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Dog<>Cat ___________________________________________________________________ Impossible badge count - 18: Streamline, Meat Boy, Pandemic 2, Vector Runner, Fold, Moneyseize, Dino Run, Meat Boy (Map Pack), Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 3, Gravitee, Pyro, Sonny 2, The Space Game: Missions, The Necronomicon, ColourPod 2: DimensionPod, Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, The Line Game and Amorphous+! ___________________________________________________________________ The question was "name something a teenager does behind their parents backs?" The answer: masturbate. ___________________________________________________________________ "Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut, besides it was your fault, you were rubbing my butt." ___________________________________________________________________ MY GAME PICKS: Pumpkin Remover - TheGameHomepage Alice is Dead - Ep 1 - ImpendingRiot Post It Draw It - InboxGames Happy Pill - pizmogames The Nutcracker - GlaielGamer The Tickler - xpndsprt Building Blaster - 2DPlayGames Crush The Castle Players Pack - ArmorGames Flu! - kegogrog Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller) - weremsoft Cover Orange - JohnnyK Bloons Tower Defense 3 - Ninjakiwi and Blocks With Letters On - Morpheme. ___________________________________________________________________ MY SONG PICKS: Fight For This Love - Cheryl Cole, Bad Boys - Alexandra Burke, Viscinity Of Obscenity - System Of A Down, The eBay Song - "Weird" Al Yankovic, Whatever - Our Lady Peace, Hollywise - Blacktop Manhattan Chocolate Rain - Tay Zonday My Black Son - Peter Griffin (Family Guy), Jizz In My Pants - The Lonely Island. ___________________________________________________________________ LIST UPDATES SOON.

Member Since: Oct. 29, 2008
Last Login: Nov. 21, 2009
Current Points: 13099
Comments: 1074
Location: If not pwning Kongregate, either doing homework *yawn*, attempting to finish my NanoWrimo, or playing Mario Kart on the Wii. Life's a beach...
Website: http://uk.youtube.com/user/americatvgeek

Age: 15
Sex: Zebra

Latest Achievements

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: The Black Gate Badge (easy - 5 points); Reach the gates of Orzammar on any difficulty setting in Dragon Age: Journeys; Acquired Nov. 20, 2009

: Scaling the Ivory Tower Badge (medium - 15 points); Reach the 25th floor, then successfully exit the tower in Tower of Greed; Acquired Nov. 20, 2009

: Sack o' Sapphires Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect 10 blue gems, then successfully exit the tower in Tower of Greed; Acquired Nov. 20, 2009

: ! Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 18 missions in Ultimate Assassin 2; Acquired Nov. 17, 2009

: I Dream of Jennifer Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock Jennifer by surviving 30 waves in Trap Master; Acquired Nov. 14, 2009

: OM NOM NOM NOM Badge (easy - 5 points); Eat 50 delicious humans in Trap Master; Acquired Nov. 14, 2009

: Watering the Lawn Badge (easy - 5 points); Slay 50 invaders in Elona Shooter; Acquired Nov. 11, 2009

: The Fanciest Pants Badge (hard - 30 points); Are you too fancy for your pants? Unlock every single color in Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2; Acquired Nov. 08, 2009

: Spherical Ninja Badge (hard - 30 points); Nothing is beyond your abilities, is it? Complete every level with an Ace finish and Thunder finish in Amberial: Nebulosa Realms; Acquired Nov. 07, 2009

: Solving the Melody Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 50 levels in Music Bounce; Acquired Nov. 07, 2009

: Destruction Derby Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 10 enemy units in Battalion: Ghosts; Acquired Nov. 06, 2009

: Fiendish Finish Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 64 levels in Blocks With Letters On; Acquired Nov. 06, 2009

: Jar of Sights Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in Blocks With Letters On; Acquired Nov. 05, 2009

: Ace Explorer Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete your delicious adventure in Full Moon; Acquired Nov. 04, 2009

: Gemini Badge (hard - 30 points); Unlock the true ending in Time Kufc; Acquired Nov. 03, 2009

: Big Business Badge (medium - 15 points); Hire on 4 employees in Frontier; Acquired Nov. 02, 2009

: Professor Dillingham and the Diabolical Box Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete level 40 in Clockwords: Prelude; Acquired Nov. 01, 2009

: Guildmaster Badge (medium - 15 points); Reach the guildmaster rank with either the enforcers or the buccaneers in Frontier; Acquired Oct. 31, 2009

: Dawn of the Alive Badge (medium - 15 points); Make your way to Union City in The Last Stand 2; Acquired Oct. 30, 2009

: New Frontier Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 30 achievement xp in Frontier; Acquired Oct. 30, 2009

: Table Menace Badge (hard - 30 points); Earn all 12 in-game achievements in Pwong 2; Acquired Oct. 29, 2009

SamsterSamster's Dragon Age Armory (What's this?)

Sword (5/5): sword 1 earned sword 2 earned sword 3 earned sword 4 earned sword 5 earned
Gifted By:: Laxaria, Diamante78, Phantom_M, bobflob, and fiskvik

Bow (3/5): bow 1 earned bow 2 earned bow 3 earned bow 4 unearned bow 5 unearned
Gifted By:: Flooded, Arancil, and AllUnderHeaven

Axe (0/5): axe 1 unearned axe 2 unearned axe 3 unearned axe 4 unearned axe 5 unearned

Mace (3/5): mace 1 earned mace 2 earned mace 3 earned mace 4 unearned mace 5 unearned
Gifted By:: TeamEgoFrisk, amosff, and JamieWoo

SamsterSamster's Art

: A New Wii Game - Fragger

: A Three Year Old Boy's...

SamsterSamster's favorite games

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: Collider

: Color Infection 2

: Level Editor

: Redstar Fall

: Dragon Age: Journeys

: Tower of Greed

SamsterSamster's game contributions

: Sketch: It's a playing ca... in Rotatix; Simples...

: level: Diagonals in Run; Quite easy, if you have luck on your ...

: Sketch: It's a star! Yay! in Rotatix; Try out this star. It's got skills.

SamsterSamster's cards (76)

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: Blood Vial

: Juju, the Shaman

: Marquis Le Morte, the Ancient

: Valkyrie's Charm

: Andromeda, the Archer

: Deadly Poison

: Zina, the Beast Mistress

: General's Insignia

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SamsterSamster's friends

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SamsterSamster's fans

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Shouts & Whispers

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Ljrules95	Nov. 19, 2009 I mean…Cheryl Cole?… :P
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Ljrules95	Nov. 18, 2009 You have the worst song choice ever :P
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Flooded	Nov. 15, 2009 Np :)

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SamsterSamster's comments

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Game	Comments
Tower of Greed	Nov. 20, 2009 Congratulations! You just won the Scaling the Ivory Tower Badge and 15 points! 29.
Flood Fill	Nov. 19, 2009 If you get stuck use this walkthrough, it's all golds!!! http://static.games4bored.com/floodfill/
Liquid Measure	Nov. 19, 2009 Some levels are actually challenging. Fun, 4/5.

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