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Welcome Aboard! If you’re watching this video, then let me be the first to say, congratulations! You’ve recently been hired by the Krusty Krab restaurant and this is your first official day of training!
Can I make a Krabby Patty now?
Oh no. You’ve got a lot to learn before you’re ready to make a Krabby Patty.
As you can see by this graph,
giraffe
Ahem, graph, you are now employed by one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom. But it didn’t get that way overnight. Because the store closes at six.
No, the story of the Krusty Krab is the story of one man’s hard work, perseverance, vision, determination, and sweat. But mostly, his sweat.
1) FROMHUMBLEBEGINNINGS
You may think Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and founder of Krusty Krab, Inc., has always been the financial wizard he is today.
And you’re right!
After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. But then, his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home. And with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born.
Sound like a lot of
H O O P L A
Uh, sounds like a lot of
H O O P L A
Sounds like a
H O O P L A
H O O P L A
throws brick
Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty, right? hehe WRONG
2) THEKRUSTYKRABTODAY DUN DUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUN
To keep up with today’s demanding customers, no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in fast food technology.
This here is an advanced Patty Control Mechanism.
Here you can see our Automated Money Handling System. Don’t touch.
These are your high quality beverage temperature devices. Important.
This here’s a prototype Liquid Transfer Machine.
And most importantly, you get your state of the art Condiment Dispersal Units.
Now, you gonna buy somethin or just stand there, cuz there’s a standin fee.
All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn’t it? Well, luckily for you, Mr. Krabs’ fear of robot overlords keeps the balance of technology in check.
But if modernization is the heart of Krusty Krab, then employees are the liver and gallbladder. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes.
Hm, poised, confident, and a smile that says, “hello world, may I take your order?” You’ve got the makings of a good employee, Mr. Squarepants!
But for every good employee, there’s one who’s not so good.
Let’s see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. Look carefully at the “I really Wish I Weren’t Here Right Now” button. There’s a name for employees like this, but we’ll call him, Squidward.
I’m getting paid overtime for this, right Mr. Krabs?
Sorry, can’t hear ya!
3) TRAINING
Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now?
No, you can’t make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase, POOP!
Poop?
Once you understand POOP, you’ll understand your place at the Krusty Krab. But what does POOP mean? It’s actually a carefully organized code:
People Order Our Patties
Oh, POOP!
Looks like Mr. Squarepants understands POOP!
Here’s a typical customer, I wonder what he wants? Well, if just remember POOP, we can figure it out.
I’d like to order
Do you think he’s going to order A. a sofa, B. an expensive haircut, or C. a patty?
one patty please
Ah, POOP, you never let us down!
Now that you understand POOP, I bet you think you’re ready to make a Krabby Patty! KRABBYPATTY!!!
swat
Haha, not so fast, Eager McBeaver! We haven’t even talked about
Personal Hygiene
Every employee of the Krusty Krab must comply with a strict set of Personal Hygiene guidelines. OK, Mr. Squarepants, ready to prepare for your shift?
A good employee always scrubs his hands thoroughly. Be sure to get under those fingernails. And don’t forget about the knuckles! And make sure those palms are squeaky clean!
All right, let’s see those hands!
Now that’s thorough, haha!
After making sure your hands are washed, your face is clear of any blemishes or boils, your hair is neat and tidy, you are ready to start the day!
Now let’s see how Squidward prepares for his shift.
Huh? uhhhhh, heheh slam
Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward!
Now that you’re clean and hygienic, I’ll bet you think you’re ready to make that Krabby Patty! AHHHHH! I’M READY! I’M READY! I’M READY! I’M READY!
swat
Woah there! We still have a few more topics to cover first!
Your Work Station
It’s important to keep your area tidy and free of droppings. To make the vision in your head a reality, you’ll need supplies. And a good employee always keeps his supplies well-organized!
Very nice, Mr. Squarepants! Not a pickle out of place!
Now let’s see how Squidward keeps his workstation.
snore Huh? AHHHH.
Don’t worry Mr. Squidward, Mr. Squarepants can cover for you.
Now that your workstation is up and running, perhaps you think you’re ready to make the world famous Krabby Patty!
woof woof pant pant HAHA! Calm down! There’s plenty of time left! We have to make sure you’re ready for the psychological aspect of the job.
Interfacing With Your Boss
Mr. Krabs, can I have a raise?
No.
Good job, Mr. Squarepants!
Can I make a Krabby Patty n——
And now we move from behind the scenes to the front line, while we examine the most important aspect of the industry: the customer. Or, as we like to say: the Krustomer!
Who said that?!?! Are you a ghost?!?!
Like precious, precious blood in an animal, customers are what keeps the Krusty Krab strong and alive.
Squidward! Your ceiling is talking to me!!!
Are you gonna order something or just make friends with the paneling?
