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Get in my van. You know you want to. There will be cake!

Quotes from Crack Baby Stupid land (Or MalFunction, if you prefer :P):

TeK94: dammit, no one ever lists my quotes.

noogai3: i wish i was queer so i could get chicks.

Malachi: Laz: AIDS MASTER.

yumdubaby: i like mine in lazlo.

yumdubaby: touch my friend

Member Since: Apr. 06, 2008
Last Login: Apr. 26, 2011
Current Points: 3152
Comments: 8
Forum posts: 137
Location: South Yorkshire, England
Website: http://tinyurl.com/26oeeq

Age: 20
Sex: Male

Latest Achievements (view all badges)

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Over 90d100!!! Badge (hard - 30 points)

Complete the campaign in Arkandian Crusade

Acquired Apr. 25, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Sacking Up Badge (medium - 15 points)

Upgrade your bag to at least 20 slots in Arkandian Crusade

Acquired Apr. 25, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Cheese Retrieval Badge (easy - 5 points)

Clear out the thieves' hideout and rescue the wizard's prized cheese in Arkandian Crusade

Acquired Apr. 25, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Skull Fluxed Badge (medium - 15 points)

Max out every upgrade, then defeat the evil skull boss in Upgrade Complete 2

Acquired Apr. 25, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Lagtastic Badge (easy - 5 points)

Push your processor to its limit in Upgrade Complete 2

Acquired Apr. 25, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Don't Crap Your Pants Badge (easy - 5 points)

Purchase the heart rate upgrade to improve your short-term resting BPM in Upgrade Complete 2

Acquired Apr. 25, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Ashrock and Roll Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete every Ashrock mission in Tyrant

Acquired Apr. 08, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Kekekekeke Badge (easy - 5 points)

Rush into combat and kill 100 total enemy units in Orbital Onslaught

Acquired Apr. 08, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Heroic Headhunter Badge (medium - 15 points)

Capture all 9 fugitives in Orbital Onslaught

Acquired Apr. 08, 2011

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Black Hole Son Badge (medium - 15 points)

Explore the vastness of space in SHIFT 3

Acquired Oct. 31, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Freedom ActionShifting Badge (medium - 15 points)

Taste freeeeeeedom to unlock the super-secret character in SHIFT 3

Acquired Oct. 31, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Building Blocks Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete any 5 levels in Wooden Path

Acquired Oct. 31, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Friends with Functions Badge (hard - 30 points)

Complete all 12 levels in light-Bot

Acquired Oct. 26, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Going Bananas Badge (medium - 15 points)

Fully complete all 50 levels of any map on any difficulty setting in Bloons Tower Defense 3

Acquired Oct. 24, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Pin Flingin' Badge (easy - 5 points)

Complete level 20 on any map and any difficulty setting in Bloons Tower Defense 3

Acquired Oct. 24, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

To Hell and Back Badge (hard - 30 points)

Complete the final level in Meat Boy

Acquired Oct. 21, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Filling the Trenches Badge (easy - 5 points)

Kill 100 German soldiers in Warfare: 1917

Acquired Oct. 21, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Crossing the Line Badge (easy - 5 points)

Defeat the German army by conquering the entire field in Warfare: 1917

Acquired Oct. 21, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Great^1000000000 Grandfather Badge (medium - 15 points)

Live on, and pass your genes to the distant future in Microbe Kombat

Acquired Oct. 17, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Microbial Menace Badge (medium - 15 points)

Split the 12 levels in half, then devour the first section in Microbe Kombat

Acquired Oct. 17, 2008

Badge earned Badge Of The Day

Test Your Might Badge (easy - 5 points)

Eat 10 delicious enemies during a single play session in Microbe Kombat

Acquired Oct. 17, 2008

Taimat396's favorite games

(view all 7 favorites)

: You Have To Burn The Rope

: The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 1

: Platform Racing 2

: Starfighter: Disputed Galaxy

: Bubble Tanks 2

: Kongai

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: Herbal Remedy

: Helene, the Swordstress

: Scroll of Inner Focus

: Rumiko, the Ninja

: Flash Powder

Taimat396's awards

: Fallout 3 Ticket

Taimat396's friends

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: Malical

: concretefish

: Vasifan

: Muhlakai

: paladin6657

: PenneyRZ

: Penney

Taimat396's fans

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: manstrong

: Allieee

: rooh

: Malical

: concretefish

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Taimat396's shouts

LagunaLoire

Sep 12, 2008 9:52am

Yeah mate haha, nice to see another Englander around these parts :)

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