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ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღღ I’m Stal ღღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ

Profile from 7/10/10

Balls. I’m Stal.
I try to be friendly to everyone. Greetings and salutations mean a lot to me. I used to be a mega-bitch. If I was ever rude to you, my sincerest apologies.

I can get along with most anyone who has a brainhole and chooses to use it. I hate spammers and fucktards. If all you have to contribute to chat is “hi” and “lol”, you should either get the fuck off or shut the fuck up.

I am very introspective. I stay up in my brainhole, and if the mood hits me, I’ll write about it. Apathy is lame. Empathy is good.

I love rap. I listen to it all day, every day for about 15 years now. I also like some 90’s alternative. Tool and Tenacious D fucking rock. Ample Mammal and Bassnectar are my fave techno.

I’m a cool person with a lot of life experience and understanding of people. If you ever want to talk, just holla.

Peace~Love~Happiness ♥Stal

Check out my website for some of my writing if you’d like. I’m trying to make you a better person :p Also…Balls.

Location: ♥ Feet on the ground, Head in the clouds ♥

Profile from 8/9/10

Let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as friendly as possible, rather than hostile.
Bottom line: Don’t be a dick to friends. Save that for the fucktards who deserve it.

I’m Stal :) I try to be friendly to everyone.
There are days and nights, however, where I am total douche to newfags and people I don’t like. If you feel I’ve been unrightfully bitchy to you, by all means, let me know, and we work to reach a mutual understanding as to why I think you suck balls.

The things I love with all my heart: my fam, my friends, gaming, rap music, smoking, whiskey, Coke, Altoids, shopping, driving with no destination, and writing.

I’m pretty chill most of the time. If you ever want to talk, just holler at me :)

I do not cyber. Just a heads up for all the pervs. If you pm me some dirty talkin’ bullshit, I will put you on blast in open chat for being the fucktard you are.

Keep your head level and heart full :)
Peace~Love~Happiness ♥Stal

Location: ♥ Feet on the ground, Head in the clouds ♥

Profile from 3/30/11

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Hey, I’m Stal Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

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•Unless there are newly badged games, I stay on Idle Sky II.
•I hang in Barrens Chat.

20 Interesting Facts About Me
1. I am 12.
2. I am INFP.
3. I am pro-life.
4. I’d do your mom.
5. I over-analyze everything.
6. I used to cross stitch… a lot.
7. I can’t function without music.
8. I have never spanked my children.
9. I will quit Kong forever when I reach level 65.
10. I like to smoke, drink, and curse like a sailor.
11. I’m rarely apathetic. I either love or hate you.
12. I have done a lot of things I told myself I would never do.
13. I am stubborn and I hate for people to tell me what to do.
14. I admit, I do not appreciate things that come easily to me.
15. I moved out of my parents house before I graduated high school.
16. I like helping. If I can help you, I will. If I can’t, I really do feel bad.
17. I tried out for my college cheer leading squad and did not make the team.
18. I have uveitis in my right eye and will mos def go blind in that eye one day.
19. I’d piss on myself because I didn’t want to pause my game when I was little.
20. I had a heart shaped mole on my arm. It turned out to be cancer. Now I have a circle shaped scar.
21. I added an extra one just because it was supposed to be 20 Interesting Facts About Me…but I’m a rule breaker.

ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ Thanks for being a creeper ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ

Location: Deep inside your mother, she’s a wonderful woman.

Profile from 9/10/11

ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ Hi, I’m Stal ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ
•I stay on Idle Sky II.
•I stay in the shithole that is Barrens Chat.

Things I Like
• Motherfucking Altoids
• menthol cigars
• Canadian Mist
• Your mom
• funny pics
• vidya
• Coke
• /ck/
• dub
• rap

Kong Stats
• Edited: 8/25/11
• All Badges: 1586/1603
• Badge Points: 27,390
• Total points: 38,530
Reached level 65 on 7/11/11

On fans and friends: “BUT Staaaal, we’ve been friends like, forever, whyyyy won’t you add me?” I like most everyone I meet and appreciate it when people fan me, but I only add my very best friends whom I speak with daily. Please don’t take it personally. One day, I’ll get social and add all my fans. :)

Location: ur face

Profile from 10/11/11

ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ I’m Stal ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ
Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.

Make sure you enter Kong’s Halloween Design Contest! Everyone who enters gets an award on their profile just for participating. :D
How to level up like a boss
•Derp, get badges.
•Rate 50 games a day.
•Rate 10 art, sound collabs, or user levels per week.
Check out your stats by going to Badge Master.
My stats Edited 8/8/11
»Easy Badges: 99% – 486/490
»Medium Badges: 98% – 685/695
»Hard Badges: 96% – 436/450
»Impossible Badges: 100% – 42/42
»All Badges: 98% – 1649/1677
Level 65 achieved on 7/11/11.

