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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Impossible Badges, (really aren't impossible). I have achieved eleven at this very moment in time. They are - "Rhythm Prodigy" from Streamline, "Band-Aid Fetish" from everyone's worst enemy, Meatboy, "Black Hole Escape Artist" while searching in Fold, "Pyromanic" in Pyro, "Lord of War" from the gladiators in Warlords: Heroes, "Immaculate Desk" under all the crap on my desk in Desktop Tower Defense 1.5, "Necromoniconquer" from The Necromonicon, "President Madagascar Assassin" from the virus called Pandemic 2, "No One Could Hear You Scream" while mining in TSG: Missions, "Hall of Fame" behind the Razor Queen in Amorphous+ and my latest one, "Hardest of the Core" from Monsters' Den. Yeah, I'm hardcore bruv. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Goals: Earn every easy, medium and hard badge on Kongregate, pwn completely at whatever Impossible I decide to go for next and my last goal is too think of some witty last goal. Maybe next time, eh? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Member Since: Nov. 09, 2008
Last Login: Nov. 22, 2009
Current Points: 8180
Comments: 324
Location: Kongregate.com aka Smelly Bedroom

Age: 15
Sex: Just make it quick, or you won't leave me alone!

Latest Achievements

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: Master Paddler Badge (medium - 15 points); Achieve at least 90% accuracy during any game in Pwong 2; Acquired Sep. 24, 2009

: Table Menace Badge (hard - 30 points); Earn all 12 in-game achievements in Pwong 2; Acquired Sep. 24, 2009

: Pwong Strong Badge (easy - 5 points); Win a game in Pwong 2; Acquired Sep. 24, 2009

: Hardest of Core Badge (impossible - 60 points); Reach level 50 on "hardcore" mode in Monsters' Den; Acquired Sep. 06, 2009

: Dungeon Curmudgeon Badge (hard - 30 points); Load up "hardcore" mode and score 20,000 points in Monsters' Den; Acquired Sep. 06, 2009

: Sprint Elephant Sprint Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete your adventure in 220 seconds or fewer in This is the Only Level; Acquired Sep. 02, 2009

: Not the Only Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 30 stages in This is the Only Level; Acquired Sep. 02, 2009

: Greatest of the Greatest Generation Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 8 American campaign missions on the "hardened" difficulty setting in Warfare 1944; Acquired Sep. 02, 2009

: Home by Christmas Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete all 8 American campaign missions in Warfare 1944; Acquired Sep. 02, 2009

: Mortar Kombat Badge (easy - 5 points); Deploy 3 mortar teams in Warfare 1944; Acquired Sep. 02, 2009

: Killin' Nazi Business Badge (easy - 5 points); Collect 100 Nazi scalps in Warfare 1944; Acquired Sep. 02, 2009

: Infinite and Beyond Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete a level with at least 90 difficulty in "infinite" mode in Run; Acquired Aug. 29, 2009

: "I Ran So Far Away" Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 50 levels in adventure mode in Run; Acquired Aug. 29, 2009

: Hop, Skip and a Jump Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete level 10 on "adventure" mode in Run; Acquired Aug. 29, 2009

: Exterminator Badge (hard - 30 points); Clear out a big nest in Amorphous+; Acquired Aug. 25, 2009

: Hall of Fame Badge (impossible - 60 points); Unlock all 110 awards in Amorphous+; Acquired Aug. 25, 2009

: Gated Community Badge (medium - 15 points); Unlock the first 2 community-made bonus levels in Pyro II; Acquired Aug. 21, 2009

: Set This World Ablaze Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete all 50 levels in Pyro II; Acquired Aug. 21, 2009

: Power to the People Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete a user-generated level using Kongregate's level-sharing system in Pyro II; Acquired Aug. 21, 2009

: "Some Things Never Change" Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete your adventure with a positive score in Little Red Riding Hood; Acquired Aug. 15, 2009

: Where No Golfer Has Gone Before Badge (easy - 5 points); Unlock 10 courses in Gravitee 2; Acquired Aug. 15, 2009

Smegger's Dragon Age Armory (What's this?)

Sword (1/5): sword 1 earned sword 2 unearned sword 3 unearned sword 4 unearned sword 5 unearned
Gifted By:: crosscriss13

Bow (0/5): bow 1 unearned bow 2 unearned bow 3 unearned bow 4 unearned bow 5 unearned

Axe (0/5): axe 1 unearned axe 2 unearned axe 3 unearned axe 4 unearned axe 5 unearned

Mace (0/5): mace 1 unearned mace 2 unearned mace 3 unearned mace 4 unearned mace 5 unearned

Smegger's favorite games

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: Zombie Tower Defense 4

: CycloManiacs

: The Space Game: Missions

: Pyro II Level Editor

: Starland Multiplayer TD

: 1 Will Survive

Smegger's cards (52)

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: Necronomic Tome

: Rumiko, the Ninja

: Vanessa Voss, the Daywalker

: Sharpening Stone

: Anex, the Warrior Princess

: Yellow Rock of Cowards

: Sacred Candle

: Quickening Powder

Smegger's awards

: Bigs 2 Ticket

: Henry Hatsworth

: Left 4 Dead

Smegger's friends

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: SuperSaddler

: Crump12

: dazzer

: chip256

: Nabb

: Jokim

: lmank

Smegger's fans

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: Alex_Hedgehog

: Crump12

: Sexy_Trini

: Jokim

: Rushy

: lmank

: peugeotgti

Shouts & Whispers

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GRSync	Sep. 24, 2009 16:) Btw, where areyou dude? Missing chatting to you!
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GRSync	Sep. 20, 2009 15 ^_
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willdesuppie	Sep. 11, 2009 warfare 1944 badged! woot Woot xD

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Smegger's comments

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Game	Comments
Run	Aug. 26, 2009 THIS IS GETTING BADGED NEXT!
Paper War	Aug. 26, 2009 its okay, but it's pretty repetitive.
Amorphous+	Aug. 25, 2009 Congratulations! You just won the Hall of Fame Badge and 60 points! Woot Pies. Now, for people who don't believe me because I don't have the hard badge, it's broken. Look...http://img41.imageshack.us/i/wootf.png/][IMG]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8549/wootf.th.png

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