Made me laugh:
-AnomalousUser: Do you look at waterbottles and go “I want that in my bootybutthole”?
-AnomalousUser: “What does this sex mean?” she asked “My loss of innocence” replied ScopePope as he beat her buttocks with a barney themed phallic stick
-AnomalousUser: “I wish I hadn’t bought this barney themed dildo. So many childhood memories ruined” sobbed ScopePope
- Vionil: Goddamn mcdonalds wifi
- Vionil: Im at a KFC connected to a Mcdonalds wifi eating burger king hot dogs.
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-AwesometacularVG: (I am very disappointed it was a dagger, and not a spoon)
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Hey. It’s funny. What can I say:
- Disturbed1310: Is she that little Asian guy from Oceans 11?
- Disturbed1310: Chris Brown is a dirty monkey.
- Disturbed1310: You gotta be in shape to catch and rape those children.
- Disturbed1310: Just wish I could kick a filthy Aussie right in its aussie face.
- plsmatty: I am 6 ft 1
- Disturbed1310: Didn’t know they stacked shit that high.
- Disturbed1310: I’ll tear my dick off and throw it at you.
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- CitrusParty: But he looks like a Mexican Mr Potato Head.
- CitrusParty: Looks like the kind of guy in his 30s who you’d expect to see still getting on a short yellow bus and going to middle school.
- CitrusParty: Like if Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite got old, fat, and bald.
-CitrusParty: If I was a ghost I’d haunt Cat’s butt.
-CitrusParty: Girl are you sitting on an F5 key.
-CitrusParty: Because that ass is refreshing.
-CitrusParty: You’ll be like 8 feet tall when you turn 40.
-CitrusParty: Ѿ.
-CitrusParty: When I was 5 I had a dream that I don’t think I’ll ever forget.
-CitrusParty: Had just started first year of primary school.
-CitrusParty: And I dreamt that the teachers lined us all up outside.
-CitrusParty: And some Crocodile Dundee looking guy arrived at the school with his dog.
-CitrusParty: And we had to line up so the guy could slice off our ass-cheeks with a machete.
-CitrusParty: Because that’s all his dog would eat.
-CitrusParty: I still can’t figure out what the hell could have inspired that dream.
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-Nooblenoob: Its a lightbulb.
-Nooblenoob: Not a ****ing star.
-Nooblenoob: You need more viagra in your life.
-Nooblenoob: Just hire a hooker to sniff your cock.
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-skybye2: ﻜﮡⱣ€₹ ₰₳ṠḢṨḁ
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-ScottL8: This was a fantastic chat today. Thank you very much, Shasha.
-ScottL8: I like to freeze my shits and throw them at people.
-ScottL8: Only my engineer is left alive
~SUPERSHASHA2: Can he come and fix this chat?
-ScottL8: LMAO
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