Sassman's Comments


Swarm Simulator

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Jul. 07, 2015

Rating: -2

It would be good if there was an option to show the numbers in scientific notation instead of all these really obscure numbers. It gets kind of tricky to figure out what some of them even mean after a while

Bloons Monkey City

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Feb. 27, 2015

Rating: 12

I dont understand the monkey vs monkey at all. You buy the stuff you need, and then it says your not upgraded enough. so you buy more and it just raises the upgrade lvl. Whats even the point of having it then?

Bloons Monkey City

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Feb. 17, 2015

Rating: 13

bloonstones? why not call them doubloons?

Trigger Knight

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Feb. 07, 2015

Rating: 6

While there is a lot of luck in this game, having beat 3 dragons now I have determined there are a couple of main strategies required. The first and most important is that when you fight a dragon you must use divine blade; healing will not be enough. Second, its very important that you wait to buy your armor upgrades until your health is low and don't use the shrine when your above about 25%. And lastly, while you can kill a dragon without ever using the golden voucher, it is well worth it to save for the first time you encounter one. Anyway great game 5/5

High Tea

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Nov. 25, 2014

Rating: 0

I dont understand the premise of the game. If selling opium is illegal and we aren't getting paid for the tea how does britain think we are to afford to send them all this tea?

Johnny Upgrade

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Nov. 04, 2014

Rating: 0

If you go to the left and jump up there is a passage that lets you skip most of the level. You have to have use double jump and be upgraded enough in jump skill to use it

Knightmare Tower

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Aug. 16, 2014

Rating: 4

i know rockets are fun and all but im wondering if he wouldnt have been better off to take the stairs

Creeper World 3: Abraxis

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Jun. 04, 2014

Rating: 11

i definitly prefer the overhead view of the original creeper world games but i like that you took some of the elements introduced in the side view games as well as some new ideas and incorperated them into the top veiw version


Play Hippolyta

Apr. 16, 2014

Rating: 12

Anyone who tries to ride their horse through a tent instead of going around it deserves to fall to their death

Road of the Dead

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Jan. 25, 2014

Rating: 11

you know you're a good mechanic when your car can drive strait through a semitruck at 200 km/hr and keep going

Miami Shark

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Dec. 10, 2013

Rating: 1

some sharks just want to see the world burn...

The Enchanted Cave

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Nov. 19, 2013

Rating: 7

it would be nice if you could choose which shop you start at because it is possible to reach a point where the shop you start at is too difficult for you to advance more than 2 or 3 floors without first collecting stronger equipment on the lower floors.

i saw her too, with lasers

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Nov. 04, 2013

Rating: 3

how does he manage to separate them between levels?

Zombotron 2: Time Machine

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Oct. 04, 2013

Rating: 0

this game should make it easier to recover health, but have some punishment for dying. I feel like i can die as many times as i want with no down side and it kind of makes it feel like i didnt achieve anything. We should be sent back to a check point or the beginning of the level at death and possibly have the enemies we killed since the check point respawn

Lime Rick

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Sep. 07, 2013

Rating: 5

if you get a highscore in this game you're in the limelight

The King's League: Odyssey

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Apr. 27, 2013

Rating: 1

i think it would be cool if at the end of each tournament there was some kind of playoff were the 1st and 2nd place teams play eachother. That way if you lose early on you can still come first, but perhaps the enemy in the final round would also be stronger than they were in the tournament, just like you would be. just an idea

Give Up

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Apr. 02, 2013

Rating: 2

this game is actually terrible, it is repetitve and there is nothing unique or even well do about it. if it wasnt by armor games there is no chance it would have badges

Mastermind: World Conquerer

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Mar. 17, 2013

Rating: -6

why do you have to steal science? scientific discoveries are publicly released.

Folds -- Origami Game

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Feb. 07, 2013

Rating: 2

i really enjoyed watching this game unfold ;)

Tesla Defense

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Dec. 06, 2012

Rating: 4

there needs to be more time to place the towers at the beginning, im having alot of trouble placing all my towers before 30 seconds is over. Maybe an upgrade even to get more time before wave.