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Weeaboo loner. Likes to read.
Lurking in Foro Italico since 2007.
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I like turn-based strategy, platformers, shmups, sandboxes and games with a good story.
I hate FPSs and MMORPGs. Also, I suck at rhythm games, but this doesn’t mean I hate them.

21st person to get all medals in Adventure Story.
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Epic quotes from the chat:

-Epic win:

antynator: definitemi pure blasfemo, ma anche Galilei a suo tempo era definito blasfemo
superdani1993: infatti è morto

MrFigo221: qualcuno è su travian o roba varia?
Killerbot999: NO! >:C
Simio: travian!
mycx: mia ma e mio pa su travian
Simio: ci giocavo quando ero un BM
Zenth: Cinzia è un travian.

Simio: 13 anni? son troppo anziani per if?
Fivetime: ma no
Fivetime: vanno benissimo
MrFigo221: if?
Simio: if è l’orsetto coccolone della chat
Fivetime: If vuole tanto bene ai bambini.
MrFigo221: e che cazzo centra?
NieDeiCieli: spero non quello di if, figo

fel95: c’è un piccolo Vegeta_ in ciascuno di noi
Denaxe: ed un pezzo di lui esce quando andiamo al bagno

Cippo1987ITA: io sono monolita
Cippo1987ITA: nel senso che è un grosso pezzo di pietra tutto duro

NieDeiCieli: mo gli do un ban da almeno 9 mesi
antynator: così almeno sei sicuro che sia nato

Fivetime: Gennaro fermava le eruzioni con una sola mano.
Simio: e con l’altra si masturbava?
Fivetime: e con l’altra rubava i portafogli

-Epic Fail:

Simio: heroes, che music player usi?
HeroesOfDark: simio… windows
HeroesOfDark: ma di solito uso utube

Vegeta_:
Vegeta_: .___:
Vegeta_: ENTER DEL CAZZO

Vegeta_: Nesli, la possibilita che uno ne ha di 220 è 1 : 158,000,000,000,000, lo sapevi?
Vegeta_: su 1.
Vegeta_: quindi la possibilita è uguale a:
neslinesli93: una su 158kkkk su una?
antynator: Vegeta ma checcazzo stai a dì?
Simio: yes! nuovo epic fail!
Vegeta_: 1 su 158 billioni.

  • Member Since: May. 20, 2007
  • Last Login: Feb. 13, 2012
  • Current Points: 26892
  • Comments: 18
  • Forum posts: 4
  • Age: 18
  • Sex: Male
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Grand Champion's Challenge Badge (hard - 30 points)

Complete all 10 challenge badges in Hands of War Tower Defense

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