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Public messages for Sebine
invince986: hey everyone
Sebine: Generic Greeting #5361
invince986: ;p;
invince986: lo
GowGod3: Satirical Response #283576
Sebine: Witty Retort #637842
invince986: lol?
GowGod3: Acceptance to a Superior Knowledge #263
Sebine: Affirmation #19
Somaticpsy: Off Topic remark # 2230
Sebine: Gasp #6
invince986: what are you guys doing?
GowGod3: Sigh #3
So… show moreinvince986: hey everyone
Sebine: Generic Greeting #5361
invince986: ;p;
invince986: lo
GowGod3: Satirical Response #283576
Sebine: Witty Retort #637842
invince986: lol?
GowGod3: Acceptance to a Superior Knowledge #263
Sebine: Affirmation #19
Somaticpsy: Off Topic remark # 2230
Sebine: Gasp #6
invince986: what are you guys doing?
GowGod3: Sigh #3
Somaticpsy: Generic Insult to Intelligence # 1
Sebine: Question of Sexual Orientation #571
invince986: _"
GowGod3: Random “that’s what she said” Joke #78923
Sebine: Generic “Your Mother” #125
Somaticpsy: Threat to kill everyone involved #6246
Sebine: Reponse to Local Authorities #1367
Deathgeese: Demand that everyone shutup #780
Sebine: Agreement #748
GowGod3: Emoticon :( show less
Kongregate Announcement
Jan 8, 2012 6:48pm
The administration has received complaints about your recent behavior in Kongregate chat. While in chat, please remember that you are bound by the Kongregate Terms of Service so please refrain from spamming, cursing excessively, harassing other users, or using overly-sexual language. If you have any questions about appropriate chat behavior, please… show moreThe administration has received complaints about your recent behavior in Kongregate chat. While in chat, please remember that you are bound by the Kongregate Terms of Service so please refrain from spamming, cursing excessively, harassing other users, or using overly-sexual language. If you have any questions about appropriate chat behavior, please refer to our guidelines: http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct. If your behavior continues, further action will be taken on your account. show less
Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you having a naked boy in your avatar.
Step 1: There She Is!!!
http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step1.html
Step 2: Cake Dance
http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step2.html
Step 3: Doki & Nabi
http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step3.html
Step 4: Paradise
http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step4.html
Final Step: Imagine
http://www… show moreStep 1: There She Is!!!
http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step1.html
Step 2: Cake Dance
http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step2.html
Step 3: Doki & Nabi
http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step3.html
Step 4: Paradise
http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step4.html
Final Step: Imagine
http://www.sambakza.net/works_tsi/tsi_movie/tsi_step5.html show less
“tigersly: shutu up astin powers style homo”
arnoc: Sebine, I damn near licked the pierce nipple of another dude. I don’t really have personal space issues
arnoc: Oh. We went to the beach
arnoc: We were driving home
arnoc: There were 5 of us
arnoc: In this little pontiac
arnoc: It’s basically the two seats and that small little thing in the back they call the rear seat
arnoc: So y… show morearnoc: Sebine, I damn near licked the pierce nipple of another dude. I don’t really have personal space issues
arnoc: Oh. We went to the beach
arnoc: We were driving home
arnoc: There were 5 of us
arnoc: In this little pontiac
arnoc: It’s basically the two seats and that small little thing in the back they call the rear seat
arnoc: So you’ve got three guys packed into the back of that thing
arnoc: You’ve got two big guys, and this skinny dude in the center of us
arnoc: Being so cramped, me and the other guy ended up putting our arms around the skinny dude
arnoc: Skinny dude had his nipples pierced
arnoc: So he’s joking around about how he’s got two arms wrapped around him
arnoc: So he decides to get a picture of it to use for fb
arnoc: Well afterwards, we’re like we need another one of us trying to play with his nipples
arnoc: So he ended up pulling his shirt up
arnoc: And me and the other dude acted like we were gonna lick em show less
“lexi81: your stupid wat r u in 1 grade” “lexi81: HA HA RETARD YOU CAN’T RETARD”
druidgilford: Stupid bootheel making people think everyone in Missouri speaks with a southern drawl
Sebine: bootheel?
Paain: Lololol.
Sebine: it’s brothel
Sebine: idiot
Paain: Brothel?
Paain: Duh.
Sebine: HASHASHAHAH!
To Crisius: WHY do all the retards come here!?
Crisius: we are blessed
To Crisius: No, if they were edible we’d be blessed.
To Crisius: Free food.
Crisius: you grab the fishes, I will grab the loaves
To Crisius: That sounds dirty O_o
To Crisius: are we talking food or genitals?!
Crisius: whatever floats your boat
To Crisius: Keep your hands a… show moreTo Crisius: WHY do all the retards come here!?
