TasteTheCake

“My sincerest apologies, but the delicious frosted pastry is a false, yet clever fabrication that only exists in your mind.”* Chaseung: Loonylizard: The ultimate mod can distract the chat from retarded shit with monocles. LoonyLizard: Origamu: What you get from a folded cow. ♪♫Failtrolls roasting as an open fire/ All them, screaming as they go/ The whole room’s laughter, sung out like a choir/ And Mods strike that heroic poss/Everybody knows, a new game that doesn’t blow♪♫
♪♫Helps to make the room feel light♪♫
♪♫And we know Kongregating beats shoveling snow♪♫
♪♫So we’ll probably be here all night♪♫
CommanderWiggin: I think everyone else died or something because they don’t say a single thing
tastethecake: Where the hell is my question mark/
Chaudproto: out on a date with exclamation point
MikitsuBizunizu: “Stop! You have violated the laws of The Imperial Miner! You must pay a fine of porkchops, or suffer the wrath of creepers!”~PyroDragon: Iced wings are a leading cause of aeroplanal crashes
PyroDragon: is that true with pegasi as well?
ChaoticAgenda: And iced Red Bull is the leading cause of wings
icypegasus: o.O
ChaoticAgenda: So I think the moral here is to avoid Red Bull~PyroDragon: so these new commercials claim anal sex is delicious and good for you
tastethecake: Wut?
darktemptress: plus in prisons they use powered soap to stop that o.o
albinocaveslug: Dunno about delicious.
PyroDragon: ocean spray cranberry juice
PyroDragon: not anal sex
tastethecake: XD
albinocaveslug: Hell of a typo.
bunnielove: It reads as “Dream” in my eyes *shrugs
PyroDragon: or mayhaps De am on Boy
PyroDragon: your eyes are dyslexic
PepsiPoP: Three characters are causing emotional instability.
SoWhatImDumb: Don’t tell me your all "Preoccupied"Kidnapping everyone again…
CommanderWiggin: The mute button is so nice.
CommanderWiggin: It’s like all the stupidity just stops.
PepsiPoP: Superflat? Dare I ask?
PyroDragon: asian lolis, Pep
PepsiPoP: All hail our god, TasteTheCake.
TasteTheCake: ^
PepsiPoP: Spread word and convert the nonbelievers.
KF5AQX: What is with all these people thinking we care about they’re useless achievements on shitty games?
LePurpleDevil: One doesn’t simply win an argument with a woman.
DarianWulfbane: I’ve always questioned the origins of Impossibru. The only thing I’ve been able to imagine is paradoxical drink, but that would be Impossibrew.
PyroDragon: “I cannot tell a lie, I like big butts.” ~President Sir Abraham Mix-A-Lincoln
airforce555: im sooooooooooooooooooooooo confused!!! who is “The Cake God”????
Mydnite: TasteTheCake, a man of great epicosity.
Viral_Attraction: “I used to be an adventurer, but I took too many arrows from TasteTheCake and decided I won.”
LoonyLizard: ♪♫Ch-ch-chamges!♪♫
acedyaa: no one loves me =/
angeloflust: the razor loves you
doomsbringer: Bricks never lie
doomsbringer: wait… no thats all they do
LobsterMobster: H. P. Slothcraft. The most widely recognized writer who was also a sloth.
LoonyLizard: This fake web site brought to you by PyroDragon. When things get 404’d, blame a dragon.
Jessness: Chaud, does your brain ever work?
Boboria: Try apples. Apples don’t just keep doctors away, but if you peg them you can keep anyone away, like Loon for example.
PepsiPoP: My Teamspeak sessions basically seem to devolve into “Your face is ugly” and “Your sound card works perfectly”
PepsiPoP: And then bizarre permutations of it.
PepsiPoP: “Your sound card is an inbred kinslayer who designs killer rollercoasters that suck at Terraria!”
IfOnlyIf: “Theoretically you don’t exist, so molesting you wouldn’t be a crime.”
DarianWulfbane: Is the crying before or after you bone the disabled chicks?
IfOnlyIf: I molested 3 glasses in the last hour.
LoonyLizard: Not able to clap? What are you typing with, hooks?
NinjaGamer: It’s easy, Just grab a rag with chloroform and enough rope to restrain however many friends you want.
8008man2: Taste is rushing to turn his script into an opera as we speak.
PepsiPoP: But can he sing it?
8008man2: If there is one thing a sentient pastry can do it’s belt out an aria.
Zeraelieus: Are you deaf?
Zeraelieus: Or do you have no hands?
Trialos: See there is part of my problem, I was always curious. So gee family, what is in this unmarked white styrofoam camping cooler looking thing? Oh? A human kidney, gee thanks for that one mom.
NullifiedKnight: If only they’d bash their heads against walls instead.
angeloflust: bc bitches love cake
Sephyy: I’ll rupture your anus with my massive bear cock.
PepsiPoP: Can’t you compromise and have a gun that shoots babies?
TasteTheCake: Yup, Police car on fire. TOTALLY PEACEFUL HERE. ;)
PepsiPoP: “It’s a peace bonfire. Part of my people’s traditions.”
PepsiPoP: “What, you don’t think now is a good time for a peace bonfire?”
PyroDragon: God-punching a bear in the dick! ****ing garage roof shingles.
JustOK: also, look into anal bleaching, I hear some hiring managers are into that