Latest Activity: Played Idle Civilization (Aug 11, 2015 4:51am)
Points needed for next level: 112 Level
SirenAngelique is my awesome (adopted) big sister >.> Wish I could trade my real sister for her :I
I steal quotes.
thejes: opens door in the yard, lets the dogs out
FeatheredFeline: Runs away
thejes: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?
FeatheredFeline: Jes did ^
TheKingofPies: m8 ur wily is tiny
TheKingofPies: m8 its like a wet shrimp
TheKingofPies: m8 ur penis is small
salagos: My dick, need no introduction, your dick, don’t even function
TheKingofPies: Ah, but function it does.
salagos: My dick, V.I.P., your dick, needs I.D.
TheKingofPies: In all 374 ways.
TheKingofPies: YOU SAYIN’ MAH PENIS IS AN IMMIGRANT?
salagos: IT’S AN ILLEGAL ALIEN
salagos: tentacle reference?
TheKingofPies: BECAUSE IT IS.
Roxxia: ….tentacle porn >w<
TheKingofPies: i mean
TheKingofPies: BECAUSE IT ISN’T.
salagos: Roxxia likes tentacle porn? o.o
TheKingofPies: Every posh black person loves tentacle porn.
Roxxia: < very posh
salagos: I believe it
Roxxia: HE BELIEEEEEEEVES!
salagos: my girlfriend seems very posh too, imo
Roxxia: Wait, what does he believe?
TheKingofPies: Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?
salagos: At least compared to Americans she’s Posh
salagos: she’s no a chav
salagos: She’s cool for cats
TheKingofPies: Actually, if I avoid any potential health hazards, I’ve got a good 80 years left.
Roxxia: Here, PK. Have a ****.
Roxxia: Offers cigs
TheKingofPies: I loves 4 asterisks.
TheKingofPies: Oh look, the cigarettes are laced with Nitroglycerin.
guigolum: Smoking killed him
Roxxia: And that, kids, is why you should never play with fags.
Roxxia: **** is censored but fags isn’t?
salagos: **** is a cigarette
TheKingofPies: Actually, the explosion caused by lighting the Nitroglycerin killed me.
Roxxia: WHAT ****ERY IS THIS?!
salagos: fags anyway
salagos: fags are*
Roxxia: fags is the plural of ****.
TheKingofPies: Technically, the cigarette had nothing to do with it. Nor did smoking.
salagos: fags is the plural of Pies
TheKingofPies: Pies is the plural of penis.
TheKingofPies: Wait, that’s insulting me.
Roxxia: Shits rainbows in Pie’s bed
Roxxia: You’re welcome.
TheKingofPies: Cleans sheets
TheKingofPies: Das kinkeh.
TheKingofPies: But no.
Roxxia: Kinkeh, huh?
Roxxia: Performs a striptease for PK
salagos: I just died a little on the inside
Roxxia: hugs sal You’re still my bitch .>
salagos: The friend I normally play with is in New Zealand
salagos: That whole area down there has shitty internet
TheKingofPies: Which reminds me, stop playing with Spook.
TheKingofPies: Pretty sure it’s illegal what you do, sal.
salagos: “playing with”
Roxxia: YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME WITH SPOOK?
Roxxia: HOW DARE YOU!
Frogboogie: Only K-
TheKingofPies: YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME WITH SAL?
TheKingofPies: I ALREADY KNEW THIS.
Roxxia: wait, we’re talking about injuries now?
Roxxia: I broke my brother’s arm.
Roxxia: When I was 5.
Dust_: On purpose?
Roxxia: HE STOLE MY APPLE DAMNIT
Roxxia: MY PAPER APPLE
Dust_: WTF ROX
Dust_: You took my apple…an arm breaking is in order.
Roxxia: So you understand.
Dust_: Remind me to compliment you on all your art and never be mean.
TheKingofPies: imho it’s night until the moon goes into a coma and falls through the sky. The sun rushes to assist the moon, but it’s already too late.
TheKingofPies: At which point the sun proceeds to summon a bunch of marshmallows to piss on us.
Roxxia: Those pissing marshmallows.
Seigeengine: also I really like licking my fingers and stroking my eyebrows
Roxxia: He likes licking his fingers.
Seigeengine: I think I picked it up from a book somewhere. A character did that, and I tried it, and it feels rather nice.
Seigeengine: tehe i liek liking many tings gurl c;
TheKingofPies: Like door knobs.
TheKingofPies: And trampolines.
Seigeengine: tehe nobs n tramps
Roxxia: HE LIKES LICKING TRAMPS
Seigeengine: No, I don’t.
TheKingofPies: So when you watched Lady and the Tramp…
Seigeengine: Don’t blame me for what she does!
TheKingofPies: Did you ever shag your TV?
Roxxia: Of course he did! >.>
Seigeengine: That sounds painful.
Seigeengine: Also, is this an old tv?
Seigeengine: because I don’t want anything Im "shag"ing to explain.
Seigeengine: not explain
TheKingofPies: It’s a combination of all tv’s ever made.
Seigeengine: that would just be silly
Roxxia: Actually, it’d be pretty cool.
TheKingofPies: “PETER, GET YER DICK OUTTA THE TV.”
TheKingofPies: “THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP GETTING MOLESTED.”
Seigeengine: i thawt that was becuz im a smexy beest?
Roxxia: One day, the wii’s gonna have a game where you can have virtual sex >.>
TheKingofPies: And on that day, I’ll be glad there’s two Wii’s in my house.
Roxxia: And btw Everyone.
Roxxia: I ****ing hate you.
brangle: We all ****ing hate Everyone.
brangle: But do you know who I hate the most… The Brangle character he’s a real dick.
Fluffy_Panda: Yeah. Brangle sucks
brangle: So does Light.
HeadBanger66: Everyone, you are a green pus filled pygmy with rectum facial displacement and a body odor of larva excrement.
HeadBanger66: And that’s not even trying… <
Fluffy_Panda: Damn, Hb ._.
HeadBanger66: … not very happy since a week ago Fluffy…
Roxxia: Everyone, if I knew you in real life, I’d beat you to death with a burning bag of dogshit.
brangle: In other words, Everyone is the scum of the Earth.
Fluffy_Panda: Hb, you might as well have dick slapped him right after screwing his mother.
brangle: He already did that.
HeadBanger66: I’ve screwed guys’ mothers to get back at them…
HeadBanger66: Doesn’t really work.
brangle: I wouldn’t know. XD
HeadBanger66: Besides, the woman I’m mad at… her mom hates me… and I hate the guy I’m mad at’s mom.
HeadBanger66: So… yeah…
brangle: If everyone’s life had a face I’d punch it in the balls.
HeadBanger66: If my balls had a face… they’d tell some interesting stories.
RisingDragon1998: who is this everyone fellow? o.O
brangle: He’s a dick.
HeadBanger66: He’s a crab infested bush wart.
brangle: And a rapist.
Fluffy_Panda: He’s okay
RisingDragon1998: wait……it took me this long to figure out you guys were ranting on this guy and not everyone in general :l
TheKingofPies: le penis
brangle: Rising you do make me laugh sometimes.
RisingDragon1998: i really have no clue if thats good or bad o.o
brangle: T’is good.
HeadBanger66: He laughs while looking at you naked.
RisingDragon1998: good to know
brangle: How did you know I’m naked?
HeadBanger66: …I didn’t. I was saying you were looking at Rising, when HE is naked.
Fluffy_Panda: You’re brangle. You’re always naked
brangle: That is true.
RisingDragon1998: fluffy has a point
neoncannon2: I draw with pencils and paper.
Roxxia: I’m a digital artist.
Roxxia: **** paper and pencils.
Roxxia: I’m saving the trees!
TheKingofPies: You know who wanted to save the Trees? Hitler. What a glorious man he was. R.I.P.
Roxxia: If I could travel back in time,
Roxxia: I’d travel back to WW2
Roxxia: And I’d sneak into Hitler’s bedroom and shave his moustache during his sleep.
Roxxia: That’ll teach him for stealing my Nutella.
TheKingofPies: Maybe someone already did that Roxy, and that’s why he killed himself.
Zeferon: bitch please, you gotta go go to the future otherwise paradoxes
TheKingofPies: You don’t HAVE to go to the future. Nobody forces you to do so.
Roxxia: I don’t wanna go to the future.
Roxxia: I wanna go to the past.
Roxxia: And I’ll take back a dinosaur as a souvenir.
neoncannon2: Lmao, right?
neoncannon2: “This is my pet. Rexxy.”
Roxxia: No no no.
Zeferon: s’up to you put thr past is dangerous
Roxxia: My pet will be called Bob.
TheKingofPies: Didn’t know there was such a thing as thr past.
Roxxia: Because Bob is the most badass name since the prehistoric times.
neoncannon2: I MEANT SINCE IT WILL BE A T-REX
neoncannon2: Oh, shit.
TheKingofPies: I wonder what THR past is like.
neoncannon2: Caps, my bad.
TheKingofPies: My real name is Negro McBoxerShort Stealeroonie.
TheKingofPies: The third.
FeatheredFeline: I ****ING <
HeadBanger66: He’s been talking about it for hours now.
Roxxia: I WANNA BE ****ING <
Keac: Takeshi o_o
salagos: morning sex = best sex
FeatheredFeline: Brian sex = Ugly sex
salagos: it’s okay
salagos: I finished
spookahunadoo: Keac enjoyed watching Roxxia explode.
TakeshiMK: . . .
Roxxia: Keac can fap to donkey porn; we already know he’s not all right.
Frogboogie: WORSHIP THE BITCH
TakeshiMK: bows down to Frog
Frogboogie: Nevermind that Roxx.
Frogboogie: I can deal with it.
Roxxia: condom shopping
Frogboogie: Siren needs some.
88death1: Ok… then
Frogboogie: It hurts too much.