Speighticus

“Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back, get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gunna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gunna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that burns your house down!”