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Spyder

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Since Jan. 21, 2013

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    Feb. 29, 2008

Alvatree: Alright Spyder, you’re obviously too bad-ass for me, I’ll be on my way ;) You’ve gained 5 Epeen points!

Please feel free to contribute to my e-peen points.

These days there’s dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can’t grip a tacklebox

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It’s hip now to be feminized
I don’t highlight my hair
I’ve still got a pair
Yeah honey, I’m still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain’t plucked
There’s a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I’m still a guy

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