RokiTheCat's profile

Hello! I am Roki. I love drawing, music, and lots of other things too. And here comes the random stuff. ≧ω≦

Statement: “I’m a Romantic.”
True Meaning: “I’m poor.”
Statement: “You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about.”
True Meaning: “You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.”

Statement: “I really want to get to know you better.”
True Meaning: “So I can tell my friends about it.”

Statement: “She’s kinda cute.”
True Meaning: “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary.”

Statement: “I don’t know if I like her.”
True Meaning: “She won’t sleep with me.”

Statement: “Was it good for you?”
True Meaning: “I’m insecure about my manhood.”

Statement: “I had a wonderful time last night.”
True Meaning: “Who are you?”

Statement: “Do you love me?”
True Meaning: “I’ve done something stupid and you might find out.”

Statement: “Do you ‘really’ love me?”
True Meaning: “I’ve done something stupid and you’re going to find
out sooner or later.”

Statement: “How much do you love me?”
True Meaning: “I’ve done something really stupid and someone’s on
their way to tell you by now.”

Statement: “I have something to tell you.”
True Meaning: “Get tested.”

Statement: “I’ve been thinking a lot.”
True Meaning: “You’re not as attractive as when I was drunk.”

Statement: “I think we should just be friends.”
True Meaning: “You’re ugly.”

Statement: “I’ve learned a lot from you.”
True Meaning: “Next!!!!”

Statement: “I’m on a long distance call, can you call me later?” True Meaning: “I gotta turn on my answering machine.”

Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

Long distance companies don’t call you to switch.

You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice.

McDonald’s is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.

American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

Thats it! Bye!