Third year and still counting, Now fifteen and kicking ass. New friends, Onyx_Fairy, Ronoco5/Beastie5, and ohgod. You guys are great. It is fun to scare trolls with Onyx, and shooting the heads off of people with Ron/Beast and OG. There is still people I miss. I have never seen fuzzyandy nor solprovider in a long time. I think it is best to see them for at least once.
Good First-person shooter quote: Grenade- “Do not open ’till Christmas!”
Returned grenade- “Hey uh… you kinda dropped this a while back”
Shotgun- “Yo face, my 18-gauge shell”
Pistol w/ flashlight att.- “oh look- shiiiny”
Automatic gun- “waste of ammo”
Sniper- “NEXT”
Knife- “I brought a knife to a gun fight”
Unintended kill- “You ran right into ma bullets”
Double kill- “Two birds, one sto- err… gun”
Ran-over- “You got your guts all over my ride, CLEAN IT UP”
Throwing knife- I panicked…
Throwing knife across map- They don’t pay me enough to get out of bed
Magnum/Revolver- DRAW
Explosives (except thrown)- boom…
Semtex- AHA HA HA HA Haaaaa….
Note- will note take any blame for your booting in any game because of any use of these quotes and is intended for single player or split screen play.