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Symbiosis: Greenland

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Jul. 27, 2013

Rating: 5

1/5 just for having the most obnoxious opening in the history of obnoxious openings.

Incursion 2: The Artifact

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Jul. 11, 2013

Rating: -4

This game brought to you by the folks at Boob Lyc.

The funeral corpse

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Jun. 27, 2013

Rating: 29

Ripping off art and models from other (and better) games and not bothering to give even the slightest credit? Not cool. Not cool at all.

Super Duck Punch!

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Mar. 22, 2013

Rating: 1

Wax for your manly handlebar mustache: $5. Purchasing a pair of gentleman's sporting gloves: $50. Challenging a giant duck to a round of fisticuffs: Priceless.

Zombie Slayer

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Jan. 04, 2013

Rating: 0

I applaud Kano Apps for taking the bold step of combining the tedium of any given Facebook game with the desirability of amoebic dysentery.

Infestor

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Sep. 02, 2011

Rating: 8

One large, strategically placed drain plug could thwart this invasion.

Zombotron

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Jul. 27, 2011

Rating: 5

You can do anything at Zombotron.

Super Drift 3D

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Jul. 26, 2011

Rating: 2

The in-game music has been enhanced with little fart noises for your listening pleasure.

ShellShock Live

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May. 03, 2011

Rating: 8

How about making the XP loss so that a quitter loses a set percentage of their total XP? As it stands, losing 10xp isn't much of a motivator, and doesn't do much to stop people from quitting.

ShellShock Live

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Mar. 03, 2011

Rating: 0

No more stack games? Awesome!

Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3

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Dec. 24, 2010

Rating: 17

This is the sort of game which is genuinely disappointing because it clearly has the potential to be awesome, but seems to fall just short of actually realising that potential thanks to the cumulative effect of its many flaws.

Santa Can Fly

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Dec. 24, 2010

Rating: 2

December 1944 - Germany proceeds with Operation Klaus, a last-ditch missile offensive against the Allies.

Ministry of War

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Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 11

A quantum leap represents the most minuscule change possible, which seems like an apt way to describe this game.

Junk Battles

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May. 15, 2010

Rating: 3

So buggy. Why is this even on the front page?

Can Your Pet?

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Mar. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

This is the best game on Kongregate! 5/5.

Feudalism II

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Nov. 20, 2008

Rating: 0

The controls, inventory management, army management, and everything else don't appear to have been improved in the slightest from the original. As much as I'd like to say something redeeming about it, I simply don't see anything that would merit praise. 1/5.

GemCraft

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Jun. 26, 2008

Rating: 0

It's an interesting take on the tower defence genre, certainly. Still, it's not too terribly challenging once you figure out what you're doing. I would have given it 4/5, were it not for the obvious bid to drive traffic to another site by removing part of the game's content. So as it stands, 3/5.