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“Talking to you is like drinking wine. Wine that’s made from fermented rat piss with the fine aroma of the dead, fly-swarmed carcass of a three-day-old deer, with the delicate, crisp flavor of skunk farts with highlights of ass sweat. The palette is rich with hints of residual dried poop-crust from a truck-stop bathroom. Goes down with the long lasting finish of fly-covered summer harbor trash”

“Pet me,
Pet you,
That’s the mission we pursue.”

“You can break me, but never risk me a stomach ache, when I’m hungry you better bake me a fucking cake!”

Disclaimer:
The views expressed by this person may or may not effect anyone at anytime. If in doubt, do not operate heavy machinery and avoid sex with animals where possible. Talking to me may cause excessive excitement, premature ejaculation and herpes. If the problem exists, please consult your dog.