Uh, uh, I’ll have an, uh, uh, uh, uh, uhhhh……snore
snaps at him
Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else!
Ah Ah Ah, Squidward! Remember what Mr. Krabs says: the money is always right!
The ceiling is right, Squidward. You’re not a very good employee.
Fine! May I please take your order?
I’ll have a—-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We’ll check in with these two later. Right now it’s important that we discuss an EMERGENCYSITUATION
Like the lost gold of Atlantis, many consider the Krabby Patty to be a treasure. And as with every treasure, there’s a thief ready to steal it! So it’s up to you to be the watchful eyes of—
What’s this? It’s Mr. Krabs’ business rival, Plankton!
Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs! Your secret formula is finally mine!
He’s stealing the formula! What are you going to do Mr. Squarepants? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You’ll never catch me, Krabs! Not when I shift into Maximum Overdrive! Hiya!
I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hear me Krabs! You’ll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it form my cold, dead squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And so another emergency is avoided thanks to Mr. Squarepants!
Let’s check in on Squidward again.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Psst- Squidward.
Huh?
Just remember: POOP!
Patrick, if I could make a suggestion, why don’t you just order a Krabby Patty?
Great idea Squidward! One Krabby Patty please!
Phew. Is that for here or to go? Ooop!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
slam slam slam slam slam
Hang in there Squidward. It’s all part of the job.
Now that we’ve covered all the basics of your training, it’s time for the moment you’ve been waiting for!!!!!
Doh. dododododododohhhh. dodododododododododododododododohhhhhhhhh! deedodododododohhhh!! deedodododododohhh.doduddladuhdoduddladuh dohhhhhh! dodododododododohhhhh! tsh dohdohdohdohdohdDOHdoDOHHdoDOHHHH! Dee daddidlydeedaddiddlydedadadadaDOHHHHHHHHHH! Dee daddiddly wheeze dee daddidly dadiddly dadiddly dadiddly dahDIDDLY DATDITDEEDOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PREPARINGTHEKRABBYPATTY!
At the center of every great dynasty is the crown jewel, which keeps it alive and thriving! For the Krusty Krab, this is the Krabby Patty!!!!!
And now you, the humble employee off the street, the all too necessary human resource that keeps business afloat, will learn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare, with your very own hands, the sumptuous, lip-moistening, spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center that is a Krabby Patty!
Are you ready??
Are you sure?
OK! The secret formula, iiii
DUN DUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUN
drum roll DUN
Welcome Aboard! If you’re watching this video, then let me be the first to say, congratulations! You’ve recently been hired by the Krusty Krab restaurant and this is your first official day of training!
Can I make a Krabby Patty now?
Oh no. You’ve got a lot to learn before you’re ready to make a Krabby Patty.
As you can see by this graph,
giraffe
Ahem, graph, you are now employed by one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom. But it didn’t get that way overnight. Because the store closes at six.
No, the story of the Krusty Krab is the story of one man’s hard work, perseverance, vision, determination, and sweat. But mostly, his sweat.
1) FROMHUMBLEBEGINNINGS
You may think Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and founder of Krusty Krab, Inc., has always been the financial wizard he is today.
And you’re right!
After the war, Krabs stayed secluded in a deep depression that seemed endless. But then, his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home. And with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born.
Sound like a lot of
H O O P L A
Uh, sounds like a lot of
H O O P L A
Sounds like a
H O O P L A
H O O P L A
throws brick
Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty, right? hehe WRONG
2) THEKRUSTYKRABTODAY DUN DUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUN
To keep up with today’s demanding customers, no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in fast food technology.
This here is an advanced Patty Control Mechanism.
Here you can see our Automated Money Handling System. Don’t touch.
These are your high quality beverage temperature devices. Important.
This here’s a prototype Liquid Transfer Machine.
And most importantly, you get your state of the art Condiment Dispersal Units.
Now, you gonna buy somethin or just stand there, cuz there’s a standin fee.
All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn’t it? Well, luckily for you, Mr. Krabs’ fear of robot overlords keeps the balance of technology in check.
But if modernization is the heart of Krusty Krab, then employees are the liver and gallbladder. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes.
Hm, poised, confident, and a smile that says, “hello world, may I take your order?” You’ve got the makings of a good employee, Mr. Squarepants!
But for every good employee, there’s one who’s not so good.
Let’s see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. Look carefully at the “I really Wish I Weren’t Here Right Now” button. There’s a name for employees like this, but we’ll call him, Squidward.
I’m getting paid overtime for this, right Mr. Krabs?
Sorry, can’t hear ya!
3) TRAINING
Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now?
No, you can’t make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase, POOP!
Poop?
Once you understand POOP, you’ll understand your place at the Krusty Krab. But what does POOP mean? It’s actually a carefully organized code:
People Order Our Patties
Oh, POOP!
Looks like Mr. Squarepants understands POOP!
