Savato's Comments



Play Canabalt

Sep. 13, 2011

Rating: 3

Some asshole cloned this game and put it on iTunes store - I hate doing this but + so people can see

Hacker vs Hacker

Play Hacker vs Hacker

May. 25, 2011

Rating: -9

"Thumbs up for badges" Thumbs up if you think thumbing up a comment will actually do anything whatsoever.

GemCraft Labyrinth

Play GemCraft Labyrinth

Apr. 20, 2011

Rating: -4

First Hands of War 2, then Elephant Quest, then Upgrade Complete 2 and now this. My poor, poor grades...

Sushi Cat 2

Play Sushi Cat 2

Mar. 05, 2011

Rating: -7

Nevermind a stress ball, they should do a fitball. A massive one, preferably.

Ministry of War

Play Ministry of War

Feb. 15, 2011

Rating: -1

Its got good graphics but TBH I've seen stuff like this a thousand times before. Evony, Torpia, Armies of Gielnor and a dozen cloned FaceBook games all run off the same worn out gameplay. Use basic management of resources to feed troops and expand your town, get all buildings to max level, build new town and repeat then get steamrollered by a player who's sunk thousands into buying bonuses. At the very least give it some sort of twist.

Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris

Play Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris

Dec. 02, 2010

Rating: 1

This game is so (deliberately) bad it goes full circle and becomes good.

Warlords 2: Rise of Demons

Play Warlords 2: Rise of Demons

Nov. 22, 2010

Rating: 2284

Great game, only wish it didn't lock so many races to Kong users. We give you fifteen million views and this is how you repay us? :p

Developer response from DJStatika

There were 15 million plays because the same races were locked to Kongregate in WL:CtoA and users of other sites came here to play.

The Revenge of the stickman

Play The Revenge of the stickman

Nov. 03, 2010

Rating: -2

@pongored81 I did, I'm building up a collection of shitty games :p

Turn Based Battle Test

Play Turn Based Battle Test

Sep. 25, 2010

Rating: 2

I am amazed at the sheer beauty of this game. No wonder it recieved a perfect Metascore. It taps so effectively into the work/reward system implanted into every human being, keeping us mercilessly entertained even after two and a half hours of grinding. The combat system is even more intricate than all the Final Fantasy games combined, with two whold interactions in battles alone: Heal and Attack. Each have their effects, with both short and long term consequences. It is easy to learn, yet difficult to master. A fine piece of interactive cinema. 5/5

Save Jim!

Play Save Jim!

Sep. 25, 2010

Rating: 7

This game is an artistic display of the daily tedium one must go through in order to shield oneself from life's enemies. The poorly drawn stickman represents the ambiguous attack from all sides, your boss, your collegues, perhaps even your own family. I'm aware that most people on Kongregate will inevitably fail to grasp the sheer beauty of this wonderous interactive depiction, but the fact remains that anyone with an emotional range wider than that of a preteen Bieber fan will marvel at the display of this tear inducing artwork. 5/5

The Revenge of the stickman

Play The Revenge of the stickman

Sep. 25, 2010

Rating: 2

Sir, I congratulate you. It takes a special kind of talent to make a game as dreadful as this.

Clockwords: Act I

Play Clockwords: Act I

Sep. 03, 2010

Rating: 0

I understand that large scale flash games need to make money but unless you have an original concept (like VVVVVV) people aren't going to choose to purchase your game over a good eBay 2005 one for the same price.

Dream Tower

Play Dream Tower

Aug. 30, 2010

Rating: -2

Great game and very replayable, but IMO the boss was a bit dissapointing. Not particulary the gameplay involved in killing it (after all, your choices are a bit limited for bosses in this kind of game) but the fact that he went down after two hits. I'd say let him be able to survive about ten hits, or seven. That would be much more challenging.

Achievement Unlocked 2

Play Achievement Unlocked 2

Aug. 20, 2010

Rating: 1

Shame, this game was probably one save button away from being the highest rated game on Kong.


Play CellCraft

Jul. 09, 2010

Rating: 2

It's sad that I actually learned more playing this game than I did at school.

Easy Joe

Play Easy Joe

Jun. 25, 2010

Rating: 0

Very nice cheery game, think any more content would have spoiled it though.

Great Game 1/5

Play Great Game 1/5

May. 14, 2010

Rating: -6

to laggy 1/5

Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

Play Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

Apr. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

Pretty ironic seeing as how everyone involved with the production of this game has to be at least 150% the nerdiness of the geek in the game.

The Idle RPG

Play The Idle RPG

Apr. 16, 2010

Rating: 0

Great game, needs a graphically - improved sequel.

This is the Only Level TOO

Play This is the Only Level TOO

Mar. 08, 2010

Rating: 0

Whoever wrote the code for FML mode deserves to be thrown into a mall full of zombies. You could have at least made it so that the spikes/walls never covered the exits, starter pipe or button.