There is a guy who knowes about me, but he wrote everything down on a top-secret peice of paper hidden in Area 99. IN order to get this paper you must go to McDonalds and buy the Terroist Big-Mac. Use this burger to blow up the front door to The Mall of America. Head inside and meet up with Agents Murray and Akroyd. Then you must dance to the Ghostbusters theme. After that, a mystical tiger will come up to you and give you a gift card to UNOs chicago grill. Head to UNOs and buy a Prima Peppperoni pizza. Spend any other money left on bread sticks at Dominos pizza. After you re finished with that task you must meet up with Indiana Jones to find the treasure of Bla! Take the treasure to your local mail place and mail it to 1234 Awesome Dr. Then we shall send you a pass into the place where the paper is hidden. Once there say hi to security guard Bob and he will let you in. Once in head to the back of the facility, (please ignore the dancing banana) once there you will find a door, open it. Once inside you will see the paper on the floor. But before you grab it you must fight George W Bush and his political ninjas! after you spraed them with a water gun, get out your lighter and burn the piece of paper, you will be teleported to Iraq, in a Taco Bell. Head up to the nearest terroist and he will give you a piece of paper with a blue box and a red box,then he will give you a pen. Use the pen to check the blue box, then the terroist will smile and shake your hand. After that he will give you a Burrito Bomb. Now use your cellphone to call us so we can pick you up. Then we will send you to San Fransisco where you will place the Burrito Bomb in front of city hall. Run away. The Burrito Bomb will explode, it will only blow up the front door. Then Tom Hanks will free fall down on top of you. After you pick him up he will tell you about me, my friends and my company. So, Agent St00pid, are you ready? evil laugh Oh, and one more thingCheck out my Youtube page (665andonehalf) Activity FeedSweetTooth has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |