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May 27, 2012 7:34pm

What the actual fück is in your Imgur account? I’m referring to the album called “Cassie” that has the shitty hand-drawn ponies and the writing that looks like it belongs to a 5 year old. The vector of your OC with the trollface in the other album was pretty funny, though.

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Sellyme May 27, 2012 10:38pm

Freehand drawings by my 9-year-old niece. She’s actually pretty good at drawing for her age. The writing is pretty shit because she has dyslexia, though.

(And credit for that vector goes to Spac…

ImSoOriginal May 27, 2012 11:02pm

As far as I know, dyslexia doesn’t cause writing to look shit. It’s just the mirrored letters, trouble counting syllables, bad spelling, etc.

Show me what your writing looks like. I’…

ImSoCreative

May 25, 2012 9:57pm

It’s official: the butthurt admins are deleting my shouts to people. But Zshadow’s gonna let me keep an account when I turn 13, yo, so it’s coo’. …Oh god, why am I talking like a tard?

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ImSoCreative May 25, 2012 10:13pm

I posted this in the WhatPulse thread, but I love it so much I’m resending it here: “Seriously, Selly, stop being such a fücking ignortard and wake the fück up from your delusional pony fa…

Sellyme May 26, 2012 2:04am

why am I talking like a tard?

Koolslam

May 12, 2012 10:36am

Sellyme sucks.

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OMFGPwned

May 1, 2012 4:19pm

when are you gonna update the post count list

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OMFGPwned May 6, 2012 12:23pm

There are people on that list that rarely go to OT

Sellyme May 6, 2012 1:16pm

Moderated: That’s not entirely true. The script caches every single user on every page I view in the forums that has over 500 posts. Since the only thread I view nowadays is the WhatPulse thread…

Sellyme May 6, 2012 1:22pm

(Also, I haven’t had a working copy of the script for about a year, but that’s not really a huge issue, I should be able to fix it up myself now that I know how it actually works.)

Tittyme

Mar 27, 2012 9:46am

’Sup Selly? My grandma suggested this username…

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RiGhTeOuSzAm Apr 13, 2012 11:33pm

Your grandma is funny

MTMIsAwesome

Mar 22, 2012 10:34am

Jealous of my username? I’m sure you know what MTM stands for.

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PennyBlossom

Feb 29, 2012 12:29am

So I’m supposed to write some stuff about Pink Shirt Day (Google it) for school. My question for you is, is what I wrote too harsh and mean to be handed in to my teacher? It can be found here.

Also, just out of curiosity, what is your basic opinion on Pink Shirt Day?

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SellymeIsSadLOL Mar 1, 2012 10:05pm

think about it*

Damn autocorrect.

Jazzaboy Mar 17, 2012 4:23pm

Good game last night. x3 It’s a good win, even if it is just the night cup

Ponyme Mar 21, 2012 5:36am

Get your own shout, Jazzababy.

MootSucks

Mar 15, 2012 2:55am

hiii~ <3

jajaja

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uggamer15

Mar 11, 2012 9:43pm

Hey look it’s a thread about you.

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uggamer15

Mar 11, 2012 9:36pm

Aren’t I amazing? I trolled all those people on Reddit. Some dude named wapplejack even sent me his cell phone number. Plus, I got banned! :D

Don’t you just love me, Selly? <3

Also, get my username? µg. Microgramgamer15. Because micro.

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Jazzaboy

Mar 10, 2012 1:52am

…where have you been? D:

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Jazzaboy Mar 11, 2012 5:03pm

About two weeks ago.
And D: what happened?

Sellyme Mar 11, 2012 8:20pm

I got sick of the bullshit I was putting up with from my father so I left. Long story.

AshleyAndCody Mar 11, 2012 8:55pm

LOOOOOOOOOL. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HARD I’M LAUGHING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLSPAMLOLOLOLOLOOLOL.

YOU’RE SUCH A BADASS AM I RIGHT

NotHardToGuess

Jan 26, 2012 9:26pm

I absolutely detest you and I would be overjoyed if you killed yourself (it’s damn obvious that you’re suicidal, you don’t need to hide it anymore). Whee! Happy now?

Also, do you know who I am? ;)

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Haeisel Jan 28, 2012 1:02pm

This username is also relevant, as it means “I hate Sellyme”. It’s a bit distorted and seemingly nonsensical, but I didn’t want it to be so obvious. “Hae” means …

TheTorpedo Jan 29, 2012 3:26pm

You are such a genius. How did you come up with such a perfect code?

JamieNordli Mar 11, 2012 4:00pm

Ikr? I’m amazing.

Taylorbee

Mar 11, 2012 11:59am

Are you sure you’re not Doriana (from school)?
You act a lot like her

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Derpyme

Mar 10, 2012 11:55pm

Be jealous of my username, motherfûcker.

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4chaner

Mar 8, 2012 9:55pm

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh god, I swear it wasn’t me.

…

Fine, it was me.

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4chaner Mar 8, 2012 9:58pm

/totallydidn’tchangeyourbirthyearandagetomakeyoumoreappealingtopedophiles

/totallydidn’tchangeyourschooltomakeyoumoreappealingtopedophiles

/totallydidn’tremovehighfromsalisburyhighsc…

Sonotacocoa

Mar 2, 2012 7:05pm

Ever fractured a bone?