Crisius: we are blessed
To Crisius: No, if they were edible we’d be blessed.
To Crisius: Free food.
Crisius: you grab the fishes, I will grab the loaves
To Crisius: That sounds dirty O_o
To Crisius: are we talking food or genitals?!
Crisius: whatever floats your boat
To Crisius: Keep your hands away from my loaves o.o
Crisius: I always knew you were a chick :P
To Crisius: OR SO YOU THOUGHT. show less
Kongregate Announcement
May 4, 2011 8:22pm
The administration has received complaints about your recent behavior in Kongregate chat. While in chat, please remember that you are bound by the Kongregate Terms of Service so please refrain from spamming, cursing excessively, harassing other users, or using overly-sexual language. If you have any questions about appropriate chat behavior, please… show moreThe administration has received complaints about your recent behavior in Kongregate chat. While in chat, please remember that you are bound by the Kongregate Terms of Service so please refrain from spamming, cursing excessively, harassing other users, or using overly-sexual language. If you have any questions about appropriate chat behavior, please refer to our guidelines: http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct. If your behavior continues, further action will be taken on your account. show less
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANsGJdllUec
whiskerchu: I HAVE A VAGINA
Sebine: AND IF YOU DONT WE WILL PERSONALLY COME ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVE YOU TASTY PUDDING!
GallowsNoose: I like pudding
Sebine: i like boobies _
Sebine: cover those boobies in pudding, it just keeps gettin better.
GallowsNoose: Boobies dipped in pudding
Sebine: NINJA’D!
GallowsNoose: We think the same
GallowsNoose: You bastard
Sebine: REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
TheDiceman: Whenever anyone says that, it makes me think they’re about to rape me.
zuluromeo: hey how do u get the helicopters?
Sebine: Steal them from the military.
Sebine: I hope you hotwire
whiskerchu: Steal them from the military.
Sebine: ROFL
Sebine: WIN!
To collusivedreamer: http://oneparticularwave.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/escher.gif
To collusivedreamer: what do you make of this?
collusivedreamer: An Escher classic? (reply)
To collusivedreamer: THANK GOD SOMEONE WITH SOME F*CKING CULTURE
To collusivedreamer: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/mutual.png
To collusivedreamer: Doesnt that seem Escher to… show moreTo collusivedreamer: http://oneparticularwave.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/escher.gif
To collusivedreamer: what do you make of this?
collusivedreamer: An Escher classic? (reply)
To collusivedreamer: THANK GOD SOMEONE WITH SOME F*CKING CULTURE
To collusivedreamer: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/mutual.png
To collusivedreamer: Doesnt that seem Escher to you?
collusivedreamer: Lulz. It’s a really popular picture. (reply)
collusivedreamer: Kind of does! (reply)
To collusivedreamer: THANK YOU!
To collusivedreamer: I posted it to the room and got a whole lot of NOTHING… uncultured fools.
collusivedreamer: What did you expect coming here? Lol of all people I’m surprised you’re lusting for some culture. No offense! (reply)
To collusivedreamer: That sounded kinky o.o
collusivedreamer: Thirsting? Does that sound better? (reply)
To collusivedreamer: no
collusivedreamer: Lol, looking for? (reply)
To collusivedreamer: go back to lusting :P
collusivedreamer: too late! (reply)
To collusivedreamer: I should shoutwall you for that one xD show less
Doopliss123: the captain of awsomeness is here
SpineCrawler: The ellipsis was to stop my overwhelming surge of sarcasm.
SpineCrawler: Who, Doop?
Sebine: Poodlips, I, the Captain of Awesome have been here for a while
Areswilder: I’ve been here, Doop.
Areswilder: :I
Sebine: HA! TAKE THAT ARES!
Areswilder: Ninja’d, you bastard. xD
Kongregate Announcement
Feb 7, 2011 8:07pm
The administration has received complaints about your recent behavior in Kongregate chat. While in chat, please remember that you are bound by the Kongregate Terms of Service so please refrain from spamming, cursing excessively, harassing other users, or using overly-sexual language. If you have any questions about appropriate chat behavior, please… show moreThe administration has received complaints about your recent behavior in Kongregate chat. While in chat, please remember that you are bound by the Kongregate Terms of Service so please refrain from spamming, cursing excessively, harassing other users, or using overly-sexual language. If you have any questions about appropriate chat behavior, please refer to our guidelines: http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct. If your behavior continues, further action will be taken on your account. show less
paulvpool: I need to get rid of the little ash beetles and get some phoenixes (reply)
paulvpool: I still need more moneys (reply)
To paulvpool: try whoring yourself out to clowns
To paulvpool: clowns need sex, but are creepy.
paulvpool: Or I could keep killing level 2’s (reply)
To paulvpool: THAT WORKS TOO!
