Shifter12

Theres a dead middle eastern prostitute on my couch, jack. why the hell, is there a dead middle eastern prostitute on my couch? i sure as hell didnt leave it there.
and the kicker is, i was gone for 5 GOD DAMN MINUTES. how in the good name of GOD did it get there, in TEN FREAKING MINUTES?!! I would also appreciate it if you explained to me, why there is a Nazi, squatting in my closet, eating a watermelon..?
or, no… better yet. why he has a chicken in his pants.