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A few things about me:
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AlisonClaire: don't hate on shadow :(
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KuragariNoTenshi: Everyone hearts shadow
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PowerfrogsBeotch: shadow is my idol.
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hoby999: shadow kicks ass
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Spivsy: shadow got me $12000
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Xubnormal: I love Shad. xD
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Zeth147: shadow is like the canadians they seem innocent until they kill us all...
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shadow42: i'm like an annoying cat in heat
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Paain: I love shadow, who doesn't?
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I have my own theme music and studio audience. :)
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Proof Gormel doesn't hate me: GormeltheMighty: By talking to a friend I had before she was a mod, I'm a suck-up?
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One time I swallowed a goldfish whole and threw it back up and it lived for another 8 months.
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Oh yea and mushy, well, he pretty much rulez :P
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According to Cometshade this is me:http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2633
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Teh Quotes of Ossimness:
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Spivsy: describe a giraffe in detail without using the word neck.
TriciaMcMillan: a spotted horse that didn't quite commit suicide by hanging
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qzex: How could you ever mysspell anything???
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Jellybones: Watch King Kong backwards, it's about a giant monkey that runs around fixing buildings and planes until hes captured and sent off to an island full of dinosaurs
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Xubnormal: Dangit. You made me snorfle.
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Ravage445: *Doesnt Role-play*
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Xubnormal: Meatloaf was sexy with teh moobs.
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shadow42: if at first you don't succeed try try again slayer.
MatterofFact: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Mushyrulez: Porn = chewed up gum stuck to the sidewalk.
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Mushyrulez: Yo mamma's so fat that she's SEVERAL POUNDS OVERWEIGHT :O
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Spivsy: I believe the human race is a race of humans.
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osiris6607: computer geeks saved you from Y2k!!
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Akasharoo: Lol, no skin off my back if I tell you, "No rp-ing" second warning then silence you.
Jgoo1: *runs away*
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Akasharoo: Vegetable oil is made of vegetables. Baby oil is made out of?
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haskey96: w/ Greg GormeltheMighty said you are a lesbian!
GormeltheMighty: Haskey, that's an example of dragging a joke behind the back of a barn and filling its head with buckshot.
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plujan: If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no reason.
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101646: i made alisonclaire and powerfrogs breed to form............. SPIVSY!!!
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Spivsy: he's badmouthing shadow?! That does it! *rolls up sleeves*
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AlisonClaire: I'm not into tentacle porn enough to work for NG.
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I0wrld3r: Europe haxxed into God's computer and called it Canada.
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Spivsy: I beat tetris
Spivsy: I got a screen saying 'you win forever'
Spivsy: now whenever I load tetris on any gameboy, it explodes.
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xirmi: The Mostly Harmless are venomously sarcastic and without morals. But they're pretty awesome ppl...
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GormeltheMighty: All girls are FBI agents.
shadow42: (oh no... they're on to me)
pace51: Shadow, your too sexy to be FBI. your probably CIA
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GormeltheMighty: http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3483/screenshotkuk.png
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Spivsy: sometimes I go to mcdonalds and order lots of stuff and then leave.
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TheTech: Believing Haskey is like pouring ice water down your pants while your fingers are desolving in sulfuric acid.
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Xubnormal: Quit trolling, Xub.
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shadow42: why do i have this reputation of being sweet but when i get mad i get all scary??
CometShade: because the darkness....she is a crazy mistress...
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KuragariNoTenshi: Shadow, should I revoke your magic license too now for misplacing an entire army?
CometShade: how else will she cast a spell on our hearts!?
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Spivsy: I tried opening a revolving door for someone and got my arm ripped off
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CometShade: you're a mod!? what do mods eat for breakfast to maintain a healthy attitude towards pestering younglings like me?
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KuragariNoTenshi: How many shadows would a shadow boxer box if a shadow boxer could box shadows? New riddle made up just for you, right here right now.
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hojar: I heard that Taku mows his lawn with a zamboni
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Shadow42: paesel ostp smapping (was supposed to be: please stop spamming)
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AlisonClaire: yes, comet and shadow can go have MH babbies.
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Cgaan: shadow doent have a qoute of me on her profile
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JetLag: Its the athiests ZOMG
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Bephwyn: Badges to Kong is like Hentai to Newgrounds.
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GormeltheMighty: If Norton made condoms, the condoms would give you AIDS if you didn't re-buy them every month.
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GormeltheMighty: My piss smells quite different than cat piss, thank you.
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CometShade: haskey has a sarah palin poster on his wall
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werty767: BF: "Will you marry me?" Shads replies "Oh my.....i dont know what to say" BF: "say yes" Shads: "No not you, some kid just used the F word and it wasnt censored, the admins will hear about this"
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hojar: My cat can sing like Axl Rose when I pull on her tail
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hojar: Shadow: **** SCIENCE
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