193smalls(private): I stick my finger in my butt when I masturbate. *
Shinbatsu: my finger stays out of bums *
aquasaurious: first half minute with shallow entry and exits? Wait, are we talking about baking again? *
Kierlyn: Accept Noogie Gracefully Dude! you just completed the Accept Noogie Gracefully achievement in MrSpontaneous Is A Sod and won the Accept Noogie Gracefully badge and 475,000 points! making you better than spont! *
Retribute: I could smother him under my thick, ebony feathers without anyone noticing. *
ForceUk: oh, i is a womenz atm *
AjaxNeron: Now, if THAT didn’t make Spont’s profile, I don’t know what will. :p *
AjaxNeron: Evers, I’m trying to pick my nose. Please shut up. *
Retribute: Sir Smalls finds himself face-to-face with an Ogre, Level 4. He pages through his spellbook, and casts “Analfinger”, causing the Ogre to writhe in laughter*
wilkins: i beat it bobby. *
boyblue: “Ah yea, the screens did go black as jet, and there was a great wailing and a gnashing of teeth..” *
TheoSoft: Congratulations, you have just earned the Spontaneous laziness badge, but it will not show up because we’re too lazy to make it and you get no points because of the same reason. Good luck, slacker! *
Soltris: Mr Spontaneous has a first name its…..S-p-o-n-t-a Mr Spontaneous has a second name its….n-e-o-u-s He loves to play every day and if you ask him why! He’ll sa a a a a a a a a a a y cuz Mr Spontaneous has a way with K-o-n-g-r-e-g-a-t-e *
aquasaurious: Yeah, I had sex once upon a time. Can you believe that? *
bebop8929: got any black friends? they’re good at transporting tvs *
Kierlyn: spont, I hate you. force is now chasing the boy round the flat with pliers *
heartless_wind: gwen u got a husband or bf? *
ForceUk: Mstaylor: love it in the rear *
KnightofRa: KABAN was the sound effect for banning *
pastrypuff: my cousin actually let me get off. *
petesahooligan: Where in the world are you going to find something that can inject hot, soothing loam that deeply into your throat? *
jameslinacre: so im an emo-geek hybrid? thats scary… im gonna cut myself with this limited edtion lightsaber! *
gwenwilliams: Spont: King’s Advisor/Knower of All Things/Resident Brownie *
f15hfac3: i need it bc my laptop is a the one jesus used when he was at school *
f15hfac3: outdoors eh? that’s where the pizza man comes from *
bebop8929: mm, salmon vodka *
AdonaiSoft: haha, I just creampied msn.com *
assramer27: i is i and you is you you **** get your dam english write *
madpraxis: road scholars must really suck baboon ass… *
bebop8929: sorry, I can’t contain my sploosh *
Mstaylor: no, but I hump the maniquins *
boyblue: Thass some ghetto bootay right ‘chere.. *
bebop8929: I love feet, so much I want to skeet skeet *
Potshotlynxlynx: Points are like E-genitals O.o *
moomoomoomoo: once they are in ass/ the pain stops and the pleasure/ is soon to begin *
Jakobsdillusion: pastrypuff. naked/ my wildest dreams have come true/ I ruined my pants *
gwenwilliams: how do you say, made of win and god *
BobDylan: say pot, ur an uncle and i’m an aunt, wanna get a room? *
fastpplz: good thing i wasn’t drunk enough to make out with another dood ;) *
aquasaurious: I dunno, same thing as every day. I come in and say ‘hi’ to fish and then she flirts with puffy and then some trolls say stupid stuff. *
moomoomoomoo: seriously though, i still reckon all the male chars in kongai must fight with constant boners *
Rockefelon: sticks and stones break boners *
Retribute: I want to threesome it. *
moomoomoomoo: yeah i do i pleasure myself with it in the anus *
TheoSoft: haha: we both sucked that time *
Spindle: you can pillage my vi.. *
Potshotlynxlynx: gwen, it’s better to have nightmares about misspelled words in english than in finnish *
BobDylan: wants beatballs*
nutcase07: http://aru.acm.jhu.edu/profile_bacteria.jpg *
Retribute: Damn, Theo, you gots a purdy mouth. *
BobDylan: gawsh i’m more tired than smuzz after alone time with pot *
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GwenWilliams: woo hoo, that’s a ban chicka ban ban for me! *
mousi: moderator please accept this yelp for help im mousi and in my profile it tells stuff about me but i hate not being rude to ppl but they be rude to me and when i mute some 1 cause there being jerks and they get there friends to tell me to unmute me and there really mean and i hate it and i want to be a mod but the mods that i hang around are mean and they bann me for telling my lame jokes so i wish i could be a mod and i like this game lol *
BobDylan: get on your quoting socks and oven mitts because i gotz a good schtick *
Nicnac: we’re like the Galapagos Islands and waterwings is Charles Darwin… quick spont do something tortoiseish *
Benpeck41: first mst and gwen , hell by the time im a mod yaykitties will be a kong employee *
Pleasedonot5: did you see fast naked again? that always makes me sad and depressed *
Pawncakes: ooo a life. You don’t see them too often around here. So, what’s it like? *
FastPplz: then again? i do loov me a good fast skull-lampin from time to time *
TheDartMonkey: Bush is pointless, just like sonny. *
Goshen: Sometimes, when I’m alone, I like to wear fudge lipstick. *
MSTaylor: kisses spont full on the mouth see you babe! *
FastPplz: i love dp *
193smalls(private): I stick my finger in my butt when I masturbate. *
