Storageheater's Comments

Game Comments
Play pompom world pompom world Apr. 10, 2012
It's quite a lot like Realm of the Mad God, up to a point.
Play Bear Spa Bear Spa Mar. 31, 2012
I found it strangely hard to rub my stones on the bears.
Play Fantasy girls Fantasy girls Mar. 30, 2012
It's mostly just numbers drawn on scenery, innit? Far too often they're obscure even with the hint - each level is basically 'find all the numbers with curves in them instantly, then wait for the hint timer to show you where the numbers 1 and 7 are.'
Play Pixel 2 Pixel 2 Feb. 29, 2012
Was neither bad or brilliant, but the way it switches all the sound back on at the end made me properly dislike it.
Play Tear HerClothes 4 Tear HerClothes 4 Feb. 22, 2012
oh god the music made me so happy. I could listen to this all day.
Play Is she worth the cheese? Is she worth the cheese? Feb. 08, 2012
Really surprised at how much fun this was - the controls and mouse response seem just right. I really enjoy how cheap the incidental sound effects/music are, it's like an Atari game from the 90s. The third level is suddenly much too hard though, especially in a game with 3 lives and no continues - perhaps a powerup to distract cats for a second would help. Also, a mute option would be good :D
Play Fluff and Fold Fluff and Fold Jan. 10, 2012
It's so brutally dull I'm actually on the verge of tears. Congratulations!
Play William and Sly 2 William and Sly 2 Jan. 04, 2012
The journal in William And Sly seems to be about a quite interesting game. I feel a bit cheated, because all I got was a fox collecting mushrooms. But it did look lovely.
Play Speedy Pig | An Impossible Rush Speedy Pig | An Impossible Rush Dec. 21, 2011
Also the fact that the game often ends within a second of starting means that the soundtrack just goes 'Paaaarp, parp.' (restart.) 'Paaaarp, parp.' (restart.)
Play Speedy Pig | An Impossible Rush Speedy Pig | An Impossible Rush Dec. 21, 2011
the fact that the cacti are about 1 pixel smaller than the pig's jump makes me want to cry. I must have hit the first one about fifty times.
Developer response from mrsponkie

ahahahah don't worry guy. I called the game "TE IMPOSSIBLE RUSH" due to the fact that the game is made to make you cry!!! :))) Try to learn from your mistakes and you will be proud when you finally finish the game. Take a look at this videotutorial ----> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJNoVhagQU&feature=player_embedded
Play Long Way Long Way Dec. 03, 2011
The amulet quest ends in the perplexing question "CHOSE YOU REVARD?". Highlight of the game.
Play RaceCrash RaceCrash Nov. 30, 2011
It really does need a mute, but I love the idea. There's a fairly large problem with how sensitive the controls are - I think that for someone with slower reactions or less precise reflexes, this would be very frustrating. Did you ever play those old LCD games where the cars were locked into 4 lanes, and the player's controls sort of bunnyhopped between them? I think that would make it many times more accessible. Also, 'handicapped' was voted (by disabled people) as one of the ten most offensive terms to describe disabled people :)
Play Balloon Poper Balloon Poper Oct. 08, 2011
Bitterly disappointed at the lack of balloon popes.
Play Piggy Fart Piggy Fart Aug. 30, 2011
Simon, but with pigs and farting. I've found my level.
Play Bubble Bubble Aug. 29, 2011
Apology accepted.
Play The French Revolution The French Revolution Jul. 31, 2011
I can't possibly need to experience the French Revolution in this kind of searing detail
Play Play Safe: Use Condoms Play Safe: Use Condoms Jul. 31, 2011
Avoid a frown, contain your clown
Play Three School Cuties Three School Cuties Jul. 23, 2011
Uuurrgh
Play Special Pang Special Pang Jul. 23, 2011
I really wanted to like this as I love Pang, but the collision detection on the character seems really off. The animations between the levels were longer than the levels themselves, and to be honest the wait between stages means I won't be rushing back to play this, unfortunately.
Play Temple Smash Temple Smash Jul. 20, 2011
cute, and i particularly liked the 'every instrument on the synth' approach to soundtracks. Panpipes were so jaunty!