Schmoofz's profile

About me

Oi, you buttfucking cunt. Die in my pussy.

Member Since: Apr. 30, 2011
Last Login: May. 26, 2012
Current Points: 5568
Comments: 139
Forum posts: 178
Location: ur moms ass

Age: 19
Sex: Beelzebub

Latest Achievements (view all badges)

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Heads Will Fly Badge (easy - 5 points)

Score 50 kills during any episode in Warlords: Heroes

Acquired May. 05, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Toasty Badge (hard - 30 points)

Unlock the third ending by collecting 16 band-aids in Meat Boy (map pack)

Acquired May. 05, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Toaster Troubles Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 100 Enemies in Super Villainy

Acquired Apr. 27, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Perfect Company Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete your journey in Fixation

Acquired Apr. 27, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Blowing Smoke Badge (medium - 15 points)

Triumph over the EHUP in Fixation

Acquired Apr. 27, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Ring Out Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete level 8 in Fixation

Acquired Apr. 27, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Innovator Badge (easy - 5 points)

Purchase 1 Upgrade in Innkeeper

Acquired Apr. 20, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Meaning of Death Badge (medium - 15 points)

Learn the meaning of life, the universe and everything by killing your way to level 42 in Boxhead: 2Play Rooms

Acquired Apr. 19, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Village Bully Badge (easy - 5 points)

Pillage your way past level 5 and rack up $3,000 in Pillage the Village

Acquired Apr. 19, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Together Forever Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete act 3 in i saw her standing there

Acquired Apr. 19, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Warming Up Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete any 3 levels in The Ice Temple

Acquired Apr. 16, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Taking the Low Road Badge (easy - 5 points)

Blow up all the cars in You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012

Acquired Apr. 09, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

The Way the Cookie Crumbles Badge (easy - 5 points)

Defeat Chocolate Chuck by scoring perfect launches in Burrito Bison Revenge

Acquired Mar. 31, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Game Changer Badge (easy - 5 points)

Earn the "Star Man" award for a game in New Star Soccer

Acquired Mar. 31, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Scaling the Ivory Tower Badge (medium - 15 points)

Reach the 25th floor, then successfully exit the tower in Tower of Greed

Acquired Mar. 03, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Player Wants Badge (medium - 15 points)

Obtain the feline object of your affection in Robot Wants Kitty

Acquired Mar. 03, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Firin' Mah Lazer Badge (medium - 15 points)

Defeat the optional side boss to unlock an upgraded laser weapon in Robot Wants Kitty

Acquired Mar. 03, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Obstacle Neutralization Badge (easy - 5 points)

Defeat 20 enemies in Robot Wants Kitty

Acquired Mar. 03, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Apocalypse Then Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete the challenge mode on "medium" or higher in Dino Run

Acquired Mar. 03, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Dinosavior Badge (easy - 5 points)

Rescue a dinosaur in Dino Run

Acquired Mar. 03, 2012

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Mathematical! Badge (medium - 15 points)

Complete levels 1 and 2 in CalcuDoku Light Vol 1

Acquired Mar. 03, 2012

Games by Schmoofz

: Maze Crab

Schmoofz's Favorite Games

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: Learn to Fly 2

: Fixation

: i saw her standing there

: Meat Boy

: All That Matters

: Dibbles 2: Winter Woes

Games Schmoofz Supports

: Crush The Castle 2

: Learn to Fly 2

Schmoofz's game contributions

: name: Mruno Bars in Name Game; Mruno Bars is Bruno Mars's best frien...

: Avatar: Afro Man in 100 Pixels; He's a serious Afro Man.

: name: Click it! in Name Game; H3Y, (1!(6 !7 N40!

: Avatar: COME AT ME, BRO! in 100 Pixels; This is probably your dad's reaction ...

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: Fulfilling Myst

: Kongreslime

: Bio Drone

: Angelwing

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

: Death Mask

: Phoebe, the Lasher

: Helene, the Swordstress

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: Quahog Ticket

: Pixel Pack

: Your First Medal

: Air Hogs Blue Sky Challenge

: F1:2011 Medal - OLD 2

: Walk Like A Pirate Quest

Friends Schmoofz follows

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: Aggressor

: player_03

: JuicyBeast

: UltimateChaos

: MordredofFairy

: broze51

: Acydyk

Schmoofz's followers

(view all 113 followers)

: Itacho

: mark995

: Aszyre

: Kitezer

: Batmod

: Hugaholic

: efextical

Schmoofz's shouts

Aszyre

Apr 7, 2012 11:45am

I got your joke ._.’

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Schmoofz Apr 8, 2012 10:43pm

Holy Pi! Welcome to the Nerd club.

eddybro

Mar 10, 2012 2:55pm

when r u on

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Schmoofz Mar 11, 2012 10:20pm

I go on sometimes. Not much.

terwerty

Jan 31, 2012 4:26pm

Your avatar looks like Soul Eater.

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Schmoofz Feb 2, 2012 9:13pm

Thanks, it was supposed to look like that (!) Your avatar… eh, too obvious.

terwerty Feb 3, 2012 3:52am

Lol

Gemleonn

Jan 5, 2012 2:43pm

I have to draw you!

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Schmoofz Jan 26, 2012 11:02pm

Phew. Eh, that’s so classic. Brings back my Atari memories. I was such a nerd back then.

Schmoofz Jan 28, 2012 3:50pm

Why? I have no souls. I sold my soul to the internet.

Schmoofz Jan 28, 2012 8:58pm

Fine. ._.

Johanna_T

Jan 2, 2012 1:41am

Oh haha =)

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