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Play Symbiosis: Greenland Symbiosis: Greenland Jul. 27, 2013
1/5 just for having the most obnoxious opening in the history of obnoxious openings.
Play Incursion 2: The Artifact Incursion 2: The Artifact Jul. 11, 2013
This game brought to you by the folks at Boob Lyc.
Play The funeral corpse The funeral corpse Jun. 27, 2013
Ripping off art and models from other (and better) games and not bothering to give even the slightest credit? Not cool. Not cool at all.
Play Super Duck Punch! Super Duck Punch! Mar. 22, 2013
Wax for your manly handlebar mustache: $5. Purchasing a pair of gentleman's sporting gloves: $50. Challenging a giant duck to a round of fisticuffs: Priceless.
Play Zombie Slayer Zombie Slayer Jan. 04, 2013
I applaud Kano Apps for taking the bold step of combining the tedium of any given Facebook game with the desirability of amoebic dysentery.
Play Infestor Infestor Sep. 02, 2011
One large, strategically placed drain plug could thwart this invasion.
Play Zombotron Zombotron Jul. 27, 2011
You can do anything at Zombotron.
Play Super Drift 3D Super Drift 3D Jul. 26, 2011
The in-game music has been enhanced with little fart noises for your listening pleasure.
Play ShellShock Live ShellShock Live May. 03, 2011
How about making the XP loss so that a quitter loses a set percentage of their total XP? As it stands, losing 10xp isn't much of a motivator, and doesn't do much to stop people from quitting.
Play ShellShock Live ShellShock Live Mar. 03, 2011
No more stack games? Awesome!
Play Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3 Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3 Dec. 24, 2010
This is the sort of game which is genuinely disappointing because it clearly has the potential to be awesome, but seems to fall just short of actually realising that potential thanks to the cumulative effect of its many flaws.
Play Santa Can Fly Santa Can Fly Dec. 24, 2010
December 1944 - Germany proceeds with Operation Klaus, a last-ditch missile offensive against the Allies.
Play Ministry of War Ministry of War Nov. 29, 2010
A quantum leap represents the most minuscule change possible, which seems like an apt way to describe this game.
Play Junk Battles Junk Battles May. 15, 2010
So buggy. Why is this even on the front page?
Play Can Your Pet? Can Your Pet? Mar. 07, 2010
This is the best game on Kongregate! 5/5.
Play Feudalism II Feudalism II Nov. 20, 2008
The controls, inventory management, army management, and everything else don't appear to have been improved in the slightest from the original. As much as I'd like to say something redeeming about it, I simply don't see anything that would merit praise. 1/5.
Play GemCraft GemCraft Jun. 26, 2008
It's an interesting take on the tower defence genre, certainly. Still, it's not too terribly challenging once you figure out what you're doing. I would have given it 4/5, were it not for the obvious bid to drive traffic to another site by removing part of the game's content. So as it stands, 3/5.