Uhm. I art. That’s all. Bye bye. - SirenAngelique is my awesome (adopted) big sister >.> Wish I could trade my real sister for her :I I steal quotes. - thejes: opens door in the yard, lets the dogs out FeatheredFeline: Runs away thejes: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!? FeatheredFeline: Jes did ^ - TheKingofPies: m8 ur wily is tiny TheKingofPies: m8 its like a wet shrimp TheKingofPies: m8 ur penis is small salagos: My dick, need no introduction, your dick, don’t even function TheKingofPies: Ah, but function it does. salagos: My dick, V.I.P., your dick, needs I.D. TheKingofPies: In all 374 ways. salagos: :3 TheKingofPies: YOU SAYIN’ MAH PENIS IS AN IMMIGRANT? Roxxia: XD salagos: YES salagos: I salagos: IT’S AN ILLEGAL ALIEN salagos: e.e TheKingofPies: GOOD. salagos: tentacle reference? TheKingofPies: BECAUSE IT IS. salagos: o.o TheKingofPies: wait Roxxia: ….tentacle porn >w< TheKingofPies: i mean TheKingofPies: BAD TheKingofPies: BECAUSE IT ISN’T. salagos: Roxxia likes tentacle porn? o.o TheKingofPies: Every posh black person loves tentacle porn. Roxxia: < very posh salagos: Roxxia salagos: I believe it salagos: >.> Roxxia: HE BELIEEEEEEEVES! salagos: my girlfriend seems very posh too, imo Roxxia: Wait, what does he believe? TheKingofPies: Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? salagos: At least compared to Americans she’s Posh salagos: she’s no a chav salagos: She’s cool for cats salagos: :3 - TheKingofPies: Actually, if I avoid any potential health hazards, I’ve got a good 80 years left. Roxxia: Here, PK. Have a ****. Roxxia: Offers cigs TheKingofPies: I loves 4 asterisks. TheKingofPies: Oh look, the cigarettes are laced with Nitroglycerin. TheKingofPies: Boom guigolum: Smoking killed him Roxxia: And that, kids, is why you should never play with fags. salagos: O.o salagos: ^puns Roxxia: **** is censored but fags isn’t? salagos: **** is a cigarette salagos: ma’am TheKingofPies: Actually, the explosion caused by lighting the Nitroglycerin killed me. Roxxia: WHAT ****ERY IS THIS?! salagos: fags anyway salagos: fags are* Roxxia: fags is the plural of ****. TheKingofPies: Technically, the cigarette had nothing to do with it. Nor did smoking. salagos: fags is the plural of Pies TheKingofPies: Pies is the plural of penis. TheKingofPies: Wait, that’s insulting me. TheKingofPies: Darn. - Roxxia: Shits rainbows in Pie’s bed Roxxia: You’re welcome. TheKingofPies: Cleans sheets TheKingofPies: Das kinkeh. TheKingofPies: But no. Roxxia: Kinkeh, huh? Roxxia: Performs a striptease for PK TheKingofPies: Nosebleed TheKingofPies: Oh. salagos: ._.; salagos: I just died a little on the inside salagos: actually Roxxia: hugs sal You’re still my bitch .> salagos: o.o salagos: < - salagos: The friend I normally play with is in New Zealand salagos: That whole area down there has shitty internet TheKingofPies: Which reminds me, stop playing with Spook. salagos: < TheKingofPies: Pretty sure it’s illegal what you do, sal. salagos: “playing with” salagos: >.> Roxxia: YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME WITH SPOOK? Roxxia: HOW DARE YOU! Frogboogie: Only K- Frogboogie: … Frogboogie: wut TheKingofPies: Wait. TheKingofPies: YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME WITH SAL? TheKingofPies: I ALREADY KNEW THIS. salagos: ._. - Roxxia: wait, we’re talking about injuries now? Roxxia: kay Roxxia: I broke my brother’s arm. Roxxia: When I was 5. Dust_: On purpose? Roxxia: yush. Roxxia: HE STOLE MY APPLE DAMNIT Roxxia: MY PAPER APPLE Dust_: WTF ROX Dust_: You took my apple…an arm breaking is in order. Roxxia: Exactly. Roxxia: So you understand. Dust_: Remind me to compliment you on all your art and never be mean. HeadBanger66: XD - TheKingofPies: imho it’s night until the moon goes into a coma and falls through the sky. The sun rushes to assist the moon, but it’s already too late. TheKingofPies: At which point the sun proceeds to summon a bunch of marshmallows to piss on us. Roxxia: Those pissing marshmallows. - Seigeengine: also I really like licking my fingers and stroking my eyebrows Roxxia: He likes licking his fingers. Roxxia: Teehee. Seigeengine: I think I picked it up from a book somewhere. A character did that, and I tried it, and it feels rather nice. Seigeengine: tehe i liek liking many tings gurl c; TheKingofPies: Like door knobs. TheKingofPies: And trampolines. Seigeengine: tehe nobs n tramps Roxxia: HE LIKES LICKING TRAMPS Seigeengine: What? Seigeengine: No, I don’t. Roxxia: X3 TheKingofPies: So when you watched Lady and the Tramp… Seigeengine: Don’t blame me for what she does! TheKingofPies: Did you ever shag your TV? Roxxia: Of course he did! >.