TwichN: everyday is rape day
TwichN: oh my just look at the time…
Sebine: Good Heavens, just look a the time
Sebine: It’s Rape o Clock
TwichN: it’s rape o ****
TwichN: again seb!?! AGAIN???
primus01: what up marshmallow birds(peeps)
Sebine: there
Thelamestname: primus
Thelamestname: you DON’T wannna know whats up
Sebine: I’m up :D
primus01: okay then whats down
Sebine: You’re down
Sebine: wanna get up?
primus01: yes
primus01: whats left
Sebine: Jump into the homo-orgy at the bottom of the slide
Sebine: you’ll b… show moreprimus01: what up marshmallow birds(peeps)
Sebine: there
Thelamestname: primus
Thelamestname: you DON’T wannna know whats up
Sebine: I’m up :D
primus01: okay then whats down
Sebine: You’re down
Sebine: wanna get up?
primus01: yes
primus01: whats left
Sebine: Jump into the homo-orgy at the bottom of the slide
Sebine: you’ll be up real quick.
primus01: you didn’t answer me
Sebine: Ofcourse not
primus01: how come
Sebine: I’m laughing at my newest immortalization
Sebine: and you havent gone down the slide yet
primus01: what is it
Areswilder: Ikr?
Areswilder: I’d think I would rip up my skin, though.
Areswilder: That lube isn’t like… oil. It sinks into the skin and makes it soft.
primus01: i dont think i need to go down the slide considering i have a girlfriend
Sebine: you cannot resist the homo-orgy for long.
primus01: yes i can
Sebine: No you can’t, it’s in the rules
Areswilder: We are Homo. We are strong. We are Anon-gets bitchslapped
Sebine: if you do not succumb, you die.
GowGod3: Then you would be lying sir
primus01: let me see these frickin rules
Sebine: You can’t see them
Sebine: they’re printed on the inside of the back of your skull
Areswilder: You can see mine when I go down the homoslide. :D
primus01: how come? it would be hard not to see cuz i have super high powered glasses
Sebine: really o.O
GowGod3: Kids these days, they have no motivation when they want to not get lubed up and slide down a water slide as a part of a homo-orgy
Sebine: I did not take that into account when I made the rules…
Sebine: DAMN YOU XRAYS!
primus01: i shall shove my eyes behind my brain to see the rules
Sebine: Sounds like a plan
Sebine: I wish you luck
primus01: k
Sebine: QUICK WHILE HE’S NOT LOOKING, SHOVE HIM DOWN THE SLIDE
primus01: where did i put the beer bottle. its actually really good for hitting stuff
Sebine: You’re going to hit yourself O_o
Thelamestname: push
GowGod3: DON’T WORRY WE’RE ON IT
primus01: go’s down slide screaming
Areswilder: xD
Areswilder: You forgot to lube him up.
Areswilder: That’s gonna hurt like a bitch.
primus01: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!
Thelamestname: oh well
Thelamestname: sucks for him
Sebine: Too late now
Thelamestname: so whos still ali- i mean, at the top of the slide?
Areswilder: jumps in after Primus, pulling him into a lubey hug
GowGod3: Like the one he is being for not participating willingly like a MAN
primus01: THE SLIDE BURNS
Sebine: We can always throw a packet down after him
Areswilder: DON’T WORRY BRO, I’M HERE FOR YOU!
Areswilder: WE’LL GO DOWN THIS SLIDE TOGETHER!
primus01: OMG! THATS CREEPY
Sebine: rofl
Sebine: Ares took your cherry o_O
Areswilder: xD
Sebine: And How Does That Make You Feel?
Areswilder: Is this gonna be added to your wall?
primus01: NOT WELL
primus01: my therapist is gonna hear about this
Sebine: WHY in the name of god
Sebine: would you go to a guy
Sebine: with the job title
Sebine: THE RAPIST
Sebine: to get treatment!?
Sebine: WHY!?
GowGod3: That’s funny, because I AM YOUR RAPIST wait I mean THERAPIST
primus01: i’ve never thought of that…
Sebine: We Have Another Convert
Sebine: Stab Him In The Neck, Get Him Some Armor, and FIND RIDDICK!
Areswilder: Sebine, that sounds like a Combo Dog comment.
primus01: Riddick! where!
Sebine: Combo Dog O_o
Areswilder: STAB IN NECK, GET ARMOR, FIND RIDDICK
primus01: my neck hurts
Sebine: lol
primus01: looks at hand
Sebine: I dont know what combo dog is
primus01: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME
Sebine: Stabbed you in the neck o.O
Thelamestname: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SLIDE?!
primus01: oh… ok
Sebine: It’s gone
Thelamestname: i never got pushed down
Thelamestname: lol
primus01: anyone got a band-aid
Sebine: WE’RE HUNTING RIDDICK, NO TIME FOR ORGIES
Sebine: no bandaids, man up you pansy ass
primus01: MY NECK IS GUSHING BLOOD
To areswilder: this is some random shit
Thelamestname: yeah primus
Thelamestname: who cares?
