Smackaine's profile

About me

Hi. I'm Caleb. I'm white, although my av is black and I often claim it to be a self-portrait. Luckily, unlike most people who claim 'I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS ITS OK', I actually have black friends, it's ok. I'm 18. Next time someone bothers to read this I'll be at university on the south coast of the UK. Right by the shitty shingly beach. I like to think I'm a pretty nice guy. Intelligent and eloquent enough to venture into SD once in a while, I guess I'm not so up my own arse as to stay there constantly. But lowbrow and fun enough to stay mostly in OT where the coolkidz are yo. If you like me, let it show. Add me on facebook. www.facebook.com/smackaine. Please include a message with your username if you do so. KTHX, Love you all (Especially you AZ), have a damn nice day.

Member Since: Aug. 26, 2008
Last Login: Nov. 14, 2009
Current Points: 8599
Comments: 5
Location: UK

Age: 18
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements

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: Fun and Profit Badge (easy - 5 points); Earn $1,000 from a single launch in Toss the Turtle; Acquired Sep. 21, 2009

: Help From My Little Friends Badge (medium - 15 points); Hit 5 friendly little helpers during a single launch in Toss the Turtle; Acquired Sep. 21, 2009

: Casual Killing Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 50 kills on "casual" or "quickplay" mode in Thing-Thing Arena 3; Acquired Sep. 19, 2009

: "Now What?" Badge (medium - 15 points); Upgrade everything you can, including the final mystery upgrade in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Sep. 05, 2009

: Ride the Lightning Badge (medium - 15 points); Fully upgrade all 12 components of your ship in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Sep. 05, 2009

: "Oh, Right, the Game" Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 20 in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Sep. 05, 2009

: "0/5 needs badges" Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock the achievement system in UPGRADE COMPLETE!; Acquired Sep. 05, 2009

: Howler Prowler Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete your rescue mission in Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller); Acquired Sep. 05, 2009

: Hop, Skip and a Jump Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 10 on "adventure" mode in Run; Acquired Sep. 01, 2009

: Pimp My Bike Badge (medium - 15 points); Obtain 35 upgrades and unlock 5 horns in CycloManiacs; Acquired Sep. 01, 2009

: Downhill Domination Badge (hard - 30 points); Unlock all 70 achievements in CycloManiacs; Acquired Sep. 01, 2009

: FIRST! Badge (medium - 15 points); Finish a race in first place in CycloManiacs; Acquired Aug. 22, 2009

: "Let's Get This Party Started!" Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock a second rider in CycloManiacs; Acquired Aug. 22, 2009

: Nitroglycerin Nurturer Badge (medium - 15 points); Blast through all 20 levels in Demolition City; Acquired Aug. 13, 2009

: "Do This While Driving!" Badge (hard - 30 points); Score 100 points in Multitask; Acquired Aug. 13, 2009

: Taste of Ritalin Badge (easy - 5 points); Score 40 points in Multitask; Acquired Aug. 13, 2009

: Data Entry Intern Badge (easy - 5 points); We all had to start somewhere. Complete 5 levels in Excit; Acquired Jul. 31, 2009

: Закончено Badge (hard - 30 points); Finish everything in Red Remover; Acquired Jul. 31, 2009

: Par for the Course Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock "par" mode by completing level 30 in Red Remover; Acquired Jul. 31, 2009

: Gravitational Innocence Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete the first 10 levels in Red Remover; Acquired Jul. 31, 2009

: A Bridge Too Far Badge (hard - 30 points); Construct a bridge across a 40-meter gap in challenge mode in Cargo Bridge; Acquired Jun. 12, 2009

Smackaine's Dragon Age Armory (What's this?)

Sword (0/5): sword 1 unearned sword 2 unearned sword 3 unearned sword 4 unearned sword 5 unearned

Bow (0/5): bow 1 unearned bow 2 unearned bow 3 unearned bow 4 unearned bow 5 unearned

Axe (0/5): axe 1 unearned axe 2 unearned axe 3 unearned axe 4 unearned axe 5 unearned

Mace (0/5): mace 1 unearned mace 2 unearned mace 3 unearned mace 4 unearned mace 5 unearned

Smackaine's favorite games

: Mushroom Revolution

Smackaine's cards (26)

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: Necronomic Tome

: Anex, the Warrior Princess

: Gem of Souls

: Cornelius Constantine, the Suave

: Herbal Remedy

: Ashi, the Axe Battler

: Phylactery

: Scroll of Inner Focus

Smackaine's awards

: Halo ODST "D" Ticket

Smackaine's friends

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: AbusedZebra

: Lordtatertots

: JaumeBG

: FamousLie

: NapalmCocktail

: EvilTaco94

: evilgenius100

Smackaine's fans

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: check99

: Dkripl700

: Lordtatertots

: AbusedZebra

: Vanguarde2

: onlineidiot1994

: NapalmCocktail

Shouts & Whispers

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Person	Content
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onlineidiot1994	Oct. 30, 2009 I must say, I agree with AZ on this matter.
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AbusedZebra	Oct. 29, 2009 You need to come on again. You were pretty cool.
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JaumeBG	Sep. 11, 2009 Read whispers. — And do you agree?

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Smackaine's comments

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Game	Comments
GeoSketch	Sep. 08, 2009 200 1 1
Master Of The Obvious	Mar. 07, 2009 Clearly the best game on Kong. Blew me away. ^^
Pandemic 2	Feb. 18, 2009 It's being mean to me! Finished the hard badge twice now and it still won't give it to me :(

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