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Level 100 Bicycle Fairy

“I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.”
-Unknown
Steelpope
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Steelance: No.
Steelance: You.
LukeMann: Are.
Steelance: A
LukeMann: Purple
Steelance: Hippo
LukeMann: That
Steelance: Loses
LukeMann: Yourself
Steelance: In
LukeMann: The
Steelance: Small
LukeMann: Portable
Steelance: Bomb
LukeMann: Which
Steelance: Is
LukeMann: Under
Steelance: Your
LukeMann: Eyelashes
Steelance: C-c-c-c-c—c-c-combo BREAKER

Mesiah: life is a fatal illness. we all die in the end

Areswilder: * stretches * I just wonder what truly does exist past our… I don’t know, level of existence.
Steelance: Mudkips.
Areswilder: Hell.
Areswilder: Yes.
Areswilder: We are all underevolved Pokemon.
Areswilder: And when we finally realize our true selves, we become Mudkips.
StylesClash: I AM CHARIZARD
Areswilder: THE WORLD MAKES SENSE NOW!

FiniteParadox:“Silly Finite, Pr0n is for Perverts.”

KuroiMatoBRS: So 3 guys walk into a bar.
KuroiMatoBRS: The first one says, “Give me a whiskey.”
KuroiMatoBRS:The second one says, “I’ll have vodka.”
KuroiMatoBRS: And the third one says, “THE GAME.”

GenericHayley: Steelance, you have herpes. >=O
FiniteParadox: He has Derpes.

ChaosJon: I go from happehfaic
ChaosJon: to
ChaosJon:Imgonnacutoutyourtesticleswithaspoonfaic

FiniteParadox: “People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.”

“Steelance:So I reached into my pocket and pulled out…

KuroiMatoBRS: How many hipsters does it take a screw in a lightbulb?
KuroiMatoBRS: You probably haven’t
heard of it.

NinjaDuckie: “Error: Please shovel more coal into Player 2’s controller”

sirkingofold: well I’ve done a lot of whoring these past couple days

FlandreScarlet: us guys care about our member length
FlandreScarlet: and like it to be bigger than others
natzor: well mine’s pretty.
natzor: impressive.

DragonChick5: my oral final was today, it sucked

Serenity_Levi: …Yes, this is the only room I’ve ever seen go from talking about planting locusts in a man’s penis, to the mechanics and intricacies of cub-atomic quark preservation via magnetic field.

Serenity_Levi: I’d love to transfer my data into your folder via my pen drive. Taking too long? Don’t worry, I have cache.

Steelance: Wolfy can give me a blowjob?
Wolfy222000: Me?
Wolfy222000: Np
Wolfy222000: No!
Wolfy222000: NOT NP!

FlandreScarlet: HNNNNG STICKY KEYS
FlandreScarlet: I SHOULDNT FAP SO MUCH

FlandreScarlet: but Steel
FlandreScarlet: I wanna stroke mine
FlandreScarlet: iin public

FlandreScarlet: Yes I scream out my loads
FlandreScarlet: buckets aren’t enough

XytanWatinree: “I don’t watch porn often, but when I do, I watch it on my iPod”

Noobiegoboom: Also
Noobiegoboom: two-handed weapons suck ass
Noobiegoboom: Their attack rate is that of a snail on reverse-crack

Kanade_Tachibana: Steel don’t resist.
GeluPatchouli: Steel doesn’t resist.
GeluPatchouli: It conducts.

Idleisaac: Kuroi doesn’t fap. He just “quietly observes”

MisterQwerty: steel
MisterQwerty: I was just reading your profile
MisterQwerty: but scrolled down
MisterQwerty: so I read
MisterQwerty: FlandreScarlet: Yes I scream out my loads but when I do, I watch it on my iPod”

Morkimsulriath: SUCK MY TRIFORCE

Morkimsulriath: ▲

MidnightPhoenix: ▲ ▲

Morkimsulriath: ▲ ▲

MidnightPhoenix: ▲

GeluPatchouli: Following new legislation in Aether of Earth, bizarre-looking creatures called ‘Vulturedogs’ dominate wildlife preserves.

GeluPatchouli: That’s right.

GeluPatchouli: They’ll circle you until you die.

GeluPatchouli: Then they’ll fly down and hump your leg.

trp003: I squeeze the pudding out of you with a giant claw

trp003: sweet sweet delicous pudding

NinjaDuckie: that sounds like a really creepy fetish

OhSoGeneric: i used to be a fetus
OhSoGeneric: but then i took a coathanger to the knee
ImPuLsIvE: you love me too much
jimwormmaster: that’s so wrong, OSG :/
OhSoGeneric: know what else is wrong?
OhSoGeneric: 2+2=5

Kanade_Tachibana: so hard
Kanade_Tachibana: so long
Kanade_Tachibana: so big
vyor: talking about me lol
Xerati: so full
Xerati: Hai box
Steelance: Kanade’s imaginary penis
Steelance: So long
Steelance: so hard
Steelance: so big
Steelance: Kanade’s imaginary penis.
Renkeira: he raeg quit?

Your day could get worse.

XytanWatinree: A drunk fifty-something lady managed to come into the store, piss off every people in there by swearing pretty much in their kids’ faces, call my manager a slut who got knocked up in the mall, call my friend a bitch, flip off the co, and call
XytanWatinree: everyone uneducated.
XytanWatinree: only took about 25 minutes too
XytanWatinree: is that like, an accomplishment for drunkards?
XytanWatinree: And why does my blanket smell like cat piss wtf

thegreat778: Arent jews allergic to bacon?

“warning don’t eat chat” -Mostly Harmless

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seolYuhGVvY

sirkingofold: i want to make a mold of my penis

Kanade_Tachibana: lolloolol
Kanade_Tachibana: what kind of drugs?
Kanade_Tachibana: steel powder?
Steelance: Yes
Steelance: Steel powder
Pteranod: If I were a super-villian, I’d have Steal Power!

Maeth: Okay.
Maeth: Effing Balloon Juice!
Maeth: I go all the way through this effing dungeon again for effing balloon juice?!?!
Osric: those balloons don’t juice themselves
Maeth: …..

Drdray77: Blahblahblah GUYS STEEL HAS UNIVERSEPENIS

Drdray77: Why am I the only one getting blown!?

IrradiantX: Steel, I knew that was coming.

NinjaDuckie: Oh god she looks like a female michael jackson
Mostly_Harmless: sure i do :)