Surspender

You know why PR2 is down?

Aliens came down to Earth, and demanded to shut down all the servers on Platform Racing 2, or they would kill Jiggmin. Jiggmin reluctantly accepted, for he knew what he had to do. Shut down all the servers to save his life. The aliens demanded Jiggmin not tell anybody who plays this. Jiggmin sadly accepted as the aliens left. Jiggmin put down the servers and fans started a rampage of comments.

…. This is all an educated guess ….