Technohazard's profile

About me

I'm a level designer for a next-gen video game company. I used to do QA for Activision. Graphics are overrated. HD and a bajillion polys does not make a game great.

Age: 26
Sex: Male
Location: Santa Ana, CA
Website: http://technohazard.net

Member Since: Dec. 21, 2007
Last Login: Apr. 07, 2008
Current Points: 867
Comments: 100

Latest Achievements

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: Meadow Conservationalist Badge (medium - 15 points); Score 3,000,000 points on "expert" in "classic" mode in Boxhead: The Zombie Wars; Acquired Mar. 27, 2008

: Home Sweet Home Badge (medium - 15 points); Reach level 25 on "defense" mode with the "expert" difficulty in Boxhead: The Zombie Wars; Acquired Mar. 27, 2008

: Damn Dirty Zombies Badge (easy - 5 points); The only good undead is a dead undead! Kill 100 zombies during a single game in Boxhead: The Zombie Wars; Acquired Mar. 27, 2008

: The Hunt for Red Button Badge (medium - 15 points); Uncover every last red button in ButtonHunt 2; Acquired Mar. 19, 2008

: Difference Detective Badge (medium - 15 points); Find every last difference in 5 Differences; Acquired Mar. 17, 2008

: Mad Skills Badge (easy - 5 points); Achieve a 100% skill rating on any level in Tarnation; Acquired Mar. 14, 2008

: Playing with Tar Fire Badge (medium - 15 points); Achieve 5 close calls on a single level in Tarnation; Acquired Mar. 14, 2008

: Dodgeball Badge (easy - 5 points); Survive 50 seconds in Particles; Acquired Mar. 07, 2008

: Always One Survivor Badge (medium - 15 points); In every classic horror story, there's always exactly one survivor. Make this story no different in The Visitor; Acquired Mar. 07, 2008

: Super Happy Adventure Time Badge (medium - 15 points); Guide your lovable visitor through his quest to destroy all in his path in The Visitor; Acquired Mar. 07, 2008

: Kindergarten Artist Badge (easy - 5 points); Show off your artistic talent by completing all 20 drawings in under 100 seconds in Scribble!; Acquired Mar. 07, 2008

: Chron-O-Johnny Badge (hard - 30 points); Can't a man rip off a drug dealer without stirring up trouble anymore? Exact justice in Johnny Rocketfingers 2; Acquired Mar. 06, 2008

: Defender of the Universe Badge (hard - 30 points); Defeat the final boss without using any passwords except the one for level 2 in Gamma Bros; Acquired Mar. 06, 2008

: Huge Manatee Badge (medium - 15 points); Defeat the first boss on any difficulty in Balloon Invasion; Acquired Mar. 04, 2008

: Thumb Tack Badge (easy - 5 points); Complete any map on any difficulty in Balloon Invasion; Acquired Mar. 04, 2008

: Churchton Windchill Badge (hard - 30 points); Complete 5 campaigns in StormWinds 1.5; Acquired Feb. 21, 2008

: When Kongregate Attacks Badge (medium - 15 points); Destroy the evil forces of Kongregate before it's too late in StormWinds 1.5; Acquired Feb. 21, 2008

: "Hold the Line!" Badge (easy - 5 points); Destroy 25 enemies in StormWinds 1.5; Acquired Feb. 21, 2008

: Rural Rampage Badge (medium - 15 points); Complete level 20 and make 4 shop purchases in Pillage the Village; Acquired Feb. 19, 2008

: Village Bully Badge (easy - 5 points); Pillage your way past level 5 and rack up $3,000 in Pillage the Village; Acquired Feb. 19, 2008

: 0.o Badge (easy - 5 points); The first sight of combat is never pretty, even for a smiley. Score 10 kills in Smileys-War; Acquired Feb. 12, 2008

Technohazard's favorite games

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: DropSum v1.3

: Notessimo

: Asteroids Revenge III - Crash to Survive

: Ragdoll Invaders

: Ratmaze 2

: Gamma Bros

Technohazard's cards

: Sacred Candle

: Phylactery

: Onimaru, the Samurai

: Quickening Powder

: Elusive Feather

: Death Mask

: Ring of Curses

: Tiger's Claw

Technohazard's friends

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: ZeeSnaile

: Khanayda

: Executioner

: FireFytingNut

: troubadour29

: pixeljamgames

: pmr0078

Technohazard's fans

(view all 8 fans)

: Khanayda

: e6t47

: frogz694

: troubadour29

: pmr0078

: ApeKing

: PugusDoggers

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Technohazard's comments

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Game	Comments
Catch Em If You Can	Mar. 27, 2008 Good game, LOTS of clicking though. 4/5
This Game SUCKS	Mar. 27, 2008 Hey, I think it's fine. 3/5 A little boring but a good waste of time.
Alex the Adventurer	Mar. 27, 2008 This suffers from all the classic problems with adventure games. compounded with the fact that you have to restart COMPLETETLY and you can't make stubbylegs walk any faster gives this a 2/5 - at least the art is decent.