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About me

Hello my username is slasherx but you can call me "awesomesauce the life destroyer" for short. Anyways you can usualy find me in Feed The Ducks, or Didactic fractals. ----------------------------------------------- I'm currently trying to achieve all the badges on kongregate.Whenever FeedtheDucks is full put ?room_id=35141 at the end of your URL ----------------------------------------------- Hey! Well my friend neb1006 made a website talking about his obsession with Dakota Fanning! Check it out! http://nebspage.jimdo.com/ ----------------------------------------------- "ClaireSable: My friend and my brother are sitting behind me talking about my boobs for like five minutes until I noticed." ----------------------------------------------- "ClaireSable: I was getting ready to put my pajamas on, and my sister bursts out "WHY DO YOU HAVE BETTER TITS THAN ME?!" I just kinda.... looked at her funny and put my pajamas on..." ----------------------------------------------- "ClaireSable: Can I have a woman costume?" ----------------------------------------------- "skyboy: small children look fairly similar until you check in their pants, y'know =\" ----------------------------------------------- "sellyme: Holy cow, my penis is a transformer! I hope it turns into a bike!" ----------------------------------------------- "Blood_BathxX: slasher can i c ur bewbs plz" ----------------------------------------------- "ClaireSable: I would clone myself, and then do naughty things to myself." ----------------------------------------------- "Ducklette: FU CINNAMONPUFF! ;)" ----------------------------------------------- "Blood_BathxX: I swear if I go to shit and you run up my ass..." ----------------------------------------------- "ClaireSable: I made my sister lol so hard when she was hitting me. The first couple of times I said Oww, then I went Ooohhh...." ----------------------------------------------- "ClaireSable: I know how to fap kthnx." ----------------------------------------------- "ClaireSable: My teacher said that with all the binder clicking, the classroom sounded like a cricket orgy." ----------------------------------------------- "Blood_BathxX: i never could do blocks right until 1st grade" ----------------------------------------------- "Blood_BathxX: you know the thinsg where you put the chunks of wood into the holes? Blood_BathxX: that was ****ing impossible" ----------------------------------------------- Blood_BathxX: mirrors are scary. ----------------------------------------------- Blood_BathxX: was awesome up until the part where clowns chased me with chainsaws :(

Member Since: Jun. 25, 2008
Last Login: Nov. 21, 2009
Current Points: 11274
Comments: 128
Location: In The Heart of Hell.... erm...... My Life...

Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Ace Explorer Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete your delicious adventure in Full Moon; Acquired Nov. 07, 2009

: Jar of Sights Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 5 in Blocks With Letters On; Acquired Nov. 06, 2009

: Destruction Derby Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 10 enemy units in Battalion: Ghosts; Acquired Nov. 06, 2009

: Rust in Peace Badge (easy - 5 points); Slay 200 opponents in Medieval Rampage 2; Acquired Nov. 05, 2009

: Guildmaster Badge (medium - 15 points); Reach the guildmaster rank with either the enforcers or the buccaneers in Frontier; Acquired Nov. 05, 2009

: New Frontier Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn 30 achievement xp in Frontier; Acquired Nov. 05, 2009

: Big Business Badge (medium - 15 points); Hire on 4 employees in Frontier; Acquired Nov. 05, 2009

: Professor Dillingham and the Diabolical Box Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete level 40 in Clockwords: Prelude; Acquired Oct. 28, 2009

: Tickle Me Robo Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete your adventure in The Tickler; Acquired Oct. 26, 2009

: Precision Demolition Badge (hard - 30 points); Earn a gold medal on all 50 castles in Crush the Castle Players Pack; Acquired Oct. 25, 2009

: Playing with Bombs Badge (medium - 15 points); Destroy any 30 castles in Crush the Castle Players Pack; Acquired Oct. 25, 2009

: Professional Zombie Masseuse Badge (hard - 30 points); Kill 300 zombies during a single game of zombie mode in The Tickler; Acquired Oct. 23, 2009

: Gemini Badge (hard - 30 points); Unlock the true ending in Time Kufc; Acquired Oct. 23, 2009

: Conjoined Badge (easy - 5 points); Meet Steven by completing level 9 in Time Kufc; Acquired Oct. 22, 2009

