Savato's Comments

Game Comments
Play Canabalt Canabalt Sep. 13, 2011
Some asshole cloned this game and put it on iTunes store - http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/app-name/id463294045?mt=8 I hate doing this but + so people can see
Play Hacker vs Hacker Hacker vs Hacker May. 25, 2011
"Thumbs up for badges" Thumbs up if you think thumbing up a comment will actually do anything whatsoever.
Play GemCraft Labyrinth GemCraft Labyrinth Apr. 20, 2011
First Hands of War 2, then Elephant Quest, then Upgrade Complete 2 and now this. My poor, poor grades...
Play Sushi Cat 2 Sushi Cat 2 Mar. 05, 2011
Nevermind a stress ball, they should do a fitball. A massive one, preferably.
Play Ministry of War Ministry of War Feb. 15, 2011
Its got good graphics but TBH I've seen stuff like this a thousand times before. Evony, Torpia, Armies of Gielnor and a dozen cloned FaceBook games all run off the same worn out gameplay. Use basic management of resources to feed troops and expand your town, get all buildings to max level, build new town and repeat then get steamrollered by a player who's sunk thousands into buying bonuses. At the very least give it some sort of twist.
Play Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris Dec. 02, 2010
This game is so (deliberately) bad it goes full circle and becomes good.
Play Warlords 2: Rise of Demons Warlords 2: Rise of Demons Nov. 22, 2010
Great game, only wish it didn't lock so many races to Kong users. We give you fifteen million views and this is how you repay us? :p
Developer response from DJStatika

There were 15 million plays because the same races were locked to Kongregate in WL:CtoA and users of other sites came here to play.

Play The Revenge of the stickman The Revenge of the stickman Nov. 03, 2010
@pongored81 I did, I'm building up a collection of shitty games :p
Play Turn Based Battle Test Turn Based Battle Test Sep. 25, 2010
I am amazed at the sheer beauty of this game. No wonder it recieved a perfect Metascore. It taps so effectively into the work/reward system implanted into every human being, keeping us mercilessly entertained even after two and a half hours of grinding. The combat system is even more intricate than all the Final Fantasy games combined, with two whold interactions in battles alone: Heal and Attack. Each have their effects, with both short and long term consequences. It is easy to learn, yet difficult to master. A fine piece of interactive cinema. 5/5
Play Save Jim! Save Jim! Sep. 25, 2010
This game is an artistic display of the daily tedium one must go through in order to shield oneself from life's enemies. The poorly drawn stickman represents the ambiguous attack from all sides, your boss, your collegues, perhaps even your own family. I'm aware that most people on Kongregate will inevitably fail to grasp the sheer beauty of this wonderous interactive depiction, but the fact remains that anyone with an emotional range wider than that of a preteen Bieber fan will marvel at the display of this tear inducing artwork. 5/5
Play The Revenge of the stickman The Revenge of the stickman Sep. 25, 2010
Sir, I congratulate you. It takes a special kind of talent to make a game as dreadful as this.
Play Clockwords: Act I Clockwords: Act I Sep. 03, 2010
I understand that large scale flash games need to make money but unless you have an original concept (like VVVVVV) people aren't going to choose to purchase your game over a good eBay 2005 one for the same price.
Play Dream Tower Dream Tower Aug. 30, 2010
Great game and very replayable, but IMO the boss was a bit dissapointing. Not particulary the gameplay involved in killing it (after all, your choices are a bit limited for bosses in this kind of game) but the fact that he went down after two hits. I'd say let him be able to survive about ten hits, or seven. That would be much more challenging.
Play Achievement Unlocked 2 Achievement Unlocked 2 Aug. 20, 2010
Shame, this game was probably one save button away from being the highest rated game on Kong.
Play CellCraft CellCraft Jul. 09, 2010
It's sad that I actually learned more playing this game than I did at school.
Play Easy Joe Easy Joe Jun. 25, 2010
Very nice cheery game, think any more content would have spoiled it though.
Play Great Game 1/5 Great Game 1/5 May. 14, 2010
to laggy 1/5
Play Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball Apr. 17, 2010
Pretty ironic seeing as how everyone involved with the production of this game has to be at least 150% the nerdiness of the geek in the game.
Play The Idle RPG The Idle RPG Apr. 16, 2010
Great game, needs a graphically - improved sequel.
Play This is the Only Level TOO This is the Only Level TOO Mar. 08, 2010
Whoever wrote the code for FML mode deserves to be thrown into a mall full of zombies. You could have at least made it so that the spikes/walls never covered the exits, starter pipe or button.