. 19, 2013
As if just the name wasn't enough, you just made it so much more awesome.
Play Trivia Warrior Trivia Warrior Apr. 01, 2013
Give each question a value, then set it in a ton of "already used" value holders. Make the game check to see if the value is the same, and if it is, re-pick another question.
Play Trivia Twist Trivia Twist Apr. 01, 2013
Just a loading screen. Been like 5 mins.
Play Trivia Trivia Apr. 01, 2013
Wrong, we COULD play as a guest, if the game existed.
Play Hell Tetris Hell Tetris Mar. 31, 2013
Original Concept: http://xkcd.com/724/
Play Hell Tetris Hell Tetris Mar. 31, 2013
xkcd ftw
Play Everybody Edits Push-Out! Everybody Edits Push-Out! Feb. 01, 2013
Hehe. So after checking my comments for the first time in a long time, I checked on EE for the first time in a longer time. I've always stated how horrible this game is (it is absolutely horrible). But now...there's no way Chris is even working on EE. It has to be someone else. I asked him and he said he'd never add violence or death to the game. Ever. Spikes, I asked? Nope. Checkpoints, I asked? No again. In other words...this game is actually better than the real EE now. :) (That's still a joke, in case you have no sense of humor).
Developer response from Relaxzen1

Even Cyclone (does he still exist?) said this game wasn't so bad, when I force fed him it. And I know that he'd hate the direction EE is taking as well. (and no, I don't intend to make it better. I like it the way it is. Horrible). Also, I've played since. ... A while. Like when beta was just a donation of any amount. And now I can't even use like 80% of my smileys (and I still don't know why).