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Latest Activity: Played Crusaders of the Lost Idols (10 hours ago)

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With a fanfare of sad trombones and a choir of angels retching, a sword rises out of the spittoon, held aloft by a wet, bedraggled, and miserable-looking woman’s arm. Since you’re already kneeling, the arm wastes no time before tapping you on both shoulders with the sword, splashing your clothes with yellow slime and officially declaring you Nora Hatfield, Queen of Filth. Congratulations. The sword clatters on the floor as the hand drops it with a shudder and withdraws into the spittoon.
You got an item: Blechscalibur.
Long live the queen!

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