Firstly, I don’t work on Kongpulse any more, so I really don’t give a shit about that.

Secondly, we have weekly viewings of the new eps with about 30 people, the most viewed site on the school internet is Equestria Daily, about 10 of use wear MLP shirts each day, and at least two of the teachers are bronies. I really don’t think you understand how little of a shit I give about that.

Actually bothered reading your other shout.

“My Little Pony is preventing you from doing school work”

In case you didn’t know, MLP comprises my Year 11 & 12 research project, which is the main (or mane) part of my education for these two years, and will provide me with 20 SACE points. So yeah, good work there.

Forgive me, I was unaware of your school’s adaption to Bronyism. But trust me, I’ll find another way to blackmail you.

Also, it’s depressing to watch ponies tear you away from a blog that you founded and worked on for over two years. I understand that you have problems with depression and you have experienced suicidal thoughts, but don’t you think you’re taking ponies a little too far?

Right, you only work if your task is related to ponies. That’s kind of problematic.

I have nothing to do for the next hour, so how about you unban me, set the channel to +m, and give everyone voice except me?

Why not? It really wouldn’t be a big deal. It’d be like I’m not even there, because I wouldn’t have the ability to say anything.

And about the blog, do you realise what’s going to happen to it? It’s going to f‌ucking fail. Well played.

See, I told you you’re not a true brony. You’re not friendly, generous, kind, loyal, or magic. You only pretend you care about other people. $20 says you’re only dating Taylah because she’s sexy (come on, there’s no other reason why a guy like you would love a girl like her).

Personally, I think you would be an excellent killer. You’re highly intelligent and you don’t care about anyone. Perhaps you should join a terrorist organisation when you’re older, or ASIS, if you want to be the “good guy”.

Why do you think I deliberately missed it? I’m not saying I didn’t, but I wonder how you would come to that conclusion.

And true, the ASIS aren’t exactly the good guys, but they offer fun and interesting jobs that pay well. The position that I think is most suitable for me and possibly you is Technical-Based Specialist Officer, in case you’re interested.

That’s why I didn’t list the Element of Honesty, because there’s no hard evidence that you lie a lot (but obviously you do). Anyway, I actually just forgot the Element of Laughter. I would have listed it if I’d have remembered. You’re depressed and suicidal. Clearly, your rare laughter does not last long.