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Sellyme Mar 3, 2012 7:40pm

Yes.

MyPenisIsHard Mar 5, 2012 4:05pm

Right, right, allow me to reword my question: have you ever fractured a bone, other than some shit in your wrist?

Also, how the f‌uck has no one created this account yet? Kongregate was founded over 5…

NameIsNotTaken Mar 6, 2012 7:37pm

Reply dammit.

SellymeIsSadLOL

Mar 1, 2012 10:06pm

So I heard you are still, hmm, “struggling with depression”. Is this true? ;D

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Sellyme Mar 1, 2012 10:07pm

I love how you say you “heard” it as if you aren’t just bullshitting about everything.

SellymeIsSadLOL Mar 1, 2012 10:15pm

I’m not bullshitting about it this time. There’s no way you can just be all happy and everything. Seriously, you were contemplating suicide. Even ponies can’t help you that much (tru…

JamesAntonNordli

Feb 28, 2012 4:05pm

Remember that time in #kongpulse when VG was impersonating Gevock?

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PennyBlossom Feb 29, 2012 4:34pm

Remember remember remember remember remember?

FrownFrownFrown

Feb 20, 2012 9:02pm

“All About greg” by Cocoapuff310

Username: Greg

Full Name: Gregory Edward McClanahan

Address: Somewhere near 1528 Valdez Way (It’s definitely Valdez Way, but the numbers aren’t completely accurate)

City: Pacifica

State: California

Country: United States

Work Email: greg@kongregate.com (Personal email unknown)

Did I forget an…

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TrojanCubed Feb 22, 2012 5:22pm

Dammit. There aren’t any cliffs where I live, and tall buildings are too far away. Can you send me a cliff?

Sellyme Feb 25, 2012 3:51am

Here you go
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OTLero Feb 26, 2012 12:32am

Oh god, you don’t know how hard I’m laughing at that.

TrojanSquared

Feb 21, 2012 10:27pm

Somepony told me that you like to piss in your pants. Is this true? ;D

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TrojanCubed Feb 22, 2012 5:21pm

To quote you, “And you [don’t reply], which undeniably proves [that I’m right].”

FrownFrownFrown

Feb 20, 2012 10:08pm

Hey look at those totally not malicious plans in the background that definitely don’t involve your IRC channel: http://i.imgur.com/Gpxtu.jpg

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Sellyme Feb 21, 2012 4:25pm

From what I’m able to see it looks you think you have the ability to magically obtain ops in a channel that even I don’t know the password of. Good job.

TrojanSquared Feb 21, 2012 8:20pm

Yeah, pretty much. It’s fun, though.

TrojanDividedBy

Feb 15, 2012 8:27pm

Damn you, I need your answers. Why’d you delete my shout?

(Actually it may have been an admin, considering something else that happened relating to shouts.)

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SmileSmileSmile Feb 19, 2012 9:18pm

1. Great job avoiding the question, but all right: how stupid do you KNOW I am?

2. That was autocorrect. Allow me to fix it. Who’s stupider: me or Johanna_T?

3. Waitwut. You don’t hate me?…

Sellyme Feb 21, 2012 4:28pm

1. Very.

2. Impossible to be in the negatives, so equally, I think

3. Meh

4. Heh

TrojanSquared Feb 21, 2012 8:18pm

1. I’m not surprised.

2. …Oh god. My life is fūcking worthless now. Dammit.

3. Interesting reply (this isn’t sarcasm).

4. So I’m guessing you’re somewhere between dislike…

SmileSmileSmile

Feb 19, 2012 5:18pm

Am I the only person who cried during “Smile Smile Smile” in S02E18? I’ve heard the song before because it was leaked, but it had a different effect on me this time…

PONIES SHOULD NOT MAKE ME CRY!

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SmileSmileSmile Feb 19, 2012 5:45pm

You going to reply to this one? Because it was a question.

SmileSmileSmile Feb 19, 2012 9:26pm

$20 says you cried.

SmileSmileSmile Feb 19, 2012 10:18pm

Also, the rest of the episode was kinda sad too, but it was really the song that got me.

SmileSmileSmile

Feb 19, 2012 5:50pm

Messages on left are from Cleverbot, messages on right are from me.

http://i.imgur.com/axF7B.jpg

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Sellyme Feb 19, 2012 5:54pm

>.jpg

You fail at life.

SmileSmileSmile Feb 19, 2012 9:25pm

My iPod saves all screenshots as .jpg to save space. It’s actually very efficient.

TrojanDividedBy

Feb 16, 2012 1:31am

Tell me

Why do you do this to me

Selly I need you

I just want to please you

Why’d you say those things you said

I tried but instead

You just keep on messing with my head

Oh Sellyme

Sellyme

Sellyme

Can’t you see

You are everything to me

Selly please

I only do

What I think you need me to

Sellyme

Can’t you see

You are everything to m…

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TrojanDividedBy Feb 16, 2012 8:31pm

That’s cool, but are you going to sing…?

Sellyme Feb 19, 2012 5:39pm

We all are.

SmileSmileSmile Feb 19, 2012 5:44pm

Oh god. Have fun… ;D

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