Retal's Comments

Game Comments
Play Pestilence Z Pestilence Z Feb. 17, 2012
Why is Barney Stinson working as a News Reporter? "And then I reported on the Zombie Apocalypse. True Story."
Play Dead Zed Dead Zed Feb. 10, 2012
This game seems rather under-rated, as it captures the panic of a zombie apocalypse very well. Unknown Odds, a Human character who doesn't know how much ammo he (or she) has left unless they're counting it in their head, companions who can and will die, and of course, the frustration of taking a shot, only to find you had the sights misaligned, and then the panic as the target lurches closer. Brilliant!
Play Theme Hotel Theme Hotel Dec. 18, 2011
you must construct additional Elevators!
Play DJManiax DJManiax Aug. 06, 2011
18 Fantastic, 123 Perfect, 0 Miss, yet I got 66.53% and a C? What's this?
Play Happy Wheels Happy Wheels Jul. 15, 2011
This is rather more violent than it lets on, isn't it?
Play Jacob and the Gyrocopter Jacob and the Gyrocopter Jun. 20, 2011
Oh god all my songs are fast and loud. D=
Play Thing-Thing Arena 3 Thing-Thing Arena 3 Apr. 26, 2011
You do need your spleen to live. It performs important operations in regards to Iron Recycling, the synthesis of Antibodies, the reservation of blood and the removal of old Red Blood Cells. It's quite important.
Play Tactical Assassin 3 Tactical Assassin 3 Apr. 21, 2011
Am I the only person having problems with the loading of this?
Play Mastermind: World Conquerer Mastermind: World Conquerer Dec. 18, 2010
FFFFFF One second until the Genesis Project started up, I got distracted and a Superhero crushed my Evil Coffee Sh- I mean Moon Base.
Play Deadly Neighbours Deadly Neighbours Nov. 05, 2010
Thought it said 'Ass Capacitor'
Play Sieger Sieger Nov. 03, 2010
Am I the only person who starts singing the 1812 Overture from V for Vendetta every time they fire an Explosive Projectile?
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Sep. 04, 2010
I need to stop using Limit Breaks on the Mammoth. ._.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Sep. 03, 2010
I absolutely love the little comments the characters make during Gameplay, it makes the whole thing so much more enjoyable, and doesn't make it seem like just a slow, monotonous, repeating grind.
Play Master of Fortresses Master of Fortresses Aug. 27, 2010
I wish you could choose to play a Certain map on Endless mode. I think it would make it a lot more enjoyable.
Play Dragon Age: Journeys Dragon Age: Journeys Aug. 26, 2010
@demonw0lf Yoshi's Island is a console game, so of course it loads faster. You're playing from a cartridge, you don't have to download all the data from the Internet. It just loads straight from the cartridge.
Play Cluster Lander Cluster Lander Jul. 12, 2010
Brilliant fun. I found myself crashing into walls just so I could watch myself floating around aimlessly. It's a great challenge trying to do the whole thing while destabilized. Five out of Five.
Play Sushi Cat Sushi Cat Jul. 10, 2010
I want to live in a Town like this, a Town with flying pink leaflets and magical floating sushi.
Play Epic Battle Fantasy 2 Epic Battle Fantasy 2 Jul. 07, 2010
Mystery Potion let me Down. First time I used it it Healed me fully. I counted on it during the Third boss and it hit me for over 7953 Damage ._. If it had healed me again I would have won.
Play Toss the Turtle Toss the Turtle Jun. 02, 2010
Don't buy the Shotguns. I did some math. The AK-47 costs 40,000. It does 20 Damage each hit. It hits 30 Times. That equals 600 Overall Damage. The Shotgun (40,000) gets 400 Overall, and the Automatic Shotgun (50,000) only does 600 Overall, the same as the AK-47, but more Expensive by 10,000.
Play Flakboy Flakboy May. 28, 2010
One of my Favourite Ways: Death by Proprelatron. Brilliant. propelatrons all over the floor, Wall cannons of your choice on walls and Ceiling, back wall "decorations" Optional.