Latest Activity: Played Bloons Monkey City (29 minutes ago)
Points needed for next level: 299 Level
You may ask why my avatar is a penguin on a pedestal peering at a picture of a non-pelagic pacific paradise. I dunno. You might as well ask how anyone could misspell ‘Guinea Pig’ so badly. Read on. This totally explains everything.
I once dug half a hole in which I buried the other half. I successfully built (in the field) an elevating device using no more than a cardboard tube, some tin foil and a straight pin. I am the darling of the barmaids; the cat’s meow; the top of the pops; the king of the hill; the leader of the pack. I’m a die-hard fan, an ardent supporter, and a lifelong friend. If I had a motto it would be, “If I Had A Motto It Would Be.” Chickens trust me. Dogs love me. Cats worship me with dead rodent offerings. I have mounted an expedition, an investigation, a horse, and a drawing — not necessarily in that order. I have used a field-built elevating device while in the lowest place on Earth. I am overstated, under-rated, syncopated.
….Or it could be that I’m really just some dude who likes to play games a lot, was bored, and decided to write something silly to pass the time. :P