Shinbatsu: my finger stays out of bums *
aquasaurious: first half minute with shallow entry and exits? Wait, are we talking about baking again? *
Kierlyn: Accept Noogie Gracefully Dude! you just completed the Accept Noogie Gracefully achievement in MrSpontaneous Is A Sod and won the Accept Noogie Gracefully badge and 475,000 points! making you better than spont! *
Retribute: I could smother him under my thick, ebony feathers without anyone noticing. *
ForceUk: oh, i is a womenz atm *
AjaxNeron: Now, if THAT didn’t make Spont’s profile, I don’t know what will. :p *
AjaxNeron: Evers, I’m trying to pick my nose. Please shut up. *
Retribute: Sir Smalls finds himself face-to-face with an Ogre, Level 4. He pages through his spellbook, and casts “Analfinger”, causing the Ogre to writhe in laughter*
wilkins: i beat it bobby. *
boyblue: “Ah yea, the screens did go black as jet, and there was a great wailing and a gnashing of teeth..” *
TheoSoft: Congratulations, you have just earned the Spontaneous laziness badge, but it will not show up because we’re too lazy to make it and you get no points because of the same reason. Good luck, slacker! *
Soltris: Mr Spontaneous has a first name its…..S-p-o-n-t-a Mr Spontaneous has a second name its….n-e-o-u-s He loves to play every day and if you ask him why! He’ll sa a a a a a a a a a a y cuz Mr Spontaneous has a way with K-o-n-g-r-e-g-a-t-e *
aquasaurious: Yeah, I had sex once upon a time. Can you believe that? *
bebop8929: got any black friends? they’re good at transporting tvs *
Kierlyn: spont, I hate you. force is now chasing the boy round the flat with pliers *
heartless_wind: gwen u got a husband or bf? *
ForceUk: Mstaylor: love it in the rear *
KnightofRa: KABAN was the sound effect for banning *
pastrypuff: my cousin actually let me get off. *
petesahooligan: Where in the world are you going to find something that can inject hot, soothing loam that deeply into your throat? *
jameslinacre: so im an emo-geek hybrid? thats scary… im gonna cut myself with this limited edtion lightsaber! *
gwenwilliams: Spont: King’s Advisor/Knower of All Things/Resident Brownie *
f15hfac3: i need it bc my laptop is a the one jesus used when he was at school *
f15hfac3: outdoors eh? that’s where the pizza man comes from *
bebop8929: mm, salmon vodka *
AdonaiSoft: haha, I just creampied msn.com *
assramer27: i is i and you is you you **** get your dam english write *
madpraxis: road scholars must really suck baboon ass… *
bebop8929: sorry, I can’t contain my sploosh *
Mstaylor: no, but I hump the maniquins *
boyblue: Thass some ghetto bootay right ‘chere.. *
bebop8929: I love feet, so much I want to skeet skeet *
Potshotlynxlynx: Points are like E-genitals O.o *
moomoomoomoo: once they are in ass/ the pain stops and the pleasure/ is soon to begin *
Jakobsdillusion: pastrypuff. naked/ my wildest dreams have come true/ I ruined my pants *
gwenwilliams: how do you say, made of win and god *
BobDylan: say pot, ur an uncle and i’m an aunt, wanna get a room? *
fastpplz: good thing i wasn’t drunk enough to make out with another dood ;) *
aquasaurious: I dunno, same thing as every day. I come in and say ‘hi’ to fish and then she flirts with puffy and then some trolls say stupid stuff. *
moomoomoomoo: seriously though, i still reckon all the male chars in kongai must fight with constant boners *
Rockefelon: sticks and stones break boners *
Retribute: I want to threesome it. *
moomoomoomoo: yeah i do i pleasure myself with it in the anus *
TheoSoft: haha: we both sucked that time *
Spindle: you can pillage my vi.. *
Potshotlynxlynx: gwen, it’s better to have nightmares about misspelled words in english than in finnish *
BobDylan: wants beatballs*
nutcase07: http://aru.acm.jhu.edu/profile_bacteria.jpg *
Retribute: Damn, Theo, you gots a purdy mouth. *
BobDylan: gawsh i’m more tired than smuzz after alone time with pot *
bowen10000: RUNESCAPEWILLGETINTOEVERYGAMINGSITEEVERYWHEREBECAUSE IT IS LED BY PRESIDENTMADAGASCARANDONCEINFECTEDEVERYWHERE IT WILLDEVELOPSYMPTOMSSUCH AS BROWSERCRASHING*
GwenWilliams: woo hoo, that’s a ban chicka ban ban for me! *
mousi: moderator please accept this yelp for help im mousi and in my profile it tells stuff about me but i hate not being rude to ppl but they be rude to me and when i mute some 1 cause there being jerks and they get there friends to tell me to unmute me and there really mean and i hate it and i want to be a mod but the mods that i hang around are mean and they bann me for telling my lame jokes so i wish i could be a mod and i like this game lol *
BobDylan: get on your quoting socks and oven mitts because i gotz a good schtick *
Nicnac: we’re like the Galapagos Islands and waterwings is Charles Darwin… quick spont do something tortoiseish *
Benpeck41: first mst and gwen , hell by the time im a mod yaykitties will be a kong employee *
Pleasedonot5: did you see fast naked again? that always makes me sad and depressed *
Pawncakes: ooo a life. You don’t see them too often around here. So, what’s it like? *
FastPplz: then again? i do loov me a good fast skull-lampin from time to time *
TheDartMonkey: Bush is pointless, just like sonny. *
Goshen: Sometimes, when I’m alone, I like to wear fudge lipstick. *
MSTaylor: kisses spont full on the mouth see you babe! *
FastPplz: i love dp *
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