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RP Characters at bottom

Quotes:

“rice crispies and hangovers don’t go together first time I’ve ever told a bowl of cereal to stfu”

“Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?”

“If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then lets all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.”

Any language where the unassuming word ‘fly’ signifies an annoying insect, a means of travel and a critical part of a gentleman’s apparel is clearly asking to be mangled.

English has created the word ’loneliness to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word ’solitude to express the glory of being alone.

Its a strange language in which skating on thing ice can get you into hot water

Killing means never having to say your sorry.

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.

Stories:
I heard about this guy who broke into a lion’s den at the zoo and got mauled
and people were talking about how there should have been better defenses put up to prevent people getting into the cage
a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo

stressed and life seems to get funny?
Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
looks up at me and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
So, I look down at him and say, “Well, which one are you then?”… and
THAT’S when the fight started . .

Riddles(Ask me for answers)

I am a five letter word and i am very capable…of murder if you remove my first letter. If you then take away my new first letter it will make me sick. What Am I?

Try to raise only one of my legs, its near impossible, two three four? Not so hard. What Am I?

Head and Tail are equal; my middle is barely here. Right side up or upside done the same i do appear. But if you cut my head off nothing would be there. What Am I?

There are no other words like me. I have three letters and one syllable. But add one letter to my end ( the same as the first letter) and now I have three syllables. What am I?

RolePlaying Characters

Vlad The Mad

Quote: “I can make you better, let me be your reanimator!”
Vlad stands 6 foot 3 and is often seen wearing green long sleeve scrubs. He wears black rubber gloves with a surgical mask. Vlad The Mad controls a mass of horrid contraptions that he has created from his “patients”. His patients include anyone who is unfortunate enough to fall under his gaze, when Vlad finds a suitable subject he takes them, from where ever they are and take them to his lab. Witch is really just an old prison where they use to conduct executions. Hes creations guard the halls, and Vlad only leaves to retrieve something of value to him. Player kill count: 2

The Creator

Quote: “Welcome to my Island, I hope you enjoy your stay.”
The Creator may appear insane at first but when you really get to know him you’ll find that hes much more insane then you first thought. He manipulates time and space from an accidentally invention that he created in his lab. He placed it in an golden sphere that he places on top of a wooden cane. He lives on an remote island where he controls the environment, foliage, animals, air, water, earth, fire, everything. He calls it his “Controlled Chaos”. Hes usually content to just enjoy his little world alone expect for his loyal subjects, (group of growing fanatics/cultists who guard his island, but if a boat, plane or any outside contact comes in view of the scanners he will take it down and play with his new toys. To him the human race is a plaything, something that he can just remove from a normal area of the world and bring it too his island. He wears a white tuxedo covered most of the time by a black trench coat, on special occasions like meeting “guests” he will remove the trench coat. He wears white top hat atop a well styled head. While not exactly evil, his insanity tends to lead him to do unethical things. Player kill count: 6

Bolt The Court Jester:

Quote: “Don’t take it personally, it was merely a fluke”
Bolt isn’t evil, he just has chaotic goals. He posses no magical powers but is more then human. Bolt often can be found wandering cities slowly picking off beggars, hookers and any other socially unacceptable people. Before leaving the city he makes sure to end every last life. There have been many man hunts for him, hes wanted in almost every corner of the world but all attempts to capture him have ended in a massacre. One nation even went so far as to send a large military brigade against him. Bold slaughtered them and left a 30 foot tall stack of cards in front of the city walls resembling a pyramid. Now replace the cards with the body of the men the nation sent out to get him.

Appearance: Bolt looks as if he is about 23 years of age. Standing just about 6 feet. He dresses in a yellow and orange checkered suit jacket and wears purple dress pants. He has long crimson hair that reaches past his shoulder and is often covering his left eye. He always has an eerie pointed smile on and his eyes are usually bloodshot and glazed while the remainder of is face is pale white, his teeth almost pointed. He has a silver sheath that attaches to his left hip and has crimson gloves covering his hands. His shoes are black and white tap shoes and his head is generally slumped to the side, which lets his crimson hair droop over his arm showing a large scar across his cheek.

Jasper the Pastor
Quote: “It has been tasked upon me to purge the filth from this land and allow the world to be born anew”
Jasper is the Bishop of The Fallen Priests. He wears a flowing black robe with a cross on the chest, he has blond hair that is often slicked over his forehead. As for the rest, your just going to have to do the RP

Karel the Confused Shadowduelist

Quote: “Hit me, I want to see what happens…Really…I have no clue what is going to happen.”
Karel is…odd to say the least. While normally a calm, gentle if not cheery man, he has little bouts where he lets his mind wander. This sometimes ends in unflattering situations. He tends to take things rather literal and is not opposed to testing peoples theories. He is almost childish in a sense but at the same time he is rather intelligent, though sometimes it doesn’t show. He try’s to stay keep from fighting if possible, so if you do end up engaged in combat with him try simply talking, he may just stay his blade. Due to his curious nature he tends to find himself in places he shouldn’t be. He carry’s a long silver blade with a golden line down the middle. The hilt and pommel are tinted with gold and has three gemstones placed in a triangle where the hilt crosses. He sometimes uses another smaller curved sword, but usually only if the battle is going sorely. Despite the sheath he does have he prefers to keep his blade out whenever it is socially acceptable…and sometimes when it isn’t.
Appearance: Due to a debate of what Karel is actually wearing I instead found a picture that looks almost exactly like what I want him to wear as well as the blade he is going to use and I am going to link that. http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/8122/karel.jpg