Hello, you’re now hearing from TehElephantSpy.
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I’m a dedicated gamer who enjoys long walks on the beach, eating worms, and skydiving. What? You think I’m kidding? Oh, well you’re right. I was kidding. Anyways, here’s a story of how I got to Kongregate. ::Is on Armorgames playing some game:: (You don’t get to know what it was though). BOOM! ::Kongregate link appears in game:: I liked the game so… ::clicks on link:: And there you have it. My epic story of how I came to Kongregate… This is now the part where I may actually tell you something about me. Or maybe not? I’m a California native, and uhh…. live some place inside Washington. I enjoy long walks on the – Oh wait, I already told you that wasn’t true :X Well… to tell you the truth, there’s nothing much to tell about myself. I love the darker colors of the rainbow: Purple, Blue, Black. I enjoy video games, reading, Hulu, going to the gym, snowboarding, chillin’ with friends (Yes! I have friends! ZOMG! It’s a miracle!) and maybe some other stuff. I’m also a MAJOR fan of Hockey. Errr…. shall I go on, or should you just meet me in ‘Difference Engine’ and get to know me better? I don’t know… because that’s your call. Don’t ask me questions I don’t know the answer to plz. =(
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You have just heard from TehElephantSpy. And oh yes, I’m a spy that’s an elephant, or an elephant that is a spy. Or something like that. Oh, and by the way… ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʇsol ʇsnɾ noʎ
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