RisingDragon1998's profileAbout meThere is nothing for me to write so i will go as follows: Funny Youtube Vids: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doihYFkeWsQQuotes: “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”. “What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.”. “Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.”. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”. “To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.”. “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.”. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”. “God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends”. “After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, No hable ingles.”. “Dyslexic satan worshipers think they’re worshiping Santa.”. “Gray hair is God’s graffiti”. “I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.”. “We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”. “Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.”
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