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About me

I enjoy NASCAR and shooting things.
I also enjoy drinking beer and sitting on couches.
I have an old truck and fly a rebel flag.
I listen to country music.

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These days there’s dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can’t grip a tacklebox

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It’s hip now to be feminized
I don’t highlight my hair
I’ve still got a pair
Yeah honey, I’m still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain’t plucked
There’s a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I’m still a guy

  • Member Since: Feb. 29, 2008
  • Last Login: May. 28, 2012
  • Current Points: 7104
  • Comments: 4
  • Forum posts: 469
  • Location: U.S.o.F.A. (In other words, 'Merica!)
  • Age: 22
  • Sex: Male
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Frosty's Fall (completed)
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Can't Outsmart Bullet (completed)
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Purveyor of Proteins (completed)
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Empire State Predator (completed)
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In-Field Flying (completed)
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Making It Rain (completed)
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Pearls of Wisdom (completed)
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Ice to Know Ya (completed)
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Neon Asphalt (completed)
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Age of Victory (completed)
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Field of Strife (completed)
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The Enterprising Dead (completed)
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Night of the Frozen Dead (completed)
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Cake for Coins (completed)
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25,000 Calorie Diet (completed)
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Tailspin (completed)
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The Girl with the Dragon Snafu (completed)
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Beads for Speed (completed)
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Blood-Splattered Blade (completed)
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Carbon Offset Funding (completed)
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Proto-Pollock (completed)
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Frosty's Fall (completed)
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Frosty's Fall Badge (easy - 5 points)

Destroy the snowman in Learn to Fly 2

Acquired Mar. 31, 2012

Spyder's awards

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Your First Medal
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Mardi Gras 2012
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Walk Like A Pirate Quest
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Physics Pack
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Halo ODST "S" Ticket

Spyder's mobile badges

Rock the Stanza (completed)
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Lighting the Way (completed)
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Six-Sided Student (completed)
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Blue Velvet (completed)
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Champion of the Racing Dialectic (completed)
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The Most Equal of All Racers (completed)
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Spyder's shouts

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asd123

May 18, 2012 10:25am

long live the stars and bars

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Spyder May 18, 2012 10:22pm

Absolutely!

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asd123 May 19, 2012 4:23pm

me and my redneck friends fly the good ol stars and bars all the time

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burnfireblaze

May 6, 2012 8:51pm

will you add me as a friend

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Spyder May 6, 2012 8:54pm

I have to apologize, I only add people that I’ve conversed with beforehand. Perhaps you’ll be in Chat 1 in the future?

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burnfireblaze May 8, 2012 6:17pm

i am in that chat room almost all the time

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pizzoff

Apr 25, 2012 4:07pm

At last i did find a mod who would lock ur stupid fomor thread. Took quite a bunch of flags.

Suck on it

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Spyder Apr 25, 2012 9:57pm

I’m fine with that. It lasted longer than I ever expected.

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applehead3

Apr 10, 2012 5:34pm

Spyder, Zys is disbanding PP. Can you help me remake it. Zys will let us but I can’t do it myself.

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Spyder Apr 10, 2012 6:31pm

I joined loas haha, nor have I been in PP for a very long time :/

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applehead3 Apr 11, 2012 7:53am

Oh, never-mind.

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