: This Is a Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete any 10 puzzles in Take Something Literally; Acquired Oct. 22, 2009

: A Very Important Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete your adventure in Alice is Dead - Ep 1; Acquired Oct. 22, 2009

: Pixel Splitter Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 100 enemies in Pixelvader; Acquired Oct. 22, 2009

: Funds for Guns Badge (medium - 15 points); Rack up $100,000 in cash in Pixelvader; Acquired Oct. 22, 2009

: Managerial Restructuring Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete the bonus boss mode in Pixelvader; Acquired Oct. 22, 2009

: Sesquipedalian Badge (medium - 15 points); Deal 100 damage with a single word in Clockwords: Prelude; Acquired Oct. 21, 2009

: Words Will Never Hurt Me Badge (easy - 5 points); Slay 50 spiders in Clockwords: Prelude; Acquired Oct. 21, 2009

SlasherX's Dragon Age Armory (What's this?)

Sword (1/5): sword 1 earned sword 2 unearned sword 3 unearned sword 4 unearned sword 5 unearned
Gifted By:: sockgzin

Bow (1/5): bow 1 earned bow 2 unearned bow 3 unearned bow 4 unearned bow 5 unearned
Gifted By:: bangbang3

Axe (0/5): axe 1 unearned axe 2 unearned axe 3 unearned axe 4 unearned axe 5 unearned

Mace (1/5): mace 1 earned mace 2 unearned mace 3 unearned mace 4 unearned mace 5 unearned
Gifted By:: midget079

Games by SlasherX

: Typing Tutorial

SlasherX's favorite games

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: My Pet Protector

: Cargo Bridge

: Learn to Fly

: SHIFT 3

: StormWinds 1.5

: Fishing Girl

SlasherX's game contributions

: design: SlasherXiffic in Fantastic Contraption Prius Edition

: level: K for Kongregate! in Fantastic Contraption Prius Edition; Pretty tough I'm sure it's possible I...

: Level: Think outside the... in Pyro II; Think outside the [box]

: Level: Jaw Breaker in Hexiom Connect; This level will make your brain and y...

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SlasherX's cards (91)

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: Valkyrie's Charm

: Andromeda, the Archer

: Deadly Poison

: General's Insignia

: Stoneheel Totem

: Caltrops

: Necronomic Tome

: Rumiko, the Ninja

SlasherX's awards

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: Beginner's Medal

: Halo ODST "T" Ticket

: Halo ODST "S" Ticket

: Halo ODST "D" Ticket

: Halo ODST "O" Ticket

: 9 Ticket

SlasherX's friends

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: Anukuboy

: PolychromePolly

: SlashBotterX

: DoomStat

: Supermegabunny

: killerscorpion

: ShadowOps505

SlasherX's fans

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: snypeyohead

: Substandard

: rhinsmsi

: KanyeWest_

: coolman1232123

: Anukuboy

: laserfist200

Shouts & Whispers

Shouts

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Person	Content
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Jonathan_Boyd008	Nov. 18, 2009 CAN I TOUCH YOUR BOOBS, SLASH?! xDD Lol, i didnt know you HAD any… i hope your either A: Fat B: a Girl C: you dont have boobs or D: All of the above … wait. uh.. that doesnt make since… a fat girl with no boobs… o.O What?! xD lol. have fun.
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
Blappy	Sep. 26, 2009 Do you play Fiesta?
Write your shout here (accepts textile).
Babadingldoo	Sep. 16, 2009 lol where are you? I haven’t seen you post anything in round 6 yet. Are you colorblind too? Well in any case, you got 6 hours to improve, and this time it’s the truth. XD There will also be a bonus round for the red zoners this round, and the top 2 of that will progress.

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SlasherX's comments

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Game	Comments
Asteroids	Oct. 25, 2009 space has friction... It's just that since there's no GRAVITY that it's exetremely miniscule.
Typing Tutorial	Sep. 17, 2009 Woo First!
Midget the Happy Snake Versus the Angry FtD Regulars	Aug. 21, 2009 Damn blood. Lying to me. Oh well. Snake is awesome and it always is.

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