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♫ Smile though your heart is aching;
Smile even if it’s breaking ♫

“When you’re down, count on me”
“Just smile, it doesn’t hurt”
“Melt into the bliss of life”
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Ohai this is my profile

Just a gamer who tends to lurk around quietly.
Suppose I’m in Cafe Kong, Feed the Ducks or Chill Lounge.

If you ever want to be exported from your country to make 1000$ a day, ask the crazy and ludicrous evilassassin

Every profile needs something to liven it up, well here’s some puns:

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said ‘Keep off the Grass’.

P!ATD – The Ballad of Mona Lisa