Sebine: IT’S SUPPOSED TO DOTHAT
Areswilder: Ikr? (reply)
primus01: I WANT A FREAKIN’ BAND-AID
Sebine: It’ll stop or you’ll die
Thelamestname: EXACTLY!
Sebine: Whichever comes first
Areswilder: I’m half expecting this to go on your board. (reply)
Sebine: And really, you’re already dead
Thelamestname: PRIMUS
primus01: OH HOPE TO GOD IT STOPS
To Areswilder: omg xD i should get this one too!!
Thelamestname: stop talking
primus01: why
Thelamestname: thats not possible
Sebine: The more you talk the more the gods condem you
Areswilder: xD (reply)
Areswilder: … Gods Condom?
Thelamestname: yeah primus
Areswilder: Wtf bro.
primus01: blah,blah,blah,
Sebine: does that Holy Half Dead Two Hands Thing and gropes Areswilder
Sebine: Kinky
Areswilder: :O
Thelamestname: you’re already in 5 years of purgatory
Thelamestname: oh my god
Thelamestname: another year
Sebine: Spiritual Grope, hows that feel
primus01: purgatory is fun!
Areswilder: Badass, Sebbie.
Sebine: I swear, Sanc is home to the most ****ed up random shit. show less
Areswilder: I have now realized.
Areswilder: I am a douchebag when I duel, tired.
Sebine: You’re always a douchebag
Sebine: You’re just now realizing it.
TwichN: you’re a douch alway… GOD DAMNIT SEB
Areswilder: Maybe, Name. You got any lube?
Sebine: I have lube :D
Sebine: AstroGlide
Areswilder: :D Huzzah!
Sebine: AstroGlide Natural
Areswilder: >:D
Thelamestname: nah, i wasted it all on your mom :P
Sebine: Who are we lubing o.O
Sebine: and what am I screwing
Areswilder: Eh, she needs a good man. =/
Areswilder: Or woman, by this point.
Sebine… show moreAreswilder: Maybe, Name. You got any lube?
Sebine: I have lube :D
Sebine: AstroGlide
Areswilder: :D Huzzah!
Sebine: AstroGlide Natural
Areswilder: >:D
Thelamestname: nah, i wasted it all on your mom :P
Sebine: Who are we lubing o.O
Sebine: and what am I screwing
Areswilder: Eh, she needs a good man. =/
Areswilder: Or woman, by this point.
Sebine: Erm >_> I’m Chaotic Evil but I have a wang, does that count?
Areswilder: She’s been screwed over enough (no pun intended) by guys over pretty much my entire lifetime. >_>
Sebine: even you?
Thelamestname: we did need to know that ares
Thelamestname: :P
Areswilder: :P You’re welcome, brah. You wanted to lube up my mum.
Crisius: O.o what I time to come back in….
Areswilder: Yep.
Areswilder: Could’ve been worse, Cris. He could’ve wanted to lube me up.
Thelamestname: yeah
Sebine: I have an idea!
Thelamestname: i don’t really need that on my record
Sebine: Let’s lube Ares
Areswilder: :D
Sebine: and Name can have some fun with that
Crisius: We arent allowed to lube you up?
Thelamestname: so ima take that idea with a grain of salt
Areswilder: No, no, I’ve got a better idea.
Sebine: It’s my lube, can’t be used on me. Those are the rules.
Sebine: I dont make em, i just enforce them.
Areswilder: Lube me up, throw me down one of those water park slides.
Areswilder: See how well I do.
Areswilder: >_> I’d appreciate water down in the pool, though.
Sebine: into some sort of homo-orgy pit?
Sebine: Oh
Sebine: damn
Areswilder: Hey, Seb, we could always do that too.
Areswilder: I don’t mind. >:3
Areswilder: Just suggesting something for those people that don’t get off to homosexual orgies. >_>
Sebine: Those people
Sebine: are sick
Sebine: sick freaks
Sebine: and need to be put down
GowGod3: Walks back into conversation Hey guys wha- walks away disgusted
Areswilder: XD
Sebine: WIN!
Areswilder: HIGH FIVE, SEBINE
Areswilder: WE RULE!
Areswilder: lubed-five
Thelamestname: man
Thelamestname: you guys are sick
Sebine: unlubed-five
Thelamestname: lol
Sebine: now im lubed
Sebine: yay :D
Areswilder: :D show less
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