Some of my favorite games here on Kong are Idle Sky II (in which I hold the 2nd highest all time score), Cursed Treasure, and Monster Slayers. Other than those, I like match three and art games. My opinion on console gaming, SNES>everything else. I do xbawks sometimes, Blue Dragon and Dark Cloud 2 are my fave games on there, but I usually just play the indie games.
Fans and friends
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? ~Abe Lincoln
I like making/having acquaintances, but for the most part, I’m a huge bitch who dislikes everyone. I’m not sure why people fan me. I’m appreciative of those that do, but don’t expect me to add you back. I won’t. :cue mad: If you make it onto my friends list, that means I luff/hate/stalk yew. If we stop talking on a regular basis, I’ll remove your ass.
•I stay in the shithole that is Barrens Chat even tho I have a love/hate relationship with most of the assholes there.
I love, love, love music and have it playing, usually, at all times. I’m a huge rap fan, since before most of it was c-rap, although I like new jams just as much as older shit. I also listen to dub, not regular dub tho, I like ambient/chillstep. I will, on occasion, listen to old alternative stuff from the 90’s, but it makes me nostalgia so hard that I avoid it unless I’m in the mood.

Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth – look at the dying man’s struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment. ~Søren Kierkegaard

I do troll quite a bit and disregard others feelings because not a single fuck is being given…but in all actuality, I’m a very emotional person. I have hella mood swings and often go from stoked, to being super sad in a matter of minutes. I try to be good to people, but fail often because of my own selfishness. If I honestly hurt your feelings, just let me know and I’m sure I can make you see that either:
a.) I was only joking
b.) you deserved it
c.) I hate your face and hope I’ve made you cut yourself.

Location: ur face

Profile from 11/1/12

ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღღ I’m Stal ღღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ
✿•*¨`•.•¨`•✿ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ✿•¨`•.•¨`*•✿

Level 32 human.
I love music, gaming, art, cars, and lovely (on the inside) people.

My customary chat style runs a fine line between malign and asinine, leaning more towards juvenile and unsophisticated conversations regarding anuses and women of ill repute.

I am brash and sassy, nevertheless at the core, a deeply benevolent person. I bother to be sympathetic, understanding, and warmhearted towards people in need and the ones I love.

I don’t add many people to my friends list. I’d happily add more folks if Kong had an acquaintance list, but they don’t, so I won’t, but I would if I could.

Favorite game: Just Killing, on which I hold the high score.
Second place, respectively, goes to Idle Sky II.
I named the Fish and Ships hard badge for Moby Dick 2.
Secretary of Affairs for the Official 65 Inch Kong Dong group.

Stalcloud: I don’t judge others. That’s what makes me better than all of you.

Location: AAA

Profile from 2/12/13

ღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღღ I’m Stal ღღஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐღ

I try to be friendly to everyone. loljk
I wear dimes in my penny loafers. I go hard, don’t fuck with me.

I feel really comfortable around immature assholes, shitheads, social degenerates, people with personality disorders, drunkards, and other self-absorbed types, because at any given time, I fit the description of at least three of those.

Fun facts about me!
I like interesting things that you’d be interested in.
I am extroverted, pretty much an open book.
I like most people and I treat everyone well.
I am honest all the time in all situations.
I live a holistic and healthy lifestyle.
Everything above this is a lie.

Quotes to live by!
I drive fast, wind in my hair
I push it the limits cuz I just don’t care.

There is no gold at the end of the rainbow – only a bucket of shit and piss.

I am going to have fun, and I am going to do what I want, even if I have to be miserable doing it.

Snitches get stitches.

Holy Shit Games!
Fave old game: Just Killing
I hold the high score. A lot of people think I hacked my score – I did not.

Second place, respectively, goes to Idle Sky II
I quit the game in 2nd place so I didn’t pass the devs dads score.

I named the Fish and Ships hard badge for Moby Dick 2
Thanks a lot, greg, you piece of shit.

Goddamn It’s The Quote Section!
ROBOTHACK3R: Stal ♥’s robo.
Stalcloud: Indeed I do.

Kitezer: adopt me plz (reply)

NOOBY93: It was meant to be disgusting, but you’re Stalcloud, everything disgusting is sexy to you. ._.

keylimepie: stalcloud is a lonely hag

Sten123: Hackin’ your way to level 65 since 2009. :P

Zshadow’s reply when I asked him if I could link this.
Zshadow: Haha! Though crude, it’s fine I believe.
(I have never been reprimanded, or received a warning, for any of my pics).

Tafkam: Don’t let anyone tell you who or what you can or can’t make love to.
Stalcloud: That may be the best advice ever.

justagirl7114: about 25 percent of kids and teenagers comit suiside because of bulies
Stalcloud: I think your facts are lies but you do spell well.

Takumashii: Please take the swear words out of your profile, and refrain from filter-avoiding in your shouts. Thanks.
Stalcloud: Eat shit.

In the beginning, God created Stalcloud.
And then the great whore corrupted the earth with her fornication. -Revelation 19:2
The End.

List of hilarious usernames I’ve had banned!

Secretary of Affairs for the Official 65 Inch Kong Dong group.
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My fave pic on the internet.
My fave gif on the internet.
My fave titty pic on the internet.

Location: Refried

Profile from 8/8/14

I am Stal. Older, wiser, and better than ever.
Many moons have come and gone since I joined Kong.
Countless hours spent gaming and chatting, friends once cherished long forgotten, so many lulz laughed and tears shed.
I am at a good place in my life.
My family is well.
I no longer drink.
I’m p much a big baller.
I bought a beautiful new home.
I’m still addicted to Altoids, I smoke a pack a day, I listen to African blues.
I wish good things for everyone and try to send good vibes out into the world – hoping they come back to me.

A visual representation of AAA.


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