> Seigeengine: That sounds painful. Seigeengine: Also, is this an old tv? Seigeengine: because I don’t want anything Im "shag"ing to explain. Seigeengine: explode* Seigeengine: not explain TheKingofPies: It’s a combination of all tv’s ever made. TheKingofPies: Ever. Seigeengine: that would just be silly Roxxia: Actually, it’d be pretty cool. TheKingofPies: “PETER, GET YER DICK OUTTA THE TV.” TheKingofPies: “THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP GETTING MOLESTED.” Seigeengine: i thawt that was becuz im a smexy beest? - Roxxia: One day, the wii’s gonna have a game where you can have virtual sex >.> TheKingofPies: And on that day, I’ll be glad there’s two Wii’s in my house. - Everyone_: Hello. Roxxia: LOL Toine4991: hallo brangle: XD Roxxia: And btw Everyone. Roxxia: I ****ing hate you. brangle: We all ****ing hate Everyone. brangle: But do you know who I hate the most… The Brangle character he’s a real dick. Everyone_: ;~; Fluffy_Panda: Yeah. Brangle sucks Roxxia: ^ brangle: So does Light. Fluffy_Panda: lol HeadBanger66: Everyone, you are a green pus filled pygmy with rectum facial displacement and a body odor of larva excrement. HeadBanger66: And that’s not even trying… < Everyone_: ;~; brangle: XD Fluffy_Panda: Damn, Hb ._. HeadBanger66: … not very happy since a week ago Fluffy… Roxxia: Everyone, if I knew you in real life, I’d beat you to death with a burning bag of dogshit. brangle: In other words, Everyone is the scum of the Earth. Fluffy_Panda: Hb, you might as well have dick slapped him right after screwing his mother. HeadBanger66: Nah brangle: He already did that. HeadBanger66: I’ve screwed guys’ mothers to get back at them… HeadBanger66: Doesn’t really work. brangle: I wouldn’t know. XD HeadBanger66: Besides, the woman I’m mad at… her mom hates me… and I hate the guy I’m mad at’s mom. HeadBanger66: So… yeah… brangle: If everyone’s life had a face I’d punch it in the balls. HeadBanger66: If my balls had a face… they’d tell some interesting stories. brangle: XD Everyone_: . RisingDragon1998: who is this everyone fellow? o.O brangle: He’s a dick. HeadBanger66: He’s a crab infested bush wart. brangle: And a rapist. Fluffy_Panda: He’s okay RisingDragon1998: wait……it took me this long to figure out you guys were ranting on this guy and not everyone in general :l TheKingofPies: le penis brangle: Rising you do make me laugh sometimes. RisingDragon1998: i really have no clue if thats good or bad o.o brangle: T’is good. RisingDragon1998: k HeadBanger66: He laughs while looking at you naked. RisingDragon1998: good to know brangle: How did you know I’m naked? HeadBanger66: …I didn’t. I was saying you were looking at Rising, when HE is naked. HeadBanger66: Fluffy_Panda: You’re brangle. You’re always naked brangle: That is true. RisingDragon1998: fluffy has a point - neoncannon2: I draw with pencils and paper. Roxxia: I’m a digital artist. Roxxia: **** paper and pencils. Roxxia: I’m saving the trees! TheKingofPies: You know who wanted to save the Trees? Hitler. What a glorious man he was. R.I.P. Roxxia: If I could travel back in time, Roxxia: I’d travel back to WW2 Roxxia: And I’d sneak into Hitler’s bedroom and shave his moustache during his sleep. Roxxia: That’ll teach him for stealing my Nutella. TheKingofPies: Maybe someone already did that Roxy, and that’s why he killed himself. Zeferon: bitch please, you gotta go go to the future otherwise paradoxes TheKingofPies: You don’t HAVE to go to the future. Nobody forces you to do so. Roxxia: I don’t wanna go to the future. Roxxia: I wanna go to the past. Roxxia: And I’ll take back a dinosaur as a souvenir. neoncannon2: Lmao, right? neoncannon2: “This is my pet. Rexxy.” Roxxia: No. Roxxia: No no no. Zeferon: s’up to you put thr past is dangerous Roxxia: My pet will be called Bob. TheKingofPies: Didn’t know there was such a thing as thr past. Zeferon: classic Roxxia: Because Bob is the most badass name since the prehistoric times. neoncannon2: I MEANT SINCE IT WILL BE A T-REX neoncannon2: Oh, shit. TheKingofPies: I wonder what THR past is like. neoncannon2: Caps, my bad. - TheKingofPies: My real name is Negro McBoxerShort Stealeroonie. TheKingofPies: The third. - FeatheredFeline: VAL FeatheredFeline: I ****ING < HeadBanger66: He’s been talking about it for hours now. Roxxia: I WANNA BE ****ING < salagos: >.> salagos: :3 salagos: salagos: nonsense Keac: Takeshi o_o salagos: morning sex = best sex TakeshiMK: GH TakeshiMK: GAH TakeshiMK: WTF FeatheredFeline: Brian sex = Ugly sex salagos: it’s okay TakeshiMK: I…. salagos: I finished salagos: e.e - spookahunadoo: Keac enjoyed watching Roxxia explode. Keac: < Keac: >.> Keac: What? TakeshiMK: . . . TakeshiMK: Kinky Roxxia: Keac can fap to donkey porn; we already know he’s not all right. salagos: :3 Keac: ^@Roxxi - Frogboogie: WORSHIP THE BITCH TakeshiMK: bows down to Frog Frogboogie: o_O - Frogboogie: wait Frogboogie: Nevermind that Roxx. Frogboogie: :I Frogboogie: I can deal with it. 88death1: what 88death1: ? Roxxia: condom shopping Frogboogie: Yep 88death1: o.ol Frogboogie: Siren needs some. 88death1: Ok… then Frogboogie: It hurts too much. Frogboogie: :I Activity FeedRoxxia has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? AwardsMy Games |