inferno76: To this day he yells out “BIRDMAN!” during climax.
bennyrulez: I need to back off the internet.
bennyrulez: I can only bring so much logic into a conversation that involves subtle Republican homosexuality and currency.
inferno76: My computer keeps putting my semabytes into the G drive and not letting me move it out
inferno76: Do you know how to fix?
inferno76: Sometimes large portions of my semabyte files are deleted while in the G drive
inferno76: for no obvious reason.
To inferno76: Well since we’re using two words, I’m going to have to say breast stroke
inferno76: I got a lot of accidental erections because of that word. (reply)
inferno76: Which isn’t recommended at swim practice. (reply)
To inferno76: Oh god
inferno76: Which is when you have the most visible erections, and the most frequent occurence of the phrase “breast stroke” (reply)
inferno76: Why are you so easily confused?
PeaceNinja: Because you are British.
inferno76: I am not.
Sir_Fratley: Yeah, inferno. Stop being so British
inferno76: bloddy ‘ell, fra’ley, i’m no moa bri’ish than god save tha queen n crumpets n wha’not
PeaceNinja: OH HA HA HA.
RainbOwgasm: m8 stop being so british
inferno76: u wot m8
inferno76: i otta spaff ur bloody gob right yonder
PeaceNinja: ur not british.’
Sir_Fratley: innit bruv
inferno76: cripes, me fish n chips in the boot of me car ’ll get cold
Sir_Fratley: XD Oh god.
inferno76: its a gorblimey good thing me teeth are so atrocious i can chew anyting wit me gob smack right quick
kngrgte: professional advice: drink a warm drink to cool you off on a hot day
inferno76: Your next one should be a dubstep remix.
Sir_Fratley: It should, inferno
inferno76: da da da da da da WUBWUBWUBWUWBWUBWWU
inferno76: Can you do that?
Sir_Fratley: Yeah, I should be able to manage that
Ketsy: Have you heard the song?
Johanna_T: Sir_Fratley is the best
RainbOwgasm: fratley for best mod 2012
NIRUXZ: fratley for best mod 2012
DarkRainyKnight: My mouth is full of wieners.
kngrgte: no i jsut tole u i am docter and i work in hosbital
kngrgte: i hate monkeys
kngrgte: i wanna beat up a monkey lol
kngrgte: especially those thieving monkeys in asia
kngrgte: i wanna catch one stealing then bash its head in or something
inferno76: Sometimes I mix together “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and regular butter and I just sit there and cry because I don’t know what to believe in anymore.
Ekabolio: theres a tech help desk at my school but it sucks too
kngrgte: the largest in diameter in history
GeneralZap: STARING CONTEST; ಠ_ಠ
kngrgte: my hand si pasleep ad its pharpxd to type
kngrgte: l,ust my right gBF
kngrgte: i xBDE
kngrgte: u cant fee; [o nky
Aetheraenn: I tried to use it as a dildo once, but that’s not why it’s ruined.
craftsman465: Solar Beam sucks dick.
Aetheraenn: I wish I was Solar Beam.
kngrgte: hear quacking, save lives
moses78: so frat, i’ve decided what i’m doing with the rest of my life.
moses78: i’m going to law school, going to get a $150k a year job for a few years, quit that and join the marines
moses78: go through OCS, get my own company.
moses78: get pegged for SEAL training, go through it, kick its ass
moses78: become delusional with the state of the country, refuse an order to kill an anti-american democratically elected leader
moses78: get tried for treason, and request my death be televised nationally, give a great speech about freedom just before i get shot, but not get shot because i get pardoned at the last second.
Sir_Fratley: Well, that sounds pretty badass
moses78: then seclude from the rest of the world and die from too much sex with hookers 3 years later.
moses78: yeah, i have my life planned out.
DjStreamline: mmmm underage Irish boy photos
Trainman1999: What doesn’t kill ya makes ya stronger :P
Sir_Fratley: Except non-lethal bullet wounds
Sir_Fratley: And tiger attacks
shinaobi: and muscle-destroying injuries
Musicgirl: And a million other things
shinaobi: and brain injuries
shinaobi: in fact
shinaobi: as a general rule
shinaobi: what doesn’t kill you
shinaobi: almost never makes you stronger
Musicgirl: I told that bitch she was crazy
FlyingCat: I cry whenever I eat onions.
Frankenweenie: i cry whenever i eat anything
racefan12: Frat has an album?
racefan12: What is it, 50 minutes of him blowing into his mic?
inferno76: When I was at the hosptal, the doctors were asking script questions like ‘Are you pregnant?’ ‘Are you drunk’ and ‘Have you had sexual activity in the past 24 hours?’ So I said yes to the last one.
inferno76: Then they started giving me high fives.
inferno76: And some hot nurses came in with a keg.
inferno76: Pretty soon things got out of control.
shinaobi: I always invite T-Pain whenever I’m anywhere near a significantly sized body of water
shinaobi: lemme get something here
shinaobi: takes frat’s wallet
Musicgirl: There’s nothing in it but potato chips
shinaobi: But I read on gamefaqs
shinaobi: that frat drops like
shinaobi: a shit ton of gold