“Use your inside voice when you’re being murdered.”
There’s no such thing as polar bears.
They’re a hoax created by Al Gore.
‘Polar’ bears are not in fact magnetic.
They look white because all the blood has been frozen solid by the snow.
as the blood begins to freeze, however, white blood cells rush in in a futile attempt to counteract the freezing, thus the white appearance. Their fur is white because it is not technically fur, It’s a bunch of tiny eyestalks.
I hope you are enlightened on the topic of polar bears now.
I probably hate you.
Kellykoolbeans: OHMYGOSH YOU RACIST, FENIXX!
Kellykoolbeans: YOU ARE SO FRIGGING RACIST.
FluffyDtheNinja: who is racist?
RisingFenixx: KELLY I KNOW. XD
Kellykoolbeans: YOU’RE SO RACIST THERE ISN’T EVEN EVIDENCE OF YOUR RACISM.
Kellykoolbeans: YOU’RE SO RACIST THAT THIS DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
Rumors Of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Not everything isn’t not going to be not alright.