>Be a third-trimester polygender differently-abled overweight pan-demisexual dragonkin
>On my way back to dorm after my T*QPBLIIAAD2-Sg-Alliance meeting
>Walking through the quad when two white cismale oppressors appear
>Heading for me
>They begin to stare at the 13 inch green rubber phallus I wear on my head at all times
>Raping me with their eyes
>Reach into my fanny pack and retrieve my environmentally-safe mace
>As the oppressors get closer to me one of them raises his hand in a disgusting display of male dominance and privilege
>"Hey" he says
>Ignorant piece of shit doesn’t realize that “hey” is an appropriated form of “hay” and that by using it as a greeting he is raping my horsekin br9thers and systers with his privilege
>"N-N-NO MEANS NO" I shout as I spray the cis-scum
>They fall down and start crying their white male tears
>Aw their poor fee-fees
>Stomp them both with my gender-neutral dragon boots
>Patriarchy smashed
>Return home and blog about my horrible oppression on Tumblr
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