Simio's Comments

Game Comments
Play Adventure Story Adventure Story Dec. 28, 2011
Gee, Mr Kupo. I thought Christmas was last week.
Play Glissaria Glissaria Sep. 09, 2011
If a small shirt of mail made of mithril is worth more than the Shire (and everything in it), exactly how much are those mithril towers worth...?
Play Heroes of Gaia Heroes of Gaia Jul. 25, 2011
Over 12 million views, half of which are Linux and Mac users refreshing the page without managing to get the game to load.
Play Dude and Zombies Dude and Zombies Jul. 14, 2011
What a horrible night to have a broken down car.
Play Elements of Arkandia Elements of Arkandia Jun. 11, 2011
Urist's Pendant: "This pendant menaces with spikes of elephant bone." Dwarf Fortress reference, I approve.
Play Zomgies 2 Zomgies 2 May. 29, 2011
Moving is really awkard, and the hitbox is not where it should be. And why does the mute button not mute the death cutscene?
Play Protector IV.V Protector IV.V Apr. 12, 2011
Why?
Play Mutilate-a-Doll: Classic Mutilate-a-Doll: Classic Apr. 07, 2011
A cannon that shoots chainsaws. How could I not give it 5?
Play Hands of War 2 Hands of War 2 Apr. 06, 2011
Meh. Not enough improvement from the first one, feels like more of the same.
Play Insectonator Insectonator Apr. 06, 2011
Protip: using nukes is not hazardous. Zapping them with lightning is.
Play Bullet Heaven Bullet Heaven Apr. 03, 2011
So then, do you have enough bullets, God of Cats?
Play Pixel Purge Pixel Purge Sep. 21, 2010
Wonderful little shooter. I love how it somehow feels both retro and smooth.
Play Don't Shit Your Pants Don't Shit Your Pants Jun. 24, 2010
look "You're in a room with a door. You're wearing a shirt and pants. You have no hair." look hair "You shed a single tear."
Play The Enchanted Cave The Enchanted Cave Jun. 04, 2010
The game's font does not work for me...
Play Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris May. 20, 2010
Their starting health is OVER 9000!!
Play Strips 'n Stripes Strips 'n Stripes May. 14, 2010
Finally, a really original game! A bit short, but awesome anyway. 4/5
Play I Remain I Remain Jan. 30, 2010
So annoying... the fading transitions between rooms got annoying after the first time, there's no need to tell me every time that I'm entering The Attic or The Bathroom or whatever. Also simply saving and clicking continue didn't work, I had to reload the page.
Play BubbleQuod BubbleQuod Feb. 05, 2009
It lags.