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    Apr. 11, 2009

The_Couch is PERMA-BANNED! We are victorious!


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“Maybe one day they will legalize weed in the Year 2G’s the planet could be deceased. We plead to the fleece while we’re begging on our knees in our hometown Cali with bears and green trees. Birds and the bees, hot sand on the beach. Shells in the sea and I’m living in peace like a dog on a leash hooked up with no key. I got smoke undercover, motherfuck the police!” – Kottonmouth Kings


What the fu­­­ck did you just f­uc­king say about me, you little bit­ch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f­­u­­ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu­c­­king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fu­c­­ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fu­c­king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f­u­c­king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fuc­­­king dead, kiddo.




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