Here’s a typical customer, I wonder what he wants? Well, if just remember POOP, we can figure it out.
I’d like to order
Do you think he’s going to order A. a sofa, B. an expensive haircut, or C. a patty?
one patty please
Ah, POOP, you never let us down!
Now that you understand POOP, I bet you think you’re ready to make a Krabby Patty! KRABBYPATTY!!!
swat
Haha, not so fast, Eager McBeaver! We haven’t even talked about
Personal Hygiene
Every employee of the Krusty Krab must comply with a strict set of Personal Hygiene guidelines. OK, Mr. Squarepants, ready to prepare for your shift?
A good employee always scrubs his hands thoroughly. Be sure to get under those fingernails. And don’t forget about the knuckles! And make sure those palms are squeaky clean!
All right, let’s see those hands!
Now that’s thorough, haha!
After making sure your hands are washed, your face is clear of any blemishes or boils, your hair is neat and tidy, you are ready to start the day!
Now let’s see how Squidward prepares for his shift.
Huh? uhhhhh, heheh slam
Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward!
Now that you’re clean and hygienic, I’ll bet you think you’re ready to make that Krabby Patty! AHHHHH! I’M READY! I’M READY! I’M READY! I’M READY!
swat
Woah there! We still have a few more topics to cover first!
Your Work Station
It’s important to keep your area tidy and free of droppings. To make the vision in your head a reality, you’ll need supplies. And a good employee always keeps his supplies well-organized!
Very nice, Mr. Squarepants! Not a pickle out of place!
Now let’s see how Squidward keeps his workstation.
snore Huh? AHHHH.
Don’t worry Mr. Squidward, Mr. Squarepants can cover for you.
Now that your workstation is up and running, perhaps you think you’re ready to make the world famous Krabby Patty!
woof woof pant pant HAHA! Calm down! There’s plenty of time left! We have to make sure you’re ready for the psychological aspect of the job.
Interfacing With Your Boss
Mr. Krabs, can I have a raise?
No.
Good job, Mr. Squarepants!
Can I make a Krabby Patty n——
And now we move from behind the scenes to the front line, while we examine the most important aspect of the industry: the customer. Or, as we like to say: the Krustomer!
Who said that?!?! Are you a ghost?!?!
Like precious, precious blood in an animal, customers are what keeps the Krusty Krab strong and alive.
Squidward! Your ceiling is talking to me!!!
Are you gonna order something or just make friends with the paneling?
Uh, uh, I’ll have an, uh, uh, uh, uh, uhhhh……snore
snaps at him
Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else!
Ah Ah Ah, Squidward! Remember what Mr. Krabs says: the money is always right!
The ceiling is right, Squidward. You’re not a very good employee.
Fine! May I please take your order?
I’ll have a—-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We’ll check in with these two later. Right now it’s important that we discuss an EMERGENCYSITUATION
Like the lost gold of Atlantis, many consider the Krabby Patty to be a treasure. And as with every treasure, there’s a thief ready to steal it! So it’s up to you to be the watchful eyes of—
What’s this? It’s Mr. Krabs’ business rival, Plankton!
Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs! Your secret formula is finally mine!
He’s stealing the formula! What are you going to do Mr. Squarepants? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You’ll never catch me, Krabs! Not when I shift into Maximum Overdrive! Hiya!
I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hear me Krabs! You’ll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it form my cold, dead squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And so another emergency is avoided thanks to Mr. Squarepants!
Let’s check in on Squidward again.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Psst- Squidward.
Huh?
Just remember: POOP!
Patrick, if I could make a suggestion, why don’t you just order a Krabby Patty?
Great idea Squidward! One Krabby Patty please!
Phew. Is that for here or to go? Ooop!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
slam slam slam slam slam
Hang in there Squidward. It’s all part of the job.
Now that we’ve covered all the basics of your training, it’s time for the moment you’ve been waiting for!!!!!
Doh. dododododododohhhh. dodododododododododododododododohhhhhhhhh! deedodododododohhhh!! deedodododododohhh.doduddladuhdoduddladuh dohhhhhh! dodododododododohhhhh! tsh dohdohdohdohdohdDOHdoDOHHdoDOHHHH! Dee daddidlydeedaddiddlydedadadadaDOHHHHHHHHHH! Dee daddiddly wheeze dee daddidly dadiddly dadiddly dadiddly dahDIDDLY DATDITDEEDOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PREPARINGTHEKRABBYPATTY!
At the center of every great dynasty is the crown jewel, which keeps it alive and thriving! For the Krusty Krab, this is the Krabby Patty!!!!!
And now you, the humble employee off the street, the all too necessary human resource that keeps business afloat, will learn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare, with your very own hands, the sumptuous, lip-moistening, spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center that is a Krabby Patty!
Are you ready??
Are you sure?
OK! The secret formula, iiii
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