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I was born and raised in the town of Jerusalem by a migrant hooker from Venezuela who later moved away and left me as an orphan.I was adopted and grew up with a gay blacksmith and Jesus as my two fathers. We lived happily until one of my flamboyant fathers was nailed to a cross. From then I went to the Himalaya’s, drowned in a lake and fell into a stasis as it froze. I woke up some 2000 odd years later in the tanks of an oil exploration pump. I battled my way through the vile sludge monsters and out of the tank clothed in nothing more than a slim fitting uni-tard that I can’t remember how I got on. After breaking my way out i smuggled my self out of communist China on a slave barge to North America where I established my self as a wealthy child predator. This is my life story.