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Sergeant_Krast

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    Oct. 27, 2014

Holy Jesus. What is that, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!
WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PYLE! A JELLY DONUT?! IS CHOW ALLOWED IN THE BARRACKS PRIVATE PYLE… Because you were hungry. Private Pyle has dishonored himself, and dishonored the platoon, I have tried to help him, but I have failed, I have failed because you have not helped me, you people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation, SO from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him, I will punish all of YOU, and the way I see it ladies, you all owe me for one jelly donut, NOW GET ON YOUR FACES, THEY’RE PAYING FOR IT, YOU EAT. READYY, EXERCISE.

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