TehMonkeyMan's profile

where to start, where to start……. my name is tehmonkeyman (as you might have guessed) but most people on Kong simply call me monkey (or, as of the 27th of February 2009, TMM). my real name is actually Sam, i live in England, i play guitar and drums, I’m young, smart, funny and very, very modest.

I’m 13 at the moment, and I’ve never been happier (freedom FTW!) i usually hang out in the difference engine chat room, or DE to most. they have some cool people there who are also smart, funny and very, very modest.

i plan to get to level 20 by the time it reaches 2010. i know that’s a long time for most people, but i tend to have more fun on kong, rather than spend hours on a game i don’t like just for a few points.

That’s all i really have to say about myself, but I’ll be updating regularly on news and other stuff. peace out ! ^_

22/2/09: today i was shocked. i just found out that my good friend LTnutria, who i always thought was male, is actually female! AWKWARD! apologies to you, LT.

27/2/09: i found the perfect picture for my account today! it was a little monkey, but someone had photoshopped a human face onto it! it was the perfect picture for a monkeyman, but it wouldn’t let me add it. first it said it was too big, then i got it on but it was tiny, then it said it couldn’t be a HTML document, then i gave up. =( now I’m sad =(

28/2/09: Mossystump, my good friend from difference engine, has become a mod! he is not going to take control of his own chatroom, he is just going to stay in the difference engine with me and the others. that means difference engine now has 2 resident mods! twice the banhammer fun! =)

1/3/09: I’m scared now, because i fear i may have permanently pissed off skeelful08 for not saying hi to him when i got into the DE. so, so, so, so, so, so, so sorry about that skeel, and plz come back to DE =(.

2/3/09: skeel has returned! after numerous apologies and many, many, MANY pancakes, he finally came back with nothing more than giving me a smack. i guess you just can’t stay mad at me for long =).

4/3/09: i gained a new friend today, and so did the entire DE. a moderator, called amberthejewl, has joined the DE and she’s awesome! i cant see why, but she got kicked out of her last chat room, and has come to settle at DE. may your 1/3 part reign last long amber!

13/3/09: i have started a petition: MAKE LTnutria A MOD!!!! just ask me if you would like to join, and then I’ll add your name! this will only be on my profile, but it may help! good luck LT!!!!!!

names so far: Tehmonkeyman, LTnutria, Troz, kris69, person who does not wish to disclose their name, zedadex, masterano, friskohardy.

15/3/09: Dude! You just completed the Achievement Completionist achievement in Gravitee and won the Achievement Completionist badge and 30 points! this marked me reaching level 17 and, more importantly, 2,000 points =).

25/3/09: I’M ONLY TYPING THIS TO KEEP SKEEL HAPPY! HAPPY NOW SKEEL?!?!?!
love, tehmonkeyman

29/5/09: Wow. Long time no update. anyway, i typed to say that i am getting braces in a couple of months, so my typing may develop a lisp, or something else. i have also decided that we monkeys have been looked down on for too long, and have a new goal of total world anniahlation (of humans. other animals will be spared.) VIVA LA MONKEH!

2/6/09: i reached level 18! yay! ….thats it…just that…bye!

6/7/09: i achieved my goal of level 20 half a year early, after earning the scriball hard badge and orbular impossible! =)

2/9/10: Wow. I haven’t updated my profile in over a year. I guess I kinda grew away from Kongregate for a while, but I’m trying to get back into it now. Quite a lot has changed, like all the people I knew and the regulars in the DE. Plus there’s a few other subtle changes, like the fact that shit is now ok to say in chat and, hopefully, in profile. Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. =D. Anyway, I was looking through my old updates and I was amazed to see I documented when my braces were put on. I’m getting them off in 6-7 weeks. Wowsers. I’m also going into Year 10, which I guess would be tenth grade over in Americaland. Starting my GCSEs, might even get a job soon. Sweet. Anyway, that’s all from me at the moment. TMM out.