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My name is NOT an oxymoron. Here’s the explanation.
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For comparison purposes, let’s say the average human is 10 feet tall (or 5, so you don’t bug me about this) and that would make the average midget 6 feet tall (or 3, exactfags). So let’s say the average giant is 100 feet tall. That would make a giant midget 60 feet tall. Leave me alone now.

Kongregate Quotes
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Gio10: “when i was 3 i ate to many oreos and had a black shit”

GothicEmma: /b/ makes God cry.

shammaye: life has a mean right hook.
Kambushiki: this is the right followed by the left, with an uppercut and a kick in the balls

Brb, emptying waste storage tank.
(long delay)
GrateGuySays: Aaaand done. :)
GrateGuySays: Chatkill +1!
Sixtyfootmidget: Chatkill -1!
Sixtyfootmidget: Restart!
GrateGuySays: :(

Mini_Mizu: A time when Crue doesn’t want to kill minis?
Mini_Mizu: [click]
Cruefan91: Hey now..
Mini_Mizu: Saved.
Cruefan91: Damn.

Mini_Shaded: You’re a unicorn?
Charlotte_Speed: No I’m a traffic warden subject to the “Don’t ask don’t tell policy” while she dreams every night of being a cupcake in a marketplace stall with people shouting at her to “make them sammiches”
Charlotte_Speed: Yes I’m a unicorn.

  • Member Since: May. 25, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 25, 2012
  • Current Points: 5173
  • Comments: 8
  • Forum posts: 4
  • Location: Port Angeles, WA
  • Website: http://www.kongregate.com/
  • Age: 31
  • Sex: God
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"First You Get the Money" (completed)
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Power in the Trunk (completed)
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Unchained Jeopardy (completed)
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Besting Betsonian Island (completed)
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Arcane Academic (completed)
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Freedom ActionShifting (completed)
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Freedom ActionShifting Badge (medium - 15 points)

Taste freeeeeeedom to unlock the super-secret character in SHIFT 3

Acquired May. 19, 2012

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adosa

Aug 23, 2010 4:47pm

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My name is Charity godwin ,i saw your profile today

and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am. (charitygodwin1986@hotmail.com) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to …

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SunnyAlusha

Jul 13, 2009 12:45pm

You are a Specially Trained G-Man

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