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About me

Now, about me…

I am your average cynical teen. My hobbies include flipping off boxes of kittens, teaching penguins how to fly, and watching the Quadriplegic Olympics (I’m going to hell…)

All juvenile idiocy aside…

Despite my ADD, I am an extremely deep person. I have found a hole in my spirit that can and does hold roughly a galaxy of pain.

I listen to metal. Mainly Manowar, Amon Amarth, and Iced Earth. My Kong-bestie (PlagueJester) and I make up a group called “Brothers of Metal”. There are but two existing members thus far. If one of us acheives mod-dom, the person must make a chat room called either “Sons of Odin” or “Brothers of Metal”

“Bourne of Fire and Stone, the Brothers of Metal, in the beginning of time, burst forth from the womb of the Earth. Destined to fight and die, the valiant Brothers fight for Truth and Metal. All who stand in our way shall taste steel. Their bones shall be ground into the dust of the past. If you harm one Brother, you harm all Brothers. If we fall in battle, we shall meet Odin in Valhalla…”
-Stygix

The only people worth anything to me on Kong are (in order)

PlagueJester
Blind Mag
Matinator
Sexytechnophobe
ProfessorPimp
Payton Hayes
McDestructor

What I really do in my free time is write songs. Most of which are meant to be witty (but wit is in the eye of the beholder, no?) all of which are good.

My favorite Football team is the Minnesota Vikings (not just cause of the name… I swear!)

Also, I am a smoker (I’m a Joker, I’m a midnight toker. I play my music in the suuun.) Don’t judge me just cause of that, eh?

Anyway, back to my endless and pointless existence, eh?

Fuck the world, HAIL AND KILL!!!

Quote Wall:

gentleg: It was unreasonably large.

Mcdestructor: ill use it for porn

Mcdestructor: how come everytime i get quoted it makes me seem like a pervert

Long string of CtC code time!

3~fl_w:405.35,414.65|fl_w:562.75,411.1|fl_w:703.95,414.65|fl_w:825.2,411.1|fl_w:968.1,407.4|w_i:322.15,344.95|w_i:1027.15,339.8|fl_w:392,275.75|w_i:676.85,346.75|fl_w:518.25,265.2|fl_w:593.55,275.45|fl_w:944.75,273.45|w_i:853.5,341.95|fl_w:765.2,255.45|fl_w:766.7,267|fl_w:765.45,245.8|fl_w:535.6,217.4|fl_w:513.9,224.65|fl_w:513.9,233.75|fl_w:513.7,248.2|fl_w:515.75,253.6|fl_w:530.15,183.1|fl_w:528.3,200|fl_w:526.6,193.9|fl_w:526.6,206.6|fl_w:754.6,236.15|fl_w:760,227.4|fl_w:760,215.15|fl_w:760.55,202.45|fl_w:919.25,257.25|fl_w:926.5,250|fl_w:936.1,224.25|fl_w:937.35,237.35|w_i:511.65,344|w_i:440.3,342.15|c_q:337.5,234.25|c_q:524.75,148.65|c_k:379,381.1|c_k:577.25,364|c_k:470.9,373.9|c_k:475.3,145.6|c_k:387.9,232.35|c_k:630.3,371.15|c_k:1188.5,378.75|c_k:617.75,145.55|c_k:563.35,151|w_i:1004.25,336.85|w_i:987.15,338.75|

(the guys can be hard to kill at times)

annnnd…

3~ws_w:391.25,470.6|ws_w:367.45,396.35|ws_w:890.75,388.7|ws_w:347.95,396.55|ws_w:495.2,492.15|ws_w:455.4,464|ws_w:407.45,465.35|ws_w:498.65,391|fl_w:309.65,408.3|c_k:630.5,326|p_c:770.5,386.65|ws_i:628.35,389.5|w_i:536.7,-3.85|w_i:839.55,-77.55|w_i:860.45,-77.8|w_i:723.7,-128.1|w_i:536.9,-126.8|p_s:441.85,479|fl_w:631.9,-248.35|ws_i:536.65,-216.9|ws_i:723,-220.45|w_i:723.65,-8.75|p_t:625.6,-78.5|ws_w:593.35,-25.1|ws_w:608,-25.1|ws_w:618.85,-26.85|ws_w:631.5,-26.85|ws_w:646,-26.85|ws_w:658.7,-26.85|w_i:536.8,362.25|w_i:536.65,242.85|w_i:536.65,119.05|w_i:722.95,113.7|w_i:723.05,238.5|w_i:721.7,363.7|fl_i:868.7,498.5|f_w:621.4,5.1|f_w:738.3,490.2|w_i:575,362.25|w_i:575,246.65|w_i:574.75,122.85|ws_i:575.2,35.85|w_i:671.85,360.6|w_i:670,235.25|w_i:670.5,115.8|ws_i:668.35,33.55|p_s:600.75,383.9|p_s:649.6,387.5|p_s:642.45,389.35|p_s:656.85,389.35|p_s:609.85,387.5|p_s:593.5,387.5|fl_w:929.35,349.95|p_t:341.85,476.35|p_s:988,315.15|p_s:971.75,320.6|p_s:960.85,316.9|

  • Member Since: Jan. 01, 2009
  • Last Login: Feb. 23, 2012
  • Current Points: 3289
  • Comments: 25
  • Forum posts: 0
  • Age: 18
  • Sex: Male
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Megyn

Jul 20, 2010 11:26pm

What’s up?

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Stygix Jul 21, 2010 8:22am

Not much. You?

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Megyn Jul 22, 2010 5:14pm

Not much either. =(

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Stygix Jul 22, 2010 11:22pm

You got a facebook?

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CuriousLemur

Apr 5, 2009 2:06pm

ah. Completely misunderstood the comment on the game then. d’oh haha

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CuriousLemur

Apr 3, 2009 5:07pm

Just thought I’d give you a head’s up

Sonny 2 does exist, it’s just never been released on Kongregate.

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