Spongedouche

-I dislike people who can’t speak decent English.
-I dislike people who think themselves to be smart when they’re obviously stupid.
-I dislike people who don’t understand my jokes.
-I dislike People calling me a douche because thats my name
-I will most likely dislike you for a number of reasons not even listed here.
-You will definitely dislike me until you’ll get to know me, when you do though, you’ll hate me and wish me dead.
-I spend my free time promoting